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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hi, Ralph! Thanks for highlighting my comment!

It's a bit disingenuous saying saying that the plagiarism tool doesn't actually "prove" anything. Yes, there's always the possibility of false positives, as with any algorithm of the sort. And I'm not saying that the results from that thread are 100% proof of your faggotry, but that doesn't make evidence illegitimate.

All I'm saying is the results of @SiggerNlayer 's analysis are pretty peculiar. With the tweets being analyzed having pretty different results compared to ones from only a year ago or even recent leaked text messages.

Again, could be wrong, but shit's pretty interesting.
Every plagiarism tool comes with a disclaimer like that for the same reason consumer DNA match tests have manufacturer disclaimers like that.
No one wants to get pulled into court because your tool got used in an evidence presentation. It was just about the gayest response he could have to what's presented.

If nothing else it certainly looks like the chameleon effect in action. People for a long time have pointed out how Meigh will mimic other's mannerisms (Digibro being an obvious example) so it comes as no surprise if she's basically adopting how Gunt hollers on the Internet.
The shit that you can see in the tests though is completely impossible for just mimicking someone's habits
 
Ralph is his own hype-man:

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NO I'VE NEVER WOKEN MY BABY! SHE CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME HOLLERING OVER THE AIRCON!
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"They're attempting to drive the Ruin Ralph Train," "They're trying to set me up like a bowling pin." I'm really enjoying his Chandler-isms lately.
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"I've been strategically ditching the sperg audience for the last 12 months" has to be one of the funniest copes he's come up with in a while. Ralph hasn't made a strategic move in his life, he's probably most high time preference person in the Sektur.

iirc this logo was made about 12 months ago, lol. RIP Killstream Kliq. Now it's just Ralph, the Killstream clit.
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Is Bibble still around?
 
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It's safe to say that bibble quietly bowed out seeing how he hasn't been on shows in a bit. He's probably seen how schizo ralph goes after "snakes" so he wont say anything about his time working for free
E: Oh he's still around on the KILLSTREAM?!??
 
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"I've been strategically ditching the sperg audience for the last 12 months" has to be one of the funniest copes he's come up with in a while. Ralph hasn't made a strategic move in his life, he's probably most high time preference person in the Sektur.

iirc this logo was made about 12 months ago, lol. RIP Killstream Kliq. Now it's just Ralph, the Killstream clit.
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Yes, Bibble is still around.
 
"I've been strategically ditching the sperg audience for the last 12 months" has to be one of the funniest copes he's come up with in a while. Ralph hasn't made a strategic move in his life, he's probably most high time preference person in the Sektur.

iirc this logo was made about 12 months ago, lol. RIP Killstream Kliq. Now it's just Ralph, the Killstream clit.
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Yeah. He's doing a YT show on Monday.
 
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if you count views from another channel as your own, you’re over.
 
Oh fuck off, you goddamned communist.
I rescind my statement.
Ralph, I encourage you to eat lots of processed meat. Have Amanda grill you up unseasoned beef and hot dogs on a cheap Weber grill, and make sure she lets the fat drop and audibly sizzle on the store brand charcoal briquettes so you know they’re cooked perfectly. Chefs kiss. I’m actually jealous that I don’t eat animals, especially smoked, preserved, or tainted carcinogenic ones.
Ask for an extra shot of hot whole milk in your latte next time big guy, you’ve earned it.
 
MY SHOWS ARE SOLID. I WON. BIG.
I’d hate to see what losing looks like.
He could literally be anally gangraped live on his stream and somehow pretend it was a win the next day at this point. His brain has been reduced to sludge by alcoholism, xannyberries, coke, the beating he took, etc.
 
if you count views from another channel as your own, you’re over.
I wonder if he also tries to pretend the $2,000 plus dollars in superchats KC got is also magically his money, but it’s just in Andy & Ashton’s bank accounts.

His claims about money are particularly hilarious when we can see what a wildly popular 4 hour stream with over 3k viewers, plus a top tier guest, in his sector actually pulls in with superchats. Yet somehow Ralph wants ppl to believe that the 150 ppl watching KS are giving him $800. LMAO.

I hope to god Ralph and Baked try to the RV trip to total humiliation. They will just have to keep it parked and eat canned soup, their only hope for donos being ppl hating them enough to send $1 superchat insults.
 
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I wonder if he also tries to pretend the $2,000 plus dollars in superchats KC got is also magically his money, but it’s just in Andy & Ashton’s bank accounts.

His claims about money are particularly hilarious when we can see what a wildly popular 4 hour stream with over 3k viewers, plus a top tier guest, in his sector actually pulls in with superchats. Yet somehow Ralph wants ppl to believe that the 150 ppl watching KS are giving him $800. LMAO.

I hope to god Ralph and Baked try to the RV trip to total humiliation. They will just have to keep it parked and eat canned soup, their only hope for donos being ppl hating them enough to send $1 superchat insults.
I hope Ralph does the RV with Baked because Bake will try to swindle him out of thousands.
 
A couple weeks ago, Bibble said he’s not distancing himself from Gunt. He had Avon on as well and he’s a dedicated Guntguard / paypig.
funny, gator said the same thing, so did rand, come to think of it i think even jim said so too. andy as well. hmmmm.
We only knew about the bifurcated Gunt before last night. Now we know about the double tits. Gag reflexes triggered, aylawgs owned. Total Ralphamale victory.
lmfao imagine his reaction the next morning, seeing "double tits" in an alog reply, double tits, WAIT, NO they couldnt! could they? could they know my tits have tits? maybe its just another of their dumb exaggerated fanfic jokes, sure most turned out to be trued and exposed but youre a ralphamale! they dont know about the double tits so theyre just lying! hell they just got lucky the other times and theyll look even stupider when you lose the weight and gain the muscle and expose their lies, just as soon as you learn how to get the sugar back into sugarfree coke. weight loss without the beta sacrifice baby! killstream yeah! , yeah thatll show josh moon. next comment "double tits .picrel" ..........
 
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"Not in my weight class" isn't the "epic pwn"you think it was, Ethan.

Art of the written word worthless fat hick.

The bow is cute but you are supposed to take them off when baby goes to sleep, which is the kind of thing May would hear from her supportive female friends or her mom or from baby blogs except for the fact she's isolated by Gunt and all of this seems to be only now sinking in.
Maybe Sandra could have helped with some of ReRollRoz's duties, too bad she's burning in Hell.
 
funny, gator said the same thing, so did rand, come to think of it i think even jim said so too. andy as well. hmmmm.

lmfao imagine his reaction the next morning, seeing "double tits" in an alog reply, double tits, WAIT, NO they couldnt! could they? could they know my tits have tits? maybe its just another of their dumb exaggerated fanfic jokes, sure most turned out to be trued and exposed but youre a ralphamale! they dont know about the double tits so theyre just lying! hell they just got lucky the other times and theyll look even stupider when you lose the weight and gain the muscle and expose their lies, just as soon as you learn how to get the sugar back into sugarfree coke. weight loss without the beta sacrifice baby! killstream yeah! , yeah thatll show josh moon. next comment "double tits .picrel" ..........
I wonder if he even knew he had double flapjack gunted tits? I doubt Ralph looks at himself naked in the mirror much. His view of his tits is looking down and he may have not noticed they had Gunts. He’s a pro at denying reality after all. Sort of like how he hadn’t seen his dick since Jr High but was convinced the revenge porn didn’t do its size justice. If he can’t see it he can make up all kinds of fantasies about it.

In fact, those are not double tits, they are just his giant pecs taking a nap.
 
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