🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[I'd abeeb bear]

He's hollerin this morning
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There's only two options with his superchats.

1. He's sending them to himself in order to "riff" off of them, giving himself content. They're almost always framed in his speech, or, are something he would say and agree with vehemently.
2. His fanbase is so mentally ill that they've actually started to try sounding like him because they truly look up to him.

I've said for years that his fanbase is made up entirely of autistic people, but even with their mimicry, I can't see people speaking so closely to how he speaks. The way they come in, right when he needs a segue or to bolster his opinion and make it seem valid is just far too suspect.

Every superchat is either "I 100% agree with you, king, [target of the day] BTFO'd" or "You're a fat piece of shit, unblock me on Twitter", there's literally no in between. Either perfection, never wrong, or pure hatred.

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"Is Christianity a Jewish conspiracy?" Really? I guess the tradcath grifter arc is officially over...

He's entering the "excited over 1 dollar ravioli" arc along with Baked with how little he's pulling in.

 

[Beavis]

He or pantsu is sending in fake super chats. Warski confirmed that powerchat doesn’t distinguish between real and test superchats.

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph denying he uses May's twitter confirms he's using May's twitter, but also approves what she's allowed to say.

 

[MediocreMilt]

watch this space

Ah yes, performative Christianity for your Internet audience. Just as God intended.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Ah yes, performative Christianity for your Internet audience. Just as God intended.

“Watch this space” Ralph says to the Christians, who then watch as he lives a life that is fitting of a resident of Sodom. They can witness as he lives a life of vice, sin and embarrassment to humanity.

What did Ralph hope to accomplish with this?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

2 miles? More like 2 meats amiright.
Ralph you know you don’t have to eat meat with every meal right? Especially smoked and preserved meat lol. Well enjoy your drug binge tonight RageTits.

ETA latte is the most womanly of espresso drink, good choice Ralph. Obey the estrogen cravings.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Trying to BTFO the a-lawgs while trying not to upset the tradcath crowd he adopted from Nick Fuentes. Let's see how it plays out for him!

ralph thats the fastest way to say "im a degen piece of shit" ever. even faster than just outright admitting youre a no moral having swine

 

[LadiosSopp]

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"Is Christianity a Jewish conspiracy?" Really? I guess the tradcath grifter arc is officially over...

>Adam Green vs E Michael Jones

Literally fucking who?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

2 miles? More like 2 meats amiright.
Ralph you know you don’t have to eat meat with every meal right? Especially smoked and preserved meat lol. Well enjoy your drug binge tonight RageTits.
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ETA latte is the most womanly of espresso drink, good choice Ralph. Obey the estrogen cravings.

Wonder where he’s going to have lunch? Maybe Baltimore after he goes there to buy heroin? He’s got a long day of long drives, buying drugs and shoveling food in his face to avoid spending time with his supposed “family” in Richmond.

Seems like he’s trying hard to avoid home until walk in the door and lock himself into the u-haul studio to get wasted and grunt on stream until passing out again.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Wonder where he’s going to have lunch? Maybe Baltimore after he goes there to buy heroin? He’s got a long day of long drives, buying drugs and shoveling food in his face to avoid spending time with his supposed “family” in Richmond.

Seems like he’s trying hard to avoid home until walk in the door and lock himself into the u-haul studio to get wasted and grunt on stream until passing out again.

Baltimore would be better for him due to the fact that he can nigger it up there and not look weird doing so.

 

[Polyboros2]

2 miles? More like 2 meats amiright.
Ralph you know you don’t have to eat meat with every meal right? Especially smoked and preserved meat lol. Well enjoy your drug binge tonight RageTits.
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ETA latte is the most womanly of espresso drink, good choice Ralph. Obey the estrogen cravings.

I had to be informed by my wife that lattes are not the corn syrup smoothie I've been putting him down for, that's a frappecino. He's still a woman for drinking them though.

What the fuck is he doing in DC? This man really can't stand to be around his child. He's so desperate to run from fatherhood, he is fantasizing about multiple events in other cities and considering getting in an RV with Baked Alaska that has the rare distinction of being less popular than the Killstream.

Although, he may just be hoping Baked still has a wiff of Alice in his dick, or, even better, some of her fecal encrusted undergarments.

 

[CringeMomma]

I think he meant to say "snort 2 miles of cocaine after this show"

 

[Fannyscum]

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NO I'VE NEVER WOKEN MY BABY! SHE CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME HOLLERING OVER THE AIRCON!

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"They're attempting to drive the Ruin Ralph Train," "They're trying to set me up like a bowling pin." I'm really enjoying his Chandler-isms lately.


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[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph is his own hype-man:

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NO I'VE NEVER WOKEN MY BABY! SHE CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME HOLLERING OVER THE AIRCON!
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"They're attempting to drive the Ruin Ralph Train," "They're trying to set me up like a bowling pin." I'm really enjoying his Chandler-isms lately.
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Wait, I thought he made over $1k yesterday. He changes that to $850 and later $800+. If people keep pressing him, I wonder how low we can get that number down to.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Wait, I thought he made over $1k yesterday. He changes that to $850 and later $800+. If people keep pressing him, I wonder how low we can get that number down to.

Zero dollars. Considering how he fakes donos, I highly doubt he rakes in the dosh like he says he does.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

MY SHOWS ARE SOLID. I WON. BIG.
I’d hate to see what losing looks like.

 

[️ronic]

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Hi, Ralph! Thanks for highlighting my comment!

It's a bit disingenuous saying saying that the plagiarism tool doesn't actually "prove" anything. Yes, there's always the possibility of false positives, as with any algorithm of the sort. And I'm not saying that the results from that thread are 100% proof of your faggotry, but that doesn't make evidence illegitimate.

All I'm saying is the results of @SiggerNlayer 's analysis are pretty peculiar. With the tweets being analyzed having pretty different results compared to ones from only a year ago or even recent leaked text messages.

Again, could be wrong, but shit's pretty interesting.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Hi, Ralph! Thanks for highlighting my comment!

It's a bit disingenuous saying saying that the plagiarism tool doesn't actually "prove" anything. Yes, there's always the possibility of false positives, as with any algorithm of the sort. And I'm not saying that the results from that thread are 100% proof of your faggotry, but that doesn't make evidence illegitimate.

All I'm saying is the results of @SiggerNlayer 's analysis are pretty peculiar. With the tweets being analyzed having pretty different results compared to ones from only a year ago or even recent leaked text messages.

Again, could be wrong, but shit's pretty interesting.

If nothing else it certainly looks like the chameleon effect in action. People for a long time have pointed out how Meigh will mimic other's mannerisms (Digibro being an obvious example) so it comes as no surprise if she's basically adopting how Gunt hollers on the Internet.

 

[Ripe]

Zero dollars. Considering how he fakes donos, I highly doubt he rakes in the dosh like he says he does.

He gets donos. The hate donos seem to be real. The ones he skips as soon as possible. So he does get some.

Not sure why anyone would donate tbh..

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

“Watch this space” Ralph says to the Christians, who then watch as he lives a life that is fitting of a resident of Sodom. They can witness as he lives a life of vice, sin and embarrassment to humanity.

What did Ralph hope to accomplish with this?

“Something something only GAWD can judge me!”