🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[cokeski1488]

Another 5 star day for the Ralphamale:

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That never happened
That's not true
And if I had to think about it
It was probably YOU
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Delighted slumber, wtf?
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"The Merchant" responds:
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is ralph really this deluded? he needs an intervention

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

is ralph really this deluded? he needs an intervention

Imagine posting that nonsense when you could take any random minute from last nights shitshow and use it for the inevitable custody court case(s).
Ralph you screamed in a drunken coke rage for a good 10 hours on stream we all saw it, while your infant daughter was feet away from you.
You will lose her before she has any memory of you, and that’s for the best. Just like your son.
I only hope the horrible noise hasn’t fried her little synapses to the point she has chronic anxiety and hearing damage, not to mention breathing issues from being exposed to your TOXIC living environment.
I believe you are doing everything you can to force Amanda to leave without having the balls to come out and say it.
Ralph she is too stupid and pathetic to do that.
Be a man and tell Harry to come get her, he’s a horrible person too but at least he’s a bit more stable (lol) than you.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Imagine posting that nonsense when you could take any random minute from last nights shitshow and use it for the inevitable custody court case(s).
Ralph you screamed in a drunken coke rage for a good 10 hours on stream we all saw it, while your infant daughter was feet away from you.
You will lose her before she has any memory of you, and that’s for the best. Just like your son.
I only hope the horrible noise hasn’t fried her little synapses to the point she has chronic anxiety and hearing damage, not to mention breathing issues from being exposed to your TOXIC living environment.
I believe you are doing everything you can to force Amanda to leave without having the balls to come out and say it.
Ralph she is too stupid and pathetic to do that.
Be a man and tell Harry to come get her, he’s a horrible person too but at least he’s a bit more stable (lol) than you.

There's nothing The Gunt is better at than making a complete ass of himself and being a terrible human being.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

is ralph really this deluded? he needs an intervention

What? And ruin all this perfectly good corn?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

is ralph really this deluded? he needs an intervention

He had one already:

He didn't listen.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Another 5 star day for the Ralphamale:

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That never happened
That's not true
And if I had to think about it
It was probably YOU
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Delighted slumber, wtf?
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"The Merchant" responds:
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Bout to join Cozy Rozy in “delighted slumber”

Shows photo of Rozy taken days ago in the bright daytime.

Ralph thinks there’s “delighted slumber” with a newborn because Pantsu is the one staying up with her all night in the guest bedroom while black out drunk Ralph passes out for eight hours again.

Obviously never shared a room at night with his baby mama and child.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

There are few hard, immutable truths in life, but one is that when Ethan types “lol” in a tweet it means he is positively shit-pants seething.

 

[MeltyTW]

Imagine posting that nonsense when you could take any random minute from last nights shitshow and use it for the inevitable custody court case(s).
Ralph you screamed in a drunken coke rage for a good 10 hours on stream we all saw it, while your infant daughter was feet away from you.
You will lose her before she has any memory of you, and that’s for the best. Just like your son.
I only hope the horrible noise hasn’t fried her little synapses to the point she has chronic anxiety and hearing damage, not to mention breathing issues from being exposed to your TOXIC living environment.
I believe you are doing everything you can to force Amanda to leave without having the balls to come out and say it.
Ralph she is too stupid and pathetic to do that.
Be a man and tell Harry to come get her, he’s a horrible person too but at least he’s a bit more stable (lol) than you.

well i mean fuck beyond that vickers didnt show his quadrupole fatty man tits, in what fucking world is that a win? i bet ralph being less high upon waking up is probably mortified his dumbass did that and he'll probably bind his breasts like the ftm he is from now on in desperation to avoid the chance of something like that happen again.

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

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[gaystoner]

He's hollerin this morning

 

[A Sunset]

He's hollerin this morning
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LMAO....."how could I have burned a bridge with Rand...when there is no bridge? Fuck a bridge." That's some fine logical deduction there Ralph. Checkmate, A-Hogs!

I love how also he's changed his attack within a paragraph. First he says, actually, RAND was the one that burned the bridge. Then he says next paragraph, there is no bridge with Rand. Which is it retard? The Xanax and whatever god-forsaken drug cocktail he was on last night must still be rolling in his system.

I hope someday Ralph screenshots something I say about him here. That would please me.

 

[AnOminous]

If I go on another persons show it’s because they’re begging me to make them money, but yet that’s not the case when I do the exact same things! I win again!

"How can you felt me when I already felted myself! SOOOWEEEEEE!" [pig squealing noises]

There are few hard, immutable truths in life, but one is that when Ethan types “lol” in a tweet it means he is positively shit-pants seething.

Any time you see "lol" or anything of the sort, just translate to [pig squealing noises] and [pathetic wigger sobbing].

 

[A Sunset]

"How can you felt me when I already felted myself! SOOOWEEEEEE!" [pig squealing noises]

Any time you see "lol" or anything of the sort, just translate to [pig squealing noises] and [pathetic wigger sobbing].

"Last night when I got felted by all my former co-hosts, and had thousands of former fans cheering for my retarded spergouts was a BIG WIN for the Killstream, lol! My worst enemies are making thousands off my drug-fueled mania while I'm becoming destitute, LOL!" It's like his tell in poker, you can tell when he's got nothing in his hand as soon as he drops that.

 

[Dead Wife]

I feel a trip to Vegas coming on, seems he’s got cabin fever having been at home with Meigh and Rozzer for three full days. Time for Gunty to have another trip to pursue his passions.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel a trip to Vegas coming on, seems he’s got cabin fever having been at home with Meigh and Rozzer for three full days. Time for Gunty to have another trip to pursue his passions.

I would almost bet he has some wigger-tier betting "strategy" like a Martingale so he can tell himself he "usually wins" in Vegas.

And you "usually" do win with that, a little, but when you do finally lose, it's huge.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I feel a trip to Vegas coming on, seems he’s got cabin fever having been at home with Meigh and Rozzer for three full days. Time for Gunty to have another trip to pursue his passions.

Unless I’m reading this wrong he was so hard up he drove to DC just to buy some fucking weed this morning. Drunk and raging all last night, out the door driving hours to get weed this morning. Father of the year. He’s a fucking wreck. I’d bet he went to get weed because he’s going to try and drink less this weekend after humiliating himself last night.

You can tell he’s nervous as shit that the plagiarism detector shows he writes the tweets from May’s account.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Unless I’m reading this wrong he was so hard up he drove to DC just to buy some fucking weed this morning. Drunk and raging all last night, out the door driving hours to get weed this morning. Father of the year. He’s a fucking wreck. I’d bet he went to get weed because he’s going to try and drink less this weekend after humiliating himself last night.

You can tell he’s nervous as shit that the plagiarism detector shows he writes the tweets from May’s account.

As always, his defense is the irrefutable “actually, no.”

 

[A Sunset]

Unless I’m reading this wrong he was so hard up he drove to DC just to buy some fucking weed this morning. Drunk and raging all last night, out the door driving hours to get weed this morning. Father of the year. He’s a fucking wreck. I’d bet he went to get weed because he’s going to try and drink less this weekend after humiliating himself last night.

You can tell he’s nervous as shit that the plagiarism detector shows he writes the tweets from May’s account.

May needs to get the fuck out of there with the baby. God I'm not trying to moralize here but all jokes aside, that's a newborn baby in that house with him. He could seriously hurt that kid. Like he's worse than ever and that kid deserves a good start to life just like anyone. May if you read this just leave. You're not married, there's no consequence and anything is better than this if you care at all about the baby.

Also that child should not be on social media, ever.

 

[maize]

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The bow is cute but you are supposed to take them off when baby goes to sleep, which is the kind of thing May would hear from her supportive female friends or her mom or from baby blogs except for the fact she's isolated by Gunt and all of this seems to be only now sinking in. I guess at least Rozy's space is clean here versus the Finger Pic? This has gotta be a recent-ish pic of Rozy I think based on how she is looking otherwise though I don't know if I believe this picture at all, "delighted slumber" after Gunt had been stream-screaming for hours. If Meigh is not packing she is as dumb as we think she is at least after a few nights of dueling screaming babbies. I hope she isn't.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

It never ceases to amaze me that Ralph manages to be a bigger faggot than even me. I really am just in awe of sheer gay retard shit that he does. At this point I think him trooning out would be less gay than his tweets, to say nothing of his flaggot tendencies.