Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
It's not just Jade either, he attacks any woman of his A-Hogs. Always going for below the belt, because he physically can't reach any higher.
"You can't out-low me! KILLSTREAM BABY! Christ is kang!"
It takes very little effort or thought to hit below the belt, which is why someone as dumb and blunt as Ralph defaults that tactic every single time. That mentality doesn't really hold weight because most of his "haters" tend to keep their jabs directed at him specifically. Really, what reason would one have to "aim low" with Ralph when all that's needed to get a rise out of him are surface level barbs?
 
2. This guy simped for IP2 Alice. He couldn't pull pun that Baked Alaska tapped. His chances of seducing Jade is the same of him getting in shape.
Gunt needs to be insulted for this more. It must kill him (and the creepy Joey dude) that they spent so much money on Alice and she wouldn't let them fuck her while she fucks all of IP2 and random niggers that give her $5.
 
Ralph is going to live to an impossibly old age. He's going to be like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards where somehow the amount of drugs and booze and plain beef he consumes is so vast that by some unknown process it actually preserves him like a living mummy.
That doesn't work for fatties. Richards was always thin as a rail. Your John Belushis and Chris Farleys and Charlie Parkers and Elvises and others who combine extreme gluttony with extreme drug abuse almost always meet with a bad and early end.
 
Ralph is going to live to an impossibly old age. He's going to be like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards where somehow the amount of drugs and booze and plain beef he consumes is so vast that by some unknown process it actually preserves him like a living mummy. I would joke when I had the coof that I had to daydrink every day because it would kill the coronavirus (I was actually just bored and you can order delivery from liquor stores now) but Ralph is actually drinking enough that his blood is basically hand sanitizer. This is how he's able to eat shit out of a woman's ass, he has become something that isn't quite human anymore so diseases that can kill people don't know what to make of his highly exotic body chemistry. Any virus or bacteria in Ralph's body is like a sperm cell that was busted into someone's mouth or ass, just totally confused.
That's my point though. He can survive an unhealthy lifestyle but the moment he goes to do something healthy, his heart will give out and he'll keel over (no pun indented)
 
Looks like it's time to post this again.

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I just realized that Ralph thinks Meigh is a 10/10 because she is the first chick that he has been with that wasn't obese.
Ralph has probably fucked some decent looking women. Pey was a cute lil' slampig. That Loveisafourletterword was an attractive MILF. E-status works in getting you mentally ill puss puss.
 
Ralph has probably fucked some decent looking women. Pey was a cute lil' slampig. That Loveisafourletterword was an attractive MILF. E-status works in getting you mentally ill puss puss.
Mentally ill being the key word. He wasn't exactly exploring new territory with these women as they have all been around the block more than a few times.
 
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