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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm guffawing at that drywalling job its not even equal with the windows. This person who is having them work has to be doing a house flip right??? Like no way would I live with that.

I definitely get house flip vibes. Some associate of theirs with a bit of cash will be buying up all the nice original properties in this backwater, tarting them up at minimum cost and flipping them on to yuppie queers from Denver.

I don't know shit about tractors but I'm assuming that his hay bale tractor is second hand. He and Jarrod were also looking at that one vintage white tractor that seemed to be from a family member as well.
The white tractor was grandpappy’s, they were just moving it for him I think.

They could have (sensibly) acquired it to replace the expensive rented Kubota, but no, that’s still there in background of today’s pic of the trailer park. If they have another machine as well I’ve not seen it.
 
I don't know shit about tractors but I'm assuming that his hay bale tractor is second hand. He and Jarrod were also looking at that one vintage white tractor that seemed to be from a family member as well.


I'm guffawing at that drywalling job its not even equal with the windows. This person who is having them work has to be doing a house flip right??? Like no way would I live with that.
"Yeah, not sure about this drywall and paint job, it seems really shoddy..."

"Did I mention a team of stunning and brave trannies did it?"

"OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!?!?! Will you accept a blank check???"
 
Whoever owns even a fraction of real estate can force a partition sale, forcing the property to be sold and split pro rata between the other owners. This is why never allow anyone to own a fraction of anything you do as well. So whoever is on the deed can force a sale, or use the threat of doing so to encourage a good offer to buy them out.

Not true, but probably true for the Tranchers.
I have been through the dress rehearsal for this process - never had to go through with it or even file the papers, thank god.

So "What happens when you own some land, want to get out, but the other people won't sell or buy you out?" The legal system has this covered. This varies not just state-to-state but may also vary county-to-county, though usually the only thing that varies is time spent at various stages.
tl;dr summary:
1) Mediation
2) Attempt partition of property
3) Buyout
4) Partitional Sale/Auction (and maybe back to 1)

Standard script goes something like this:
You bring the other holders to court. First thing is mandatory court-ordered mediation - basically "Buy this guy the fuck out you fucking asshats; if you don't have the money set up a payment plan. Do anything but continue to be stupid please. PLEASE. The process gets kind of expensive, so I don't care how much you hate them, think of yourself and settle this in mediation."

If that fails to produce meaningful results, then there is an appraisal. Everyone party to the action can get their own appraisal and submit to the court, or they can agree on one appraiser, or the Judge will select an appraiser to do it. The appraiser comes back with a value, and everyone is given a buy out value according to their interest in the property.

First thing the judge will do is see if there is a way to split the property along sharelines (or at least to kick out anyone who is trying to sell their interest) without degrading its value. They might be able to do that with the Tranch, but communities and counties usually HATE to split lots so it may be a non-starter. But if there is say a house on the property, or a water source at one end of the property... basically if is not be possible to split the land along share values, or doing so would degrade the total value of the land, next comes buyouts.

The Judge gives what amounts to a period of time to form alliances. They start with the highest percentage owner, and give them the chance to buy out anyone's interest at the appraised rate - if people want to stay on the deed they don't need bought out. If the biggest owner can't or won't, they go to the next, then the next, etc. Anyone expressing interest then has a period of time (IIRC in our state it was 90 days) to come up with money to buy out any dissenting shareholders (aka anyone who wants off the deed)- if they can't get the money, they must forfeit their chance.
If no one is willing or able to buy out the other owners, then it goes to a partition sale.
(Also, as I recall, some states allow this step to be skipped by claiming the appraisal doesn't reflect the property's real value on the open market, so it goes right to the partition sale.)

In a partition sale, the property is put up for auction. Owners are allowed to bid on it, as well as any member of the public. If the auction price doesn't meet the appraisal, the owners are allowed to reject it. If they reject, and the lawsuit isn't dropped, go back to mediation. If the auction price meets or exceeds the appraisal, the property is sold and funds distributed according to ownership in the property.
 
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Not true, but probably true for the Tranchers.
I have been through the dress rehearsal for this process - never had to go through with it or even file the papers, thank god.

So "What happens when you own some land, want to get out, but the other people won't sell or buy you out?" The legal system has this covered. This varies not just state-to-state but may also vary county-to-county, though usually the only thing that varies is time spent at various stages.

Standard script goes something like this:
You bring the other holders to court. First thing is mandatory court-ordered mediation - basically "Buy this guy the fuck out you fucking asshats; if you don't have the money set up a payment plan. Do anything but continue to be stupid please. PLEASE. The process gets kind of expensive, so I don't care how much you hate them, think of yourself and settle this in mediation."

If that fails to produce meaningful results, then there is an appraisal. Everyone party to the action can get their own appraisal and submit to the court, or they can agree on one appraisal, or the Judge will select one. The appraiser comes back with a value, and everyone is given a buy out value according to their interest in the property.

First thing the judge will do is see if there is a way to split the property along sharelines (or at least to kick out anyone who is trying to sell their interest) without degrading its value. They might be able to do that with the Tranch, but communities and counties usually HATE to split lots so it may be a non-starter. But if there is say a house on the property, or a water source at one end of the property... basically if is not be possible to split the land along share values, or doing so would degrade the total value of the land, next comes buyouts.

The Judge gives what amounts to a period of time to form alliances. They start with the highest percentage owner, and give them the chance to buy out anyone's interest at the appraised rate - if people want to stay on the deed they don't need bought out. If the biggest owner can't or won't, they go to the next, then the next, etc. Anyone expressing interest then has a period of time (IIRC in our state it was 90 days) to come up with money to buy out any dissenting shareholders (aka anyone who wants off the deed)- if they can't get the money, they must forfeit their chance.
If no one is willing or able to buy out the other owners, then it goes to a partition sale.
(Also, as I recall, some states allow this step to be skipped by claiming the appraisal doesn't reflect the property's real value on the open market, so it goes right to the partition sale.)

In a partition sale, the property is put up for auction. Owners are allowed to bid on it, as well as any member of the public. If the auction price doesn't meet the appraisal, the owners are allowed to reject it. If they reject, and the lawsuit isn't dropped, go back to mediation. If the auction price meets or exceeds the appraisal, the property is sold and funds distributed according to ownership in the property.
So basically if we went full Bulldozer Mendozer what you're saying is they could theoretically just lose the tranch entirely.

Also the Alpacas are all Penny's or at least the original 88 and any offspring they had. That is his only "asset" (i say this very loosely since Alpacas are a money pit and not really viable for profitable livestock/homesteading....or at least not the ones they have.). Correct me if I'm wrong but with other livestock "papers" often come into play for registration and give added value to an animal even if you're not in a show circuit. I would assume the same would be for Alpaca and since his are all a mixed bag of sick/emaciated/ teeth over grown/ potentially inbred/ neglected alpaca you would have to give them away basically.
 
Not true, but probably true for the Tranchers.
I have been through the dress rehearsal for this process - never had to go through with it or even file the papers, thank god.

So "What happens when you own some land, want to get out, but the other people won't sell or buy you out?" The legal system has this covered. This varies not just state-to-state but may also vary county-to-county, though usually the only thing that varies is time spent at various stages.

Standard script goes something like this:
You bring the other holders to court. First thing is mandatory court-ordered mediation - basically "Buy this guy the fuck out you fucking asshats; if you don't have the money set up a payment plan. Do anything but continue to be stupid please. PLEASE. The process gets kind of expensive, so I don't care how much you hate them, think of yourself and settle this in mediation."

If that fails to produce meaningful results, then there is an appraisal. Everyone party to the action can get their own appraisal and submit to the court, or they can agree on one appraisal, or the Judge will select one. The appraiser comes back with a value, and everyone is given a buy out value according to their interest in the property.

First thing the judge will do is see if there is a way to split the property along sharelines (or at least to kick out anyone who is trying to sell their interest) without degrading its value. They might be able to do that with the Tranch, but communities and counties usually HATE to split lots so it may be a non-starter. But if there is say a house on the property, or a water source at one end of the property... basically if is not be possible to split the land along share values, or doing so would degrade the total value of the land, next comes buyouts.

The Judge gives what amounts to a period of time to form alliances. They start with the highest percentage owner, and give them the chance to buy out anyone's interest at the appraised rate - if people want to stay on the deed they don't need bought out. If the biggest owner can't or won't, they go to the next, then the next, etc. Anyone expressing interest then has a period of time (IIRC in our state it was 90 days) to come up with money to buy out any dissenting shareholders (aka anyone who wants off the deed)- if they can't get the money, they must forfeit their chance.
If no one is willing or able to buy out the other owners, then it goes to a partition sale.
(Also, as I recall, some states allow this step to be skipped by claiming the appraisal doesn't reflect the property's real value on the open market, so it goes right to the partition sale.)

In a partition sale, the property is put up for auction. Owners are allowed to bid on it, as well as any member of the public. If the auction price doesn't meet the appraisal, the owners are allowed to reject it. If they reject, and the lawsuit isn't dropped, go back to mediation. If the auction price meets or exceeds the appraisal, the property is sold and funds distributed according to ownership in the property.
This sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare process.

I would love to see it play out on the tranch.
 
This sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare process.

I would love to see it play out on the tranch.

Look, I know this legal shit sounds like too much work for any tranny who always nearly piss themselves doing legal name change signings but we do know whatever the outcome is, it's going to be MEGA retarded and done as shittily as possible.
 
This sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare process.

I would love to see it play out on the tranch.

The lawyer I was talking to said it really was, and even when it was resolved in mediation the bad blood from having to serve them usually never went away.

The tranch would arguably be very boring after the initial screeching about getting served. The tranch wasn't a very valuable plot of land and that's before the tranchers xeriscaped it. So its very likely they could get a property loan to just buy out anyone on the deed.
 
Lakota grift: forgotten and abandoned.
They probably realized that yet again, they were being grifted by a bunch of white men with beads.
If no one is willing or able to buy out the other owners, then it goes to a partition sale.
(Also, as I recall, some states allow this step to be skipped by claiming the appraisal doesn't reflect the property's real value on the open market, so it goes right to the partition sale.)
Any time you read a legal opinion about the process, it invariably quotes some legal bromides about it being a last resort, but it isn't, at least not from the court's perspective. If the parties won't work it out among themselves they go through this tooth-pulling process, sometimes repeatedly. One recalcitrant person (even with a tiny share) can upset the entire apple cart even if everyone else agrees.

So it really all comes down to whether these troons are made of spite or made of greed or, more to the point, which they have more of.
 
Well, it definitely seems to be the current trend:

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A continuing case of “all the gear and no idea”.
How much of a market is there for shoddy DIY interior finishing in a place like that?
Lakota grift: forgotten and abandoned.

All sarcasm aside though, if Penny reforms the tranch and basically just lives there with his homies and does an honest job, and has a few pet alpaca, and stops the endless narcissistic dogooding and grifting: fair play to him. It would be a sad end to the milk flow for us though.
Anyone else find it funny how phil is trying to cover up his undeniably male fascination with power tools by calling himself a "tool girl?"
 
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I don't even know where to begin with this fucking mess and them showing it off while claiming that they're starting a drywall finishing business is fucking ludicrous.

They should be paying the homeowners back for completely fucking up rather than getting paid. I have never seen a drywall job this poorly done and they haven't even taped (HA HA they won't) or mudded yet.

Also they have a drywall "business" and Penny is just NOW buying a knockdown knife?

I can't, y'all. I just can't.
 
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I don't even know where to begin with this fucking mess and them showing it off while claiming that they're starting a drywall finishing business is fucking ludicrous.

They should be paying the homeowners back for completely fucking up rather than getting paid. I have never seen a drywall job this poorly done and they haven't even taped (HA HA they won't) or mudded yet.

Also they have a drywall "business" and Penny is just NOW buying a knockdown knife?

I can't, y'all. I just can't.
Granted, even as a homeowner I don’t know shit about drywall, but should it be flush where the pieces meet?
 
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I don't even know where to begin with this fucking mess and them showing it off while claiming that they're starting a drywall finishing business is fucking ludicrous.

They should be paying the homeowners back for completely fucking up rather than getting paid. I have never seen a drywall job this poorly done and they haven't even taped (HA HA they won't) or mudded yet.

Also they have a drywall "business" and Penny is just NOW buying a knockdown knife?

I can't, y'all. I just can't.
What's with all the weird cut pieces screwed in all over the place??? There's... miscut holes/patches on the angled part? What even the fuck is that? There's so many seams all over. It looks like they were trying to be as cheap as possible and re-use tiny cut sections and peices they made mistakes on instead of larger pieces on big flat areas. I get trying to save material cost but god damn drywall is not expensive enough to justify doing what they did. They clearly did not use a straight edge or any kind of measuring device to cut any of those pieces, especially not in those angled corners. All of this shit is eyeballed to the max. This is the worst quality drywall work I've ever seen by a long shot.
 
Granted, even as a homeowner I don’t know shit about drywall, but should it be flush where the pieces meet?
There shouldn't be any gaps between the sheets. Cuts should be clean and straight instead of mangled and these lines aren't quite... parralel to each other.

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This is a horrible fucking botch job and the owner needs to sue them for it.
 
How can these people be so bloody incompetent at everything? They can't build stuff, they can't run a farm properly, their alpaca yarn has grass in it, they can't cook, they can't dress themselves, they can't clean, their amholes are sealing shut, they kill their alpacas, they kill their dogs, their equipment breaks down constantly, the environmental damage on the Tranch is visible from space, there are tumbleweeds all over the place and they cannot even grift properly.

What is it that they do well exactly? And why on earth should anyone give them money? At this point you should only donate to the Tranch if you hate troons, nature and animals.
 
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