🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Chuck Shiesty]

Man PaulTown has fallen really far if this is what he does with his time now.

 

[An automatic clown]

Man PaulTown has fallen really far if this is what he does with his time now.

Fallen from where? His psychotic breakdown where he torched a barn?

 

[Fannyscum]

Thought he said he wasn’t talking about any of his haters? Also what day isn’t lazy for him?

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[RandomShirtlessMan]

This is, and I'm completely unironic, the worst "panel" I've ever listened to and that includes even the shittiest GG Skype call. The quality is shit, most of the guests have no idea how to speak in public, all of the guests are faggots, it's just shameful.

A random GG livestream to prove my point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXD_icu1U5w

I remember Variloh's streams. It was full of faggotry but people sounded slightly more normal.

 

[MeltyTW]

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less than a day and hes already giving us tons of new memes

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

LET'S SEE THOSE MOTHAFUKAS OBSESS OVER ME THE KILLSTREAM KANG WHEN I IGNORE THOSE MOTHAFUKAS!!!
Huh? I'm the one obsessing and continuing to mention them? Reset the clock.......

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Addressing the accusations of larping(?)


Remember, no negativity on this holy day,

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Addressing the accusations of larping(?)
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I love how there is a cross on the table, a quarter stick of butter with the wrapper still on it, and a bottle of water. Fucking tacky larping.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Addressing the accusations of larping(?)
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This shit is so funny. You could say anything on here and Ralph will immediately feel the need to address it with proof, which is how you know the stuff like weight loss he hasn’t accomplished because of course he’d post the results to own us.

Hey Ralph I heard you licked poop out of the ass of the old woman who lived in a shoe and she said “you’re gross and I’m an old hoe who lives in a shoe and even I think that” please don’t address this accusation in a post and totally own me.

 

[Sam Losco]

Addressing the accusations of larping(?)
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It's very Christian behavior to not marry the mother of your child in a (what will be) vain attempt to hide your money due to upcoming child support for your other baby momma.

"Then Jesus said unto them, "If you have a child out of wedlock, God desires you hide your income in the bank accounts of your current baby momma to avoid paying child support. You must not marry the second woman either"" - Ralph 4:15.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I love how there is a cross on the table, a quarter stick of butter with the wrapper still on it, and a bottle of water. Fucking tacky larping.

Lets be honest. He isn't going to use that butter on the roll he is going to eat it.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

CHRIST IS KANG WE GETTING $40 CROSSES AND WE DON'T SCARE NIGGUHS

https://www.kremp.com/rustic-decorative-sympathy-cross/

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's very Christian behavior to not marry the mother of your child in a (what will be) vain attempt to hide your money due to upcoming child support for your other baby momma.

"Then Jesus said unto them, "If you have a child out of wedlock, God desires you hide your income in the bank accounts of your current baby momma to avoid paying child support. You must not marry the second woman either"" - Ralph 4:15.

Then Jesus said “actually, if I had to guess it was probably you that sent me to earth to die for the sins of man.”

 

[Gunterator]

Legitimately WHO is this guy? He sounds GAY (cringe) and looks weak as hell. I smell future killstream kliq kohost

He is some weird Augierfc and friends alog who seems to just have the opposite takes of them just to shit on them. He is just as much of a contrarian as them and i guess will even side with ralph just to try and shit on them

 

[Obscura539]

Addressing the accusations of larping(?)
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I really want to make cooking videos based off Ethan’s food photos. I just want to wear a pig mask, drunkenly slap together some of the most basic foods, and present as god tier culinary mastery. They’re just so good. The Gourmet Gunt?

 

[maize]

CHRIST IS KANG WE GETTING $40 CROSSES AND WE DON'T SCARE NIGGUHS
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Bets on whether this was procured after the thread about his religion dropped?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Best way to celebrate christ rising...talking shit about your fellow man.

KRIST IS KANG

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Christ is Kang but Catboi Fuentes is 'the boss'! Absolutely pathetic groveling from the Gunt as he bows down to his new master. I thought the Killstream was separate from AF? I guess that was before every co-host except Bibble jumped the sinking ship.

And what does a "lazy Sunday" consist of for a man who is so inactive he's developed 4 tits and 2 gunts? Is he that worn out from punching his desk in a drunken rage?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

this nigger is so embarrassing

 

[Karen™]

I love how there is a cross on the table, a quarter stick of butter with the wrapper still on it, and a bottle of water. Fucking tacky larping.

Everything is so perfect. The bottle of jcaesar salad dressing. The chunks of leftover bacon from his DC drug run. "Sympathy cross." The absence of napkins and light. How Meigh gets that fucking incredible butter in lieu of a salad, drink, or cutlery.

I've seen table settings with paper plates that had more love and care put into them. What a wonderful Easter present for the aylawgs