Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

RatCake said:
In minecraft of course. I'll join you in that. Send that IP over. I'm betting on the fact that he's alive and well somewhere.

I remember when I used to watch CRP a few years ago. Like a few videos. The only thing I can remember taking away from his videos was "Duh, thanks for stating the obvious." The shit he gets himself into is far more funny and sobering than the shit he drones on about in his videos.
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I'll DM it to you, the server name is CoachCraft and I hear he spent days building his personal pleasure palace on it that we can burn down.

I used to watch him way back, and always thought his takes were weird but liked some of his stuff as background noise, then he went off the rails and I started following his retarded antics that are probably the result of some kind of weird midlife crisis. He's kind of like Ralph and Boogie, in that he lives this fake life where he's some big shot millionaire, but in reality he's just stumbling about and it finally lead him somewhere truly dark. Still this could be another Coach hoax.
 
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I really hope this isn't true but if it is CRP had nobody to blame but himself. He was warned ahead of time and had every opportunity to leave Ukraine but refused because he was so sure that Russia was going to steam roll the Ukrainian army and decided to talk shit about Ukraine while they were being invaded and also at a time when their president gave the okay to kill any Russian sympathizer. If this doesn't qualify for a Darwin Award I don't know what will.
 
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Retink said:
I'll DM it to you, the server name is CoachCraft and I hear he spent days building his personal pleasure palace on it that we can burn down.

I used to watch him way back, and always thought his takes were weird but liked some of his stuff as background noise, then he went off the rails and I started following his retarded antics that are probably the result of some kind of weird midlife crisis. He's kind of like Ralph and Boogie, in that he lives this fake life where he's some big shot millionaire, but in reality he's just stumbling about and it finally lead him somewhere truly dark. Still this could be another Coach hoax.
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I'm gonna enjoy in making schizo theories on what happened to Coach Red Pill.

20 bucks on coach red pill being abducted by Ukranian sympathizing aliens from space for "probing".
 
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GreenJacket said:
:null: Read before posting. 3 pages in and I am already seeing the same jokes. Stop sperging about the fucking war. You fucking politispergs ruin the fucking site.


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CoachDedPill in few hours. I'm calling it.
I'm only few hours away from the time zone and nationalist news are quick to post summary executions of spies on Telegram.

Granted if coach doesn't kill himself by then or beg mercy from Russian troops

Either scenario is likely.
 
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I just wanted to say, as a former infantryman, anyone that’s stupid enough to sign up for a war they don’t have to is a fucking idiot.

Doesn’t matter what your political views are.
War is a cunt of a thing that everyone should avoid.

I don’t give a shit if you‘re a hardcore neo-Nazi, a knee sock wearing tankie troon or anything in between. If I see you on film getting pink misted for some other fucker’s war I am gonna laugh at you.

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
If the Ukrainians got him, whoo boy. Could classify him as foreign combatant or foreign operative.
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To be considered a legitimate combatant, you have to have been issued a rank and serial number by a participant nation.
The legal status of non-citizens with fig-leaf serial numbers is tenuous at best.
You also need to have ID or tags and be wearing the uniform of the military you serve.
Under the rules of war, you get captured and you’re not in uniform, without tags or ID and/or you‘re a citizen of a nation not involved, you can be summarily shot if captured.
All these dipshits signing on because social media or Reddit told them to are fucking morons.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
I was obviously being tongue-in-cheek with that description, my point was that I'm not sure why you would use KF if you're the kind of person who has a problem with gore videos.
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There is no correlation between watching snuff films and shit posting on the farms. If you think there is, it says more about you than it does the rest of the community.
 
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RatCake said:
I'm gonna enjoy in making schizo theories on what happened to Coach Red Pill.

20 bucks on coach red pill being abducted by Ukranian sympathizing aliens from space for "probing".
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Hm, interesting theory, but I hear Zelensky personally ordered the abduction and now has Coach frozen in a substance like Carbonite that he'll display secretly in his hidden sex dungeon. Eventually the frozen Coach will be passed down through generations until all meaning of who he was is lost and one of Zelensky's great great grand children pawn him to buy more knick knacks.
 
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RatCake said:
I'm gonna enjoy in making schizo theories on what happened to Coach Red Pill.

20 bucks on coach red pill being abducted by Ukranian sympathizing aliens from space for "probing".
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My schizo hope is camwhores from both Russia and Ukraine descended upon CRP and offed him, because his support helped take away their livelihoods (what with the banks shutting off transactions).
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
My schizo hope is camwhores from both Russia and Ukraine descended upon CRP and offed him, because his support helped take away their livelihoods (what with the banks shutting off transactions).
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So we could possibly have a CRP execution streamed live on OnlyFans or other camwhore sites? Interesting theory. :story:
 
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mindlessobserver said:
You have to think about it from The local SBU and Kharkiv Police perspective. For the last two months they've had heavy ordinance dropped on their city. They've had to work overnight while Russia drops bombs and pick up the bodies in the morning.

Enter some idiot foreigner talking shit about you online, saying you are a pig stooge of some globohomo plot and Putin is coming to save the world. You know. That guy who ordered bombs dropped on your head.

You are an armed police officer with war time authority and civil society in your city is hanging on by it's fingernails. Wat do.
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CRP going to Ukie jail temporarily would, ironically, be the best outcome for him at this rate, as long as the cell he's held in isn't shelled. The dude has painted a target on his own back to both sides & loudly proclaims what a juicy target he is on the loudspeaker of the Internet. He is genuinely a Don Quixote type of idiot, and his Project Mayhem larping only proves it.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
You have to think about it from The local SBU and Kharkiv Police perspective. For the last two months they've had heavy ordinance dropped on their city. They've had to work overnight while Russia drops bombs and pick up the bodies in the morning.

Enter some idiot foreigner talking shit about you online, saying you are a pig stooge of some globohomo plot and Putin is coming to save the world. You know. That guy who ordered bombs dropped on your head.

You are an armed police officer with war time authority and civil society in your city is hanging on by it's fingernails. Wat do.
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Commit war crimes such as killing your politician enemies???
 
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