Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

Holy shit imagine being AGP and a terminal Boomer like this. "I stand for the flag, I kneel for the cross," a fucking Minions meme (that is also pretty sexist), playing a single video game called Panzer General on PS1, Jesus fucking Christ my dude! 69 years old!!! Nobody wants a deep monogamous vanilla relationship with your nerdy elderly Christian tranny ass grandpa. Especially not a woman, holy fuck.
 
Here you go
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Thanks @garbage cake for giving me the idea to stitch screenshots together, I used this online tool for mine.
 
From what I know, there are no ways to filter out troons other than putting “hate video games and anime” in your profile.
Ladies you know what to do.

Similar to Grindr's "on prep" or a eThot's "no meetups".
Meet the TERFS's "No couch potatoes".

ETA: I remember someone on this forum being like "Why do so many people have hiking pictures on their profiles?"
Maybe they are on to something.
 
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Okay, I'm aging myself.
I would pass anyone who mentions "polyamory" in their dating profile-- dick or no dick, ugly or not.
because it is more fun than going in alphabetical order, here are my Very Serial Killer Vibes HER profiles, the scary dudes. I had to stop because there were too many. Also because it was too much overlap with creepy grandpas. These are both huge categories.

long haul trucker Taylor
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genuinely scary:
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this guy is actually a dangerous junkie.
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extra scary when you cover the autogynesmirk
at least this one is malnourished and looks easier to fend off
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who wants to road trip in the back of a truck with a 6' dude named Elsa? No red flags here
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Is this a Tranch guy??
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I had to do extreme editing to keep this under control.
All these freaks who want children someday, and those who already have children, make my brain explode.
 
They are actively encouraging it through posts like this (sorry not a transbian, but FTMs are easier to shove down women’s throats as “lesbians with extra steps”)
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remember what they say about a man's hand size ?

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I don’t know whether it’s the jawline or something but Tracie kind of made me think of Tim Byrne. Only Tim Byrne is awesome.
he looks like a british politician. not sure which one though
 
Why are almost all of them polyamorous? They're delusional to think they could date several people when they can't even date just one.
⏰ late but honestly it seems like being poly is what ugly insufferable people do when they realize they have no chance attracting partners they acually want to date, but they don't want to be alone so they hook up below their standards with other ugly losers and hope that some day they come across someone who they actually like so they can dump their polycule partners easily because there were no actual strings attached.
 
I wonder what happens if you write in your HER profile:

Not attracted to women with large hands & feet.

Not attracted to women with giant skulls.

Not attracted to women with giant ribcages.

Not attracted to women who change their body with drugs & surgery.

Not attracted to women who changed the name their parents gave them.

Not attracted to women who often use the word euphoria.

You are saying that you aren't attracted to men in dresses without saying it directly.
 
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The helpful troon signals with the troon shark to tell women to flee

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Ginger market failure claims another
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Other assorted weirdos from dgw
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Troon complains about dating; other troon comes to sob about being a neet POS
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Ya know sometimes I wonder if it‘s worth subjecting myself to troon dick to downvote trannyposts during my brief daily reddit scroll (which I cut off immediately after the second-hand autism gets too great) and fellow farmers… yeah, yeah I think it is

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Bro you are the antifeminist activity lol
 
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Ginger market failure claims another

Other assorted weirdos from dgw

Troon complains about dating; other troon comes to sob about being a neet POS

Ya know sometimes I wonder if it‘s worth subjecting myself to troon dick to downvote trannyposts during my brief daily reddit scroll (which I cut off immediately after the second-hand autism gets too great) and fellow farmers… yeah, yeah I think it is

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Bro you are the antifeminist activity lol

Showing me loads of pics of your arctic expeditions/trips up Kilimanjaro/skydiving in formation is actually less interesting to me than someone who says some really honest, creative things on their profile.

That's nice and very fortunate for him because any real dyke who is ambitious, driven, competent and resourceful enough to scale Kilimanjaro or trek to the Arctic really isn't going to want anything to do romantically or sexually with a man who thinks that bravery consists of mangling his dick while feelzvomiting and sadfishing about his low self-esteem on Reddit.
 
The helpful troon signals with the troon shark to tell women to flee


Ginger market failure claims another

Other assorted weirdos from dgw

Troon complains about dating; other troon comes to sob about being a neet POS

Ya know sometimes I wonder if it‘s worth subjecting myself to troon dick to downvote trannyposts during my brief daily reddit scroll (which I cut off immediately after the second-hand autism gets too great) and fellow farmers… yeah, yeah I think it is

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Bro you are the antifeminist activity lol
"I'm just a disabled autistic enby transbian".

This was actually posted unironically...
Yeah, its official, I seriously want the world to end now.

How do you type something so utterly nonsensical and think you're right in your head?
Also, why don't you realize that actual lesbians actually don't want you...
But I suppose that's a stupid question unto its self at this point. 😒
 
I forget where I saw this but Lex was supposedly originally for lesbians, but was FLOODED by troons in record time. If you try to sell something or provide any service, if you leave "QTPOC to the front uWu" out of your listing your DMs get bodied by salty trannies. Some very bold users on there who list "femmes only" or "fit cis women only" in their bios though. Such a shit app
 
forget where I saw this but Lex was supposedly originally for lesbians, but was FLOODED by troons in record time
How about an app for lesbian JK Rowling fans...?

Or just don't fucking pander to troons for once? There has yet to be an app for lesbians who doesn't suck troon dick.

How hard is it to let lesbian members block & exclude man-beasts in dresses? It's no wonder that these apps become troon shitholes. They are designed that way on purpose.
 
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Or just don't fucking pander to troons for once? There has yet to be an app for lesbians who doesn't suck troon dick.

How hard is it to let lesbian members block & exclude man-beasts in dresses?
I'm with you bruv, we're all with you but this is a tautology.

Every man and woman on this site would just say "Get to Fuck Troons, you're a man, you're banned!"
But real women feel threatened by men, so they enable them by accepting them as women.
It covers all the bases.
Who's on first?

Perverted men who pretend to be women scare the women who only like women.
So the women who only like women pretend these perverted men are women.
The women who only like women are still scared of the perverted men pretending to be women but everyone pretends it's okay.
Unfortunately, the only people excluded are real men who would happily beat the shit out of the perverted men pretending to be women if they only had a dog in the fight.
Which they don't. Otherwise the perverted men would never have become perverted in the first place.

See Erin.
 
more B's from the HER app archives

Twitter troon alert! Fun to find one in the wild.
@brooke_irl, former Chad and current straight man hassling lesbians to take dick "transbian".
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friends with ErinintheMorning
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expectation v reality
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Bryleigh! Come back to social media, bro. We miss you.
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is.. is this a transbian? or are you just forcing lesbians to share spaces with literally just eunuchs?
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MTFs trolling for trans men, not into other trans women. Lol
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The next themed post needs to be ex-military troons. There are SO. MANY.
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"still"
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extreme Chad vibes
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reeeeeeeee
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a larger Cassandra enters
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the largest and least showered Cassandra:
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