CRP speculation/betting thread

[L50LasPak]

First of all, the original picture means "if you pretend to be retarded, you are still retarded". Someone cannot become CRP or any other person by merely pretending to be him. Secondly, you were the one who thought I am CRP. I merely stated that I am near the warzone and it was enough for you to assume this. I decided to play along, since I thought that only a complete mongoloid would state this seriously. Well, I wasn't wrong.

I obviously have been playing along to your playing along.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I obviously have been playing along to your playing along.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

 

[mr.moon1488]

This thread became a lot more interesting than what I initially predicted.

 

[L50LasPak]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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I haven't been pretending anything. This has been an honest game the entire time.

Unless there's something you haven't told me.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I haven't been pretending anything.

Yeah, I know you are genuinely retarded.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Wanna know my hot theory? No? Well too bad here it is anyways: CRP was spouting some insane shit to rile up some locals and they beat the shit out of him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Wanna know my hot theory? No? Well too bad here it is anyways: CRP was spouting some insane shit to rile up some locals and they beat the shit out of him.

Simping for an invading army while your a foreigner in a country thats actively getting invaded and attacked by the country your simping for is a great way of getting yourself black bagged.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Wait for a news outlet to confirm the death... like they did with byuu.

 

[GHTD]

Add a "@Bryan Dunn was right all along and CRP is just Juan" option just to fuck with him.

 

[DumbDude42]

maybe some local ukrainians recognized him after running into som of his videos online, and decided that he deserves a good lynching. he's probably tied to a lamp post somewhere in kharkiv right now.

alternatively, he managed to escape the lynch mob and fled to poland, where he will stay until the poles recognize him and try to lynch him too lol

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I decided to play along, since I thought that only a complete mongoloid would state this seriously

And another thing, MY NAME IS NOT GONZALO LIRA!

Add a "@Bryan Dunn was right all along and CRP is just Juan" option just to fuck with him.

I too would like to see the mentally stable, intellectual (and also totally heterosexual) boxing adonis' thoughts on the fact Juan is confirmed to be CRP or one of his friends.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I do hope he will be confirmed dead though, because this is gonna be hilarious.

Jesus dude. Hes a con man, not a Psychopath. You got issues.

Juan is confirmed to be CRP or one of his friends.

I hope his family is okay after the confirmation is over. From whats been said around Azov and his Bounty, it was suggested they would also kill his kids. War sucks

 

[Knight of the Rope]

But I would love to be pleasantly surprised.

 

[What the shit]

CRP? More like CRP deez nuts!

That didn’t make any sense, but I’d like to assume he’s doing it for attention.

 

[KittyGremlin]

maybe some local ukrainians recognized him after running into som of his videos online, and decided that he deserves a good lynching. he's probably tied to a lamp post somewhere in kharkiv right now.

alternatively, he managed to escape the lynch mob and fled to poland, where he will stay until the poles recognize him and try to lynch him too lol

I am hoping for the lamp post ending. He was an edgy antisocial manchild for a long time and that would be pretty funny and appropriate.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

random question, if he is dead, who would want his corpse?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Whatever the case, he could had been helping his beloved vatniks by only giving them info in secret instead of loudly tauting the ukraine gobermint

 

[Solid Snek]

I am CRP, because I jokingly told you,

You're CoachRedpill?

Why are you pretending to be dead?

 

[KittyGremlin]

random question, if he is dead, who would want his corpse?

stray dogs of Bucha

 

[LeChampion1992]

I think the guy is alive but he's probably somewhere in eastern Ukraine hiding in a basement away from the internet because of the war. I mean we could make a based version of Harrison's flowers.