Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Wormy]

Ralph should count his blessings Metokur won't sink to his level. Ralph would get blown the fuck out.

Oh it's pretty clear that Jim's only bringing his sidearm out to this fight. He hasn't brought out the big guns like he did against Kero the Wolf or Effin Rawss.

 

[wilji1090]

I get the feeling Ralph is gonna poke Jim one too many times about Jade and that’s when we’re gonna see an anal apoplexy from Ralph of nuclear proportions

 

[Jack Awful]

I get the feeling Ralph is gonna poke Jim one too many times about Jade and that’s when we’re gonna see an anal apoplexy from Ralph of nuclear proportions

I wonder what he'd have to do. Ralph already called her a fat dog eater and posted her face and real name on Twitter. Jim has great restraint, most people would have played the video of pantsu saying she wants to fuck lolis by now.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

I wonder what he'd have to do. Ralph already called her a fat dog eater and posted her face and real name on Twitter. Jim has great restraint, most people would have played the video of pantsu saying she wants to fuck lolis by now.

If it was ever revealed that Pantsu molested kids, I don’t think he would hold back. It’s pretty clear that Jim holds zero regard for active pedos and zoophiles. Ross and Kero the Wolf are proof of that.

 

[Least Concern]

Ralph already called her a fat dog eater and posted her face and real name on Twitter.

To be fair, her face and real name was already known and easily accessible to anyone who cared to look it up.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder what he'd have to do. Ralph already called her a fat dog eater and posted her face and real name on Twitter. Jim has great restraint, most people would have played the video of pantsu saying she wants to fuck lolis by now.

A guy who microwave puppies is calling someone a dog eater, how classy.

 

[Never Scored]

I don't. I'd like to shit on his grave some time before I need a hip replacement.

Ralph's funeral:

 

[Salubrious]

Good luck with the walking. I'll believe it when I see a video that this Rage Pig can walk 2 miles without having a heart attack. But as usual, Ralph's math isn't par of the course.

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Because I troll enough, I'm going to give Ralph some genuine advice even though he will never take it. I like to mix it up once in a while.

People of Ralph's size should not walk even 2 miles. If he did that regularly, the best case scenario would be developing painful blisters on his feet. Worse, he would suffer many lower leg injuries.

His best forms of exercise would be stationary biking, swimming (or water walking), weight lifting, or circuit training. I know someone was ragging on 15 lb dumbbells that fat people used, but if Ralph were to do a full body circuit routine in a AMRAP for 30 minutes style, it would be great for him because his muscles have probably completely atrophied.

Of course, his worst issue is his diet, which is probably mostly alcohol. I can't help him with that because he's probably at that point where going cold turkey off of alcohol would legitimately hospitalize him.

My other recommendation, which would sadly result in some entertainment value being taken away (but also some body horror as well), is for Ralph to get some of the "tall" Under Armour compression shirts. Wear those as undershirts and he probably won't have so many friction issues and his gunt will stop making public appearances.


Ok, that is my one good deed for the week. Back to our regularly scheduled roasting and laughing.

 

[Max2019]

People of Ralph's size should not walk even 2 miles. If he did that regularly, the would best case scenario develop painful blisters on his feet. Worse, he would suffer many lower leg injuries.

I DON'T SCARE BITCH, I DON'T SCARE., I'MMA RUN ME A MARATHON, YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHY THE KILLSTREAM IS THE BEST IN THE SECTOR, BITCH

 

[Salubrious]

I DON'T SCARE BITCH, I DON'T SCARE., I'MMA RUN ME A MARATHON, YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHY THE KILLSTREAM IS THE BEST IN THE SECTOR, BITCH

Marathon arc to own the haters?

You got 8 months to train, Ethan!

https://www.stjude.org/get-involved/fitness-fundraisers/memphis-marathon.html

 

[Braphamut]

The ragepig fears the structure and discipline of prison while essentially begging for it to be imposed on him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Marathon arc to own the haters?

You got 8 months to train, Ethan!

https://www.stjude.org/get-involved/fitness-fundraisers/memphis-marathon.html

Is this going to be the Holocaust Denial marathon?

 

[Salubrious]

The ragepig fears the structure and discipline of prison while essentially begging for it to be imposed on him.

All gas no brakes!

 

[Butter Lover]

All gas no brakes!

holy shit! i just tried that bag thing at around 1:43, used 4 5lbs plates looped in a rope. then push-ups, 10 mins and im drenched in sweat! you think gunt can do that?!

 

[Gunterator]

holy shit! i just tried that bag thing at around 1:43, used 4 5lbs plates looped in a rope. then push-ups, 10 mins and im drenched in sweat! you think gunt can do that?!

To be fair with his gunt is basically 150lb weight so i would imagine even him squatting with no weight is probably a pretty big workout

 

[A Sunset]

We need a Cozy.tv/America First/Groypers fags vs. Metokur. Let hope the Ralphamale retardation will makes it happen.
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I’m feeling good about Ralph’s new boot-licking toward Nick Fuentes and Cozy. That Cozy panel of faggot boot-licker wiggers would do some retarded gay ops and start fights on Ralph’s behalf, and now Nick himself openly admits flagging people. Ralph and Nick are on the same losing team, getting desperate, and they both clearly hate and fear Jim.

Let the Cozy/Ralph vs. Metokur war begin. I can smell the Kino from here baby.

 

[SpiderDijon]

I wan't ralph to travel to Metokur's hometown and put up signs

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

I wan't ralph to travel to Metokur's hometown and put up signs

Let's not openly call for stuff although if one were to post "Ralph is too scared/lazy to put up signs" I suppose we couldn't really be held accountable when it inevitably happens.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I’m feeling good about Ralph’s new boot-licking toward Nick Fuentes and Cozy. That Cozy panel of faggot boot-licker wiggers would do some retarded gay ops and start fights on Ralph’s behalf, and now Nick himself openly admits flagging people. Ralph and Nick are on the same losing team, getting desperate, and they both clearly hate and fear Jim.

Let the Cozy/Ralph vs. Metokur war begin. I can smell the Kino from here baby.

can't wait for ralph to start calling nick a homo when either one of them backstabs the other in the next month or two

 

[oramge cat]

Let's not openly call for stuff although if one were to post "Ralph is too scared/lazy to put up signs" I suppose we couldn't really be held accountable when it inevitably happens.

Signs all say something like "MY BASTARD DAD RONNIE JIM ABANDONED ME ALSO HE'S DYING OF CANCER AND ONLY FAGGOTS GET CANCER AND HE HAS A WIFE THAT ISN'T A PEDOPHILE LIKE SOME KIND OF FAGGOT T. RAGE PIG" with a picture of his profile pic.