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HandsomeDan said:
That is pretty bad. The question is who is actually in that suit.

I actually had a disturbing dream last night of being at a Biden speaking engagement that was up close in an old Gymnasium, in the dream he would freeze up and bend forward over the podium and weakly say "I like ping pong balls". He kept saying this as he looked like a rubber puppet. I will be on the lookout now for some reference to ping pong balls.
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Someone in the comments theorized the people in the bunny suits are Secret Service members who are meant to discreetly shuffle him around.
 
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Back me up! said:
Kind of a shame that Carvey didn't know that much about GWB. GWB was a full on CIA guy and a WW2 pilot (there is footage of him getting rescued at sea by a sub) so the happy go lucky guy just happy to be there with a edge would be funny.
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For what it's worth, Carvey did do at least one Bush I sketch with a bit of an edge to it towards showing Bush I wasn't to be fucked with.

The sketch where Carvey as Bush goes onto Iraqi TV and outright threatens to straight up murder Saddam Hussein and "make his children wander aimlessly, all reason stripped from them, and to forever not know where their fathers bones lay buried", is both funny for the sudden shift in tone of his Bush portrayal but how he does it while still keeping the "ah shucks!" folksy persona he crafted for him.

 
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Hallucinogenic Penguin said:
Someone in the comments theorized the people in the bunny suits are Secret Service members who are meant to discreetly shuffle him around.
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I doubt that's true.
...but I really want it to be.

Secret Service Agent: "...what has my life come to? Wearing an Easter Bunny costume, trying to direct a demented man in the right direction? Nothing is worth this!"
 
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CarlosDanger said:
The most "powerful man" in the world, and most popular president in US history has to have feds and handlers dressed in bunny outfits to jump in and pull Joe away when he starts answering questions he should be answering. That is where we are right now.
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No mean tweets, though, so it's all worth it, right?!
 
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Hallucinogenic Penguin said:
Someone in the comments theorized the people in the bunny suits are Secret Service members who are meant to discreetly shuffle him around.
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You should just assume anyone in close contact with the President that we have no knowledge of otherwise is part of the Secret Service. And that goes for any President. America has a pretty terrible record of assassinated leaders for a first world nation, after all, and their job is make sure those numbers don't get pumped up any further. Four in 250 years is a lot. The UK has had all of one assassinated PM in its history, for comparison.
 
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Kane Lives said:
lol Little Benji isn't """conversative""". He's a neocon "Israel First" grifter that goes "hello fellow huwhite man".
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Ruin said:
Shapiro was one of the very first media personalities to publicly call Kyle Rittenhouse a murderer and said the Covington Catholic kids reminded him of concentration camp guards.

He's a nasty little sneak and a grifter there's nothing conservative about him.
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This is also the problem. You have a card carrying member of conservative Inc. in Shaprio and people want to employ the No true Scotsman fallacy. Shapiro IS a conservative. He is one of the main mouth pieces for the conservative movement. It is, will be, and always was a gate keeping movement to keep people on the "right" side of the political spectrum on the unipartys plantation.
 
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CarlosDanger said:
The most "powerful man" in the world, and most popular president in US history has to have feds and handlers dressed in bunny outfits to jump in and pull Joe away when he starts answering questions he should be answering. That is where we are right now.
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Still not as bad as having to suffer Biden walking around with his dick out after taking a dip in the pool.
 
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CarlosDanger said:
The most "powerful man" in the world, and most popular president in US history has to have feds and handlers dressed in bunny outfits to jump in and pull Joe away when he starts answering questions he should be answering. That is where we are right now.
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but but orange man dumped a box of fish food out we edited the video so it looked like that why don't you understand that makes d*n*ld tr*mp worse by a million times
 
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CarlosDanger said:
It looks like the person in the bunny suit jumps in when Biden is asked a question about Pakistan and Afghanistan.
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There is probably not a better warning against letting just anyone vote than this. Because this is what you get, a borderline vegetable being led around by big tough men wearing bunny costumes is leading the country. Just reading the sentence reveals how ridiculous the idea is but here it is, all easily viewable.
 
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