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"He's more gunt now than man. Protruding and evil."
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i knew someone who had a nerve injury and it took years for their blinking to sync up properlyThere's very small muscles and ligaments that control eye movement and unlike a steering rack in a car where the movement is physically linked, there's basically independent systems for each eye. It could be something as simple as still-aggravated nerves from surgery, but it's clear something isn't right anymore. You can tell that he can fight it somewhat when he's able to "sync" things up with concentration or exaggerated eye movements. But almost the moment you can tell he isn't consciously trying to maintain alignment, it starts slipping and he loses it. Regardless of cause they're going to want to take ample time to ensure it won't resolve on its own. Which means we've got Wall-eyed Ethan with us for a while. Edit:
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Nigga can't even blink both eyes at the same time. I'm almost certain now it's nerve damage. Could be from the original injury or surgery, and waiting is about all that can be done about it.
Not married, he has a FEE-ayn-CA. May will forever be the trad baby mama #2.He's boring when screaming also. It's always "YOUR WOMAN IS UGLY, BITCH!" "FIGHT ME, BITCH!" "I DON'T SCARE, BITCH" "I'M MARRIED AND SO SUCCESSFUL, BITCH!"
I love this clip...but I just wanna say and then I'll shut the fuck up that White Dwarfs do not become Black Holes. And I think the writers knew it when they wrote it and knew Tom would never have the intelligence to know either way.Ralph is a dying star. A white dwarf heading for a black hole. That's physics, it's inevitable. We sacrifice him, get a new lolcow, and lots of corn.
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He is too fat to fit in an MRI. At best would be a catscan.Iād be interested to see an mri done today and one year from now.
Ideally thereād be one from a few years ago, but I think a year would be enough to see a noticeable decline. Itās grim stuff.
ETA should have specified his brain obvs. But other stuff would be cool too, any of the vital organs really.
More like MC Zero T.I wonder if we can get Ralph to try and rebrand himself as white rapper "MC Gun T"?
He's already got "The Memphis Micro" and "The Memphis 10 Millimeters". Dunno how to transliterate those into Rapper Names a;la Bud Bundy's "Grandmaster B". Maybe "MC Gunty Gunt" (saying it like Mic Gunty Gunt").More like MC Zero T.
Boohoo, faggot. Take another midol.View attachment 3186913
It is better to be an associate of Ralph while sending the automated messages of, "Hello", "Happy Birthday", and "Haven't heard from you in a while" than it is to be a close friend. Death in the family is tough. Worried you don't know what to say to someone you never met who lives half a world away? Not a chance no comment means no love, therefore you should die and widow a wife and kids.
Oh well, reset the clock.starting going after his former co-hosts' families
He's already got "The Memphis Micro" and "The Memphis 10 Millimeters". Dunno how to transliterate those into Rapper Names a;la Bud Bundy's "Grandmaster B". Maybe "MC Gunty Gunt" (saying it like Mic Gunty Gunt").
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Ralph answers the Alice question. His reaction speaks volumes. Right before this he was up beat and hollarin about how much better he was than Jim or Flamanco. Then on a dime he is left speechless before starting a quiet monologue about how the allegations are false and he did nothing wrong. Bit after this the camera cuts so Ralph can take another hit and get in touch with his black roots.