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He sounds just like stuttering John.I'm getting curious how poor Ralph actually is. The dude seriously was like "OOH MY GOD?!? THIS GUY PAID ME TEN DOLLARS. TEN. DOLLARS. TO INSULT ME. ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!"
Ten dollars is literally nothing. He even called back to it later in the show about how someone "even sent me ten dollars!"
If I was pretending to be rich, I'd probably make it sound like a $100 super chat was a big deal.
Idk I still think he has cataract from the damage he took. a rolly polly eye is much funnier tho lolgunt theory: one of ralphs eye is rolled back from the portugal beatdown and subsequent botched orbital bone surgery
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does he have to consciously face that eye to the camera? could this be the truth for why he always wears sunglasses?
“I’m not a bitch, I’ll go wherever I want and no one’s gonna stop me, unlike some of these motherfuckers”. You mean leave your literally newborn baby and wife alone without her “stopping you”? What kind of fucking attitude is that? He’s going to be gambling alone and missing her first steps or some shit. Ralph is like the worst father ever. It’s a like a fucking cartoon caricature of a villainous redneck shitty parent.EDIT:
Ralph the traditional Christian father of two, married to none, showing his devotion by enjoying Vegas solo for one week free.
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I just love that he thinks getting comped a shitty $69 a night room at Caesar’s Palace is worthy bragging about. He sounds so impressed that losing well over ten thousand dollars has earned him five nights in a crappy hotel room so he can lose even more money.He still brags about getting comp'd shit in Vegas... He's in absolute denial about the fact that they comp losers so they will keep gambling.
Ralph won't because his proudest moment was behind an arby's in the mid 90'sRalph is currently on the Politically Provoked stream, someone started subtly implying his recent behavior might've been caused by brain damage from the Portugal beating. They said it wasn't cool to threaten to murder people, to which Ralph said "I won't disavow murder".
He's also pro-baby-murder and against the Second Amendment, so checks out.Ralph is currently on the Politically Provoked stream, someone started subtly implying his recent behavior might've been caused by brain damage from the Portugal beating. They said it wasn't cool to threaten to murder people, to which Ralph said "I won't disavow murder".
The Portuguese facelift definitely had an impact, but the recent three week spiral is due to the baby arriving. He’s stuck in a house with a woman he doesn’t like and a now a newborn. I think he hoped his trips to Vegas, Alice simping, Portugal, etc… would result in Pantsu leaving, but it failed.Ralph is currently on the Politically Provoked stream, someone started subtly implying his recent behavior might've been caused by brain damage from the Portugal beating. They said it wasn't cool to threaten to murder people, to which Ralph said "I won't disavow murder".
I've mentioned it before, but there is a possibility, fats typically have buff legs, and often bigger arms from just moving about or in the case of arms, unchecked fat growth. Legs that are used should weigh near 33% of the body. Look at his though. Same with his arms that typically are at 11% but his are small.Under 300lbs, my ass. There's no way he can possibly have tits on tits and be 250lbs.
Pseudo Cushing Syndrome via chronic alcoholism is a real bitch on the human body.I've mentioned it before, but there is a possibility, fats typically have buff legs, and often bigger arms from just moving about or in the case of arms, unchecked fat growth. Legs that are used should weigh near 33% of the body. Look at his though. Same with his arms that typically are at 11% but his are small.
So if you have 44% of your body grossly undersized? His real weight is far higher.
You’re right, May is the lowest common denominator in all of it isn’t she?The Portuguese facelift definitely had an impact, but the recent three week spiral is due to the baby arriving. He’s stuck in a house with a woman he doesn’t like and a now a newborn. I think he hoped his trips to Vegas, Alice simping, Portugal, etc… would result in Pantsu leaving, but it failed.
The best arrangement a dirtbag like Ralph can have is bragging about fathering children, but not having to raise or support them. Pantsu, for at least a little while, is determined to make him play daddy and he’s fucking miserable and losing his mind after twelve days.
He’s really trapped, because after Faith and all his chest thumping about “muh family” he can’t pull a Ronnie Ralph. He’s going to have to stay in that house and suffer with his dear baby mama. His only hope is to act so foul and nasty that Pantsu finally leaves and then he can play the victim. Unfortunately Pantsu is retarded and might continue to cling to Ralph like a barnacle no matter what he does.
He’s been spouting off fan fiction about 4 different events, plus an RV trip, a week in Vegas and this morning drove 100 miles just for drugs and a hooker. At this rate, if Pantsu stays put we will get either get: his ultimate meltdown, Ralph & BA sitting in a broken RV together or Ralph finally collapsing of a heart attack before June.
I guess we can at least thank Pantsu for the bounty of the last year. She might just be the ultimate a-log via enabling Ralph’s idiocy to this insane degree.
I'm sorry this is just too stupid. This can't be real.Someone in the chat said he had a three tier titty and he was proving that’s not the case to own the haters
There's very small muscles and ligaments that control eye movement and unlike a steering rack in a car where the movement is physically linked, there's basically independent systems for each eye. It could be something as simple as still-aggravated nerves from surgery, but it's clear something isn't right anymore. You can tell that he can fight it somewhat when he's able to "sync" things up with concentration or exaggerated eye movements. But almost the moment you can tell he isn't consciously trying to maintain alignment, it starts slipping and he loses it. Regardless of cause they're going to want to take ample time to ensure it won't resolve on its own. Which means we've got Wall-eyed Ethan with us for a while. Edit:gunt theory: one of ralphs eye is rolled back from the portugal beatdown and subsequent botched orbital bone surgery
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Nah, Chantal is a woman and Ethan is a hideous blob. Or he'd have to go the fag route like Nikocado.I was thinking about how Ralph is so similar to Chantal. They're both fat, abrasive, self destructive, sex and drug addicted, contemptible people with more haters than fans. Then I realized that Chantal actually earns money from it. I reflected on why that is and it's because she does mukbangs and weirdo feeder fetishists give her money to do it.
I was wondering if, in the same way we bullied him to saddling himself with child support, we could somehow make him think that streaming himself binging would be profitable, increasing the gunt's girth tenfold. He already has shown disinterest in actually dieting and actively posts photos of the garbage fast food he eats, so how hard would it be to get him to stream himself eating it, turning him into a literal blob monster?
Ralph doesn't have to know it doesn't work.Nah, Chantal is a woman and Ethan is a hideous blob. Or he'd have to go the fag route like Nikocado.