Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[MunsterCheese]

"How to Leave your Baby-Trapping Wife in 1 easy step. Scott Free!"
No Lawyers. No child support. No Guilt.
Lawyers and wives hate him. They won't even know that you are gone.
by world renowned Chilean MGTOW expert El Rojo Trainer

 

[State Champ]

They were invaded and their intelligence found out when everyone else did. I imagine "Ukranian intelligence" was too busy trying to entrap right wingers in the US.

Wait, there's a report from Ukrainian intelligence that he's missing?

Edit: Am I misreading this about the Ukrainian security people catching him? Was it someone else?

 

[Philier]

Wait, there's a report from Ukrainian intelligence that he's missing?

Edit: Am I misreading this about the Ukrainian security people catching him? Was it someone else?

We don't know if he was caught at all.
My point is that Ukranian intelligence is retarded and probably nonexistant. The only thing that counts as intelligence in the Ukraine is probably the CIA

 

[Not A. Yankee]

If Coach is in fact dead... will Ralph fly out to piss on his grave and try to thumb his wife's ass?

Ethan Ralph visiting an active warzone would be a hilarious ending, but there's still so much corn to harvest before we're done. I want to see the horse bride run off with Reroll Rosie, a feud with Dax or Frank Hassle, and an RV trip with IP2 at least.

More importantly how do we get Ethan Ralph to Kharkiv?

Bett him a bottle of maker's mark and a few grams of coke that he can't be a war correspondent? Wait for Meigh to dump him and try to goad him into getting a Ukrainian war bride for baby momma 3? I'm kinda curious to see what sort of injury Dick will fake to get out of this one after Ralph tries to drag him along.

 

[State Champ]

We don't know if he was caught at all.
My point is that Ukranian intelligence is retarded and probably nonexistant. The only thing that counts as intelligence in the Ukraine is probably the CIA

I'm just going what I read about people saying he was picked up by their security agency. If the gov't got him, he's alive. If someone else got ahold of him he might be dead.

In which case my coachcoin is about to make a nice profit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ethan Ralph visiting an active warzone would be a hilarious ending, but there's still so much corn to harvest before we're done. I want to see the horse bride run off with Reroll Rosie, a feud with Dax or Frank Hassle, and an RV trip with IP2 at least.

Bett him a bottle of maker's mark and a few grams of coke that he can't be a war correspondent? Wait for Meigh to dump him and try to goad him into getting a Ukrainian war bride for baby momma 3? I'm kinda curious to see what sort of injury Dick will fake to get out of this one after Ralph tries to drag him along.

The IP2 people could organize a rescue mission. Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson can promote and fund it.

 

[DelusionTree]

If CRP really was abducted by hardline Ukrainian nationalists, he is probably starting to rot in some field right now.
If it was the Ukrainian SBU, there is a decent chance he could be dead after advanced interrogation.

Either way, I hope he is isn't dead because coach still has the potential for years of content for me to laugh at.

 

[ViolentDiarrhetic]

Ukrainian war bride for baby momma 3?

Oh man, a gunt/slav offspring sounds like the ultimate lolcow lifeform.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I think one thing we can all agree on is that it is a truly exceptional idea to be shit talking the host country, you have migrated to under shady circumstances. Meanwhile being in an active war zone, if coach ended up getting captured by Nykolai the Sandbagger, and became the Ghost of Kiev. Then he truly died as he lived, an exceptional individual that tried exploiting a terrible situation for the super chats. This is why it is a terrible idea to stick around in an active warzone when the bombs start dropping. The vortex of poltispergging, truly boggles the mind.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

This sort of dark shit really sucks the fun out of laughing at lolcows. I hope he's just an exceptional individual who faked getting death squaded for clout after he comes back and then somehow reveals it for everyone to laugh at what a piece of shit he is.

I'm genuinely hoping there isn't an execution video, I will only have sympathy for his family in that regard.

If so, will this be the first lolcow death caught on tape? I think there was some of Chloe Segal but it was more video of the setting the fire than the actual death.

If he isn't dead/they didn't film his execution, then my money's on the first filmed lolcow death being law enforcement bodycam footage when the tranch gets raided.

and a million more reasons he could be deliberately not posting even if he has access

That assumes that CRP isn't retarded.

 

[DelusionTree]

This is why it is a terrible idea to stick around in an active warzone when the bombs start dropping.

A warzone with both sides accused of actively engaging in war crimes like battlefield executions, suspected saboteurs for example.
Hell the Ukrainian military command literally posted on facebook they would conduct battlefield executions of any captured Russian artillery crewmen, not smart or fun place to shittalk one side and get accused of being a saboteur for the other.

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

I think we ought to start archiving stuff that other people have posted about him because you know they'll be deleting that shit if he ever turns up dead.

 

[Dude Snakes]

If I find out that the Ukrainians truly murdered one of our pet lolcows without our consent then I no longer care what happens to their shithole country, I will celebrate each horrible war-crime Russia commits, unironically.

Russians are trying to avoid warcrimes, assuming Coach is dead he was almost certainly killed by Ukrainain Security Forces for airing all of the crimes Ukraine has commited against it's own citizens.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

A warzone with both sides accused of actively engaging in war crimes like battlefield executions, suspected saboteurs for example.
Hell the Ukrainian military command literally posted on facebook they would conduct battlefield executions of any captured Russian artillery crewmen, not smart or fun place to shittalk one side and get accused of being a saboteur for the other.

The Ukranians already executed a mayor and one of their own negotiators for suspicion of helping Russia, CRP doesn't mean a shit to them. He has zero military or intelligence value. Their only purpose is to shut him up.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Russians are trying to avoid warcrimes

Two rubles have been deposited into your account

 

[tijuana gay hookers]

A warzone with both sides accused of actively engaging in war crimes like battlefield executions, suspected saboteurs for example.
Hell the Ukrainian military command literally posted on facebook they would conduct battlefield executions of any captured Russian artillery crewmen, not smart or fun place to shittalk one side and get accused of being a saboteur for the other.

All war is crime, also neither Russia or Ukraine have enough control over their soldiers to keep them off social media.

 

[Leonardo DiGenova]

A warzone with both sides accused of actively engaging in war crimes like battlefield executions, suspected saboteurs for example.
Hell the Ukrainian military command literally posted on facebook they would conduct battlefield executions of any captured Russian artillery crewmen, not smart or fun place to shittalk one side and get accused of being a saboteur for the other.

Funny, I think one of the largest failures of russia has been themselves literally falling for their own bullshit

CRP has gotten away with like, being a fucking all around piece of shit for YEARS, you'd have to have literal autism to know about it all outside of prosecuting for his crimes for his bullshit.

The problem is, he was too fucking low-rent that nobody cared enough to body him at that point, and he's gotten real fucking comfortable with that while moving back to a place like Ukraine in an active warzone to simp for putin and expect ZERO repercussions and falling for your own bullshit, and having ZERO checks and balances to your posture, where now for obvious reasons people do care

This is when you're no longer in the safe space of america and being murdered and not just being "cancelled' like some of these low-t faggots that worry about it so much

I really don't think gonzo's dead, but I really hope so, we'll see if he ends up on the 200rf telegram, but how will I tell him apart from the other russian goblins

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

Russians are trying to avoid warcrimes, assuming Coach is dead he was almost certainly killed by Ukrainain Security Forces for airing all of the crimes Ukraine has commited against it's own citizens.

Well, there's no ruling out collateral damage. We don't know where he actually was, after all.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

I much prefer quiet apathy over loud ignorance.

And I much prefer not getting drafted to fight WW3 to protect my own elite's dodgy business deals.

What exactly stopped Gonzalo from making his videos outside of Ukraine? Better yet, if he wanted clout that badly, why didn't he move to some western Ukrainian border city like Lviv? All the Azov and paramilitary formations are (mostly) on the front lines. He also wouldn't fear getting shelled while he slept. There are so many things he could have done to ensure his and his family's safety, I mean, he was already wealthy, there was no reason for him to risk his life like this, but alas, what is a lolcow if it cannot be milked?

As far as I know his wife and kids were at an undisclosed location somewhere else in the country when he got got. That might have ended up being the smartest thing he's ever done, even if he only wanted to dump them somewhere else because they got in the way of his retarded propaganda super serious journalism.

 

[Product Intervention]

As far as I know his wife and kids were at an undisclosed location somewhere else in the country when he got got.

Pretty convenient.

Calling it now: the mail-order bride ratted him out.