حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

[DoctorJimmyRay]

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He does every trick in the book to make it appear bigger.

Excellent. Another one for my collection. The way he smashes his sack down to make it seem bigger positively reeks of insecurity.

 

[Totallyunknown]

What a dime a dozen white millennial Canadian failure of a man. That post about his half assed Nazism being an attempt to make himself feel special is 100% correct. He is ugly. He is below average in common sense intelligence. He clearly has no job. He has no wife. His children have been taken.

Every other person I've encountered who is exactly like AC absolutely likes to be pegged. By this point, his ability to be turned on is directly connected to his degeneracy. He enjoys humiliating women, but what he enjoys more is the deep humiliation of himself in seemingly private spheres. The cum rags / jars surrounding him must be noxious. I bet he has his own private collection of dildos he uses as practice during his prolonged masturbation sessions.

You realize beating your wife for child neglect is not admirable, right? Instead of cleaning up your child, feeding it, giving it the care it needed by your assessment, you turned around and strangled your wife. Instead of reporting her to the authorities, compiling evidence, hiring lawyers your pea brain thought somehow strangling her would improve your situation. You never cared about your child. You only cared about controlling your wife. And then she did something you'll have to live with until the day you neck yourself - gave away your kid. You will always be a failure as a father as much as you are a failure of a husband and failure as an intelligent functioning member of society.

No matter how many autists and attention starved whores you dox, you'll always be a failure. May you rot among your anal beads, Nazi paraphernalia and cum rags while clutching the only photos you have of your shit stained off spring, photos taken before they were given a true chance at life away from you.

 

[TayandYou]

OP shouldn't be exempt from scrutiny, not least when he may have had a personal vendetta against his cow.

AC casually dropping a mutual acquaintance for Hiram to "thank" for that picture would strongly suggest that the two have a shared history and animosity leading up to AC's thread.

He indulged in revenge porn on lolcow dot org but I won't share that post because IMHO it's very distasteful. My only guess as to why he didn't post it is because he's too buck-broken from his dox.

Ok this convinced me that you're not a sock trying to derail the thread but a newfag that needs to lurk more before posting. There is a lot of context which you don't seem to know.

Of course there is a shared history between OP and AC, did you not notice how people kept referencing the ILJ board spergery and discord bullshit? AC has a shared history and animosity with half of the people in this thread, and the other half only know about him due to his beef with other farmers. He even pissed off the admins and Null himself. No shit there's an element of vendettaposting, it's a Halal thread.

But on the positive side I'm quite impressed that somebody with no clue about who AC is or why this thread was created got this far into the thread, it shows that @HiramTheGrift did a good job with the OP and AC is more than just a Halal cow as people unware of his past antics here are also interested in him.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

"You sold my son into adoption, I will kill you"

Bruh, where the fuck were you lol. Giving up a kid for adoption isn't something which happens over the course of a week. How much of a deadbeat do you have to be to not be in contact with your child for years only to get upset when it turns out that a single mother (making you no better than the blacks that you hate) has given up your abused child for adoption and a potentially better life.

Literally bruh, were you about to pick up the cards and care for your child yourself? When were you planning to un-ghost yourself?

Absentee fathers who have ghosted their wife and kid, beat them before this, only get in contact with them to send cryptic messages, fled their country, aren't paying child support, shouldn't act so indignant when years later they find out that their former wife set up the kid for adoption.

Don't like it? Maybe you should have been in your son's life.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He enjoys humiliating women, but what he enjoys more is the deep humiliation of himself in seemingly private spheres.

To continue with inserting Mike into The Preacher...

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I am kind of curious @StrawberryDouche

How exactly do you feel about Michael's exposure, seeing as how he was the one to faildox you here (something the majority of people were against or basically ignorant of).

Does this change your relationship with him? You posted earlier in this thread threatening to leak Falsie's information and doxx her, from information given ironically from Michael.


Or what about him finding the old photo of Spooky's husband[?]on Spooky's account and a photo of weed, and citing this as evidence that Spooky was a tranny?


Does this change your opinion of him, or what he has claimed in any way, and are you still fine with using him when its convenient?

 

[Bloitzhole]

Unironic simp for a second - Hiram's OPs are absolute god tier, not only well researched and exhaustive, but genuinely entertaining and informative to read.
Now I know what the "un passant" rule in chess, and more importantly what a freedom wand is.
Thank you for your service.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I am kind of curious @StrawberryDouche

How exactly do you feel about Michael's exposure,

If only your powers of reading comprehension could match your powers of abject faggotry, then my previous posts in this thread would tell you precisely how I feel, you fucking sped.

seeing as how he was the one to faildox you here (something the majority of people were against or basically ignorant of).

No, darling. It was @Spooky Bones and @Falsies who faildoxed me while @CammieDoxGirl jacked his wiener while watching.

You posted earlier in this thread threatening to leak her information and doxx her

Still waiting for @Falsies to answer if she wants me to block out her real name and location.

Maybe when she has a minute between madrating and fishing for "millionaires" with rape roleplay, she can find the time to respond.

Or what about him finding the old photo of Spooky's husband[?]on Spooky's account and a photo of weed, and citing this as evidence that Spooky was a tranny?

Spooky is not a tranny. Spooky is a psychopath who LARPS as a woman online in between shooting heroin straight into his dick. Mommy is actually daddy, son. Keep cope alive!

eta: lol is Falsies banned?

 

[DiscoRodeo]

If only your powers of reading comprehension could match your powers of abject faggotry, then my previous posts in this thread would tell you precisely how I feel, you fucking sped.

So, you hate Angry Canadian, but when he gives you information on Falsies, youll chat with him, when he gives you information on Spooky, youll roll with that;

and you dislike the mean girls more than you dislike Angry Canadian, even though he was the one to actually want to and attempt to faildox you.

Gotcha, priorities, a-logging, ammirite?

No, darling. It was @Spooky Bones and @Falsies who faildoxed me while @CammieDoxGirl jacked his wiener while watching.

Show me hun, I just showed you where it was Angry Canadian, not that you already don't know.

Still waiting for @Falsies to answer if she wants me to block out her real name and location.

From the information given to you by Angry Canadian?

Is that not the definition of cope?

Spooky is not a tranny. Spooky is a psychopath who LARPS as a woman online in between shooting heroin straight into his dick. Mommy is actually daddy, son. Keep cope alive!

I don't know man, but if you have something other than husband photo and weed photo from AC, I'm all ears.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, darling. It was @Spooky Bones and @Falsies who faildoxed me while @CammieDoxGirl jacked his wiener while watching.

Please don't put this kind of images into my head

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't know man, but if you have something other than husband photo and weed photo from AC, I'm all ears.

Spooky told you that was "her" husband and you believe him.

Those photos aren't from AC, you pernicious idiot, those are photos Spooky himself posted on the Farms.

Holy shit.

So, you hate Angry Canadian, but when he gives you information on Falsies, youll chat with him, when he gives you information on Spooky, youll roll with that;

Whut? He never gave me info on Spooky. TF are you talking about?

Mike's sock initiated the PM with me. And since @Falsies appears to be banned and cannot answer my question, here's the PM with her name and location blocked out.

From January. He never replied back and was banned shortly after.

Spoiler

 

[What the shit]

lol is Falsies banned?

No falsies is @©©©

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Spooky told you that was "her" husband and you believe him.

Well, I think I actually said, I'm open- but Im sorry, a photo of a dude on her account and weed just, its not that strong.

Those photos aren't from AC, you pernicious idiot, those are photos Spooky himself posted on the Farms.

Or what about him finding the old photo of Spooky's husband[?]on Spooky's account

Read.

Mike's sock initiated the PM with me.

I don't think I mentioned anything with Michael and you PMing eachother, Now this is interesting

So you work doxxed falsies on her profile?


I'm just asking questions, but you do seem really comfy working with whatever AC feeds you.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No falsies is @©©©

Shady name changes will always work out for the best.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Shady name changes will always work out for the best.

I don't think shes actually been banned, but-her nudes, work, and PII got leaked and you spammed her profile while she was homeless to mock her

over internet spite, at the invite of AC, of all people.

I wouldn't call her jumping to a new account after that, shady .

Much the same way I wouldn't call your obsession, even to the point of taking info ironically from the person who faildoxxed you, petty.

I don't know why you came here so gleefully, when youre about as mired in this as anyone else you actively dislike. Maybe even moreso.

Most people in BB tolerated AC as a sort of sperg who had some shitposts we laughed at and had in the server to keep an eye on, but was never really privy to anything actually important. Most people also cut off contact with the dude a long time ago.

You've probably had more contact with him than even me at this point, and I never liked the dude. Even if I did have a grudge, I wouldn't be caught dead bragging about taking information from the dude who faildoxxed me to spam some other girl's profile I also dislike, who I also think faildoxxed me, and then call that a win. Definition of cope.

 

[What the shit]

You guys are fags for arguing.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't think shes actually been banned, but-her nudes, work, and PII got leaked and you spammed her profile while she was homeless to mock her

The poor lamb.

Do you know where you are? We've been mocking people since 1872. See: your profile.

The only other time I ever had private communication with Mike was back in September when he used his ""wife's"" account to message me. At the time, he was in cahoots with Spooky and The League of Exceptionally Retarded Isabella Detectives. The purpose was to get me to stop asking silly questions like "how do you know what you know?" and to convince me that Spooky and Blake are good girls who dindu nuffin - and that there was absolutely 100% no gayops afoot. When I expressed my skepticism and refused to be persuaded, he got exceedingly nasty and threatening. I reported it and put him on nignore where he remained.

And then the long knives came out as was foretold by the prophecy, and it's been a treat to behold.

The contents of that PM is in Supporters. Pay null money and you can read it for yourself.

You are an unreconstructed dunce and I am done slapfighting with you. Take it to my profile and I will give you exactly two posts before I remand you to nignore foreverrrrrr. So make 'em good.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

You are an unreconstructed dunce and I am done slapfighting with you. Take it to my profile and I will give you exactly two posts before I remand you to nignore foreverrrrrr. So make 'em good.

Thats nice, have I actually gotten to you? The person who wouldn't stop spamming my profile, falsies, syntaxis, commiedickgirl, practically anyone you could find in BB no matter how obscure? The constant tagging in threads? Where you and Michael coincide as well, it should have its own place in Michael's thread, no?

All it took to get you to be the one to claim the higher ground was calling you out on your bullshit?

Kudos.

The only other time I ever had private communication with Mike was back in September

Want me to get into your friendship with Samantha and your direct messages with Mike and Sam there Strawbs? Or is that ignore finally warranted?

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

All new accounts posting in this thread should be considered at least a little sus. I wouldn't expect Mike to be a fan of Undertale but then again this thread exposed Mike as way more autistic and retarded than I thought he is.

I would like to interrupt whatever is currently happening (which is admittedly funny even if I don't understand it) to point out that the doxxxxxxxx in question was drawn from page 18 out of 37 in the thread about the hottest new lolcow website on the block (whose domain reservation is, if I'm not mistaken, running hot until 2027 or so):

Spoiler: that's right folks, ittttttttttttttt's that very thing

Now, in all fairness, if you do a search for "Hiram," you'll be pointed to said thread pretty quickly:

Spoiler: bye bye man

It raises the question, though, of why you would think to look up Hiram on the don't think it don't say it unless you already knew it was there. Particularly when the name of the splinter is thoroughly scrubbed and its only real relevance is as a dumping ground for retards to slapfight. So

Ok this convinced me that you're not a sock trying to derail the thread but a newfag that needs to lurk more before posting.

Nah, it's still an obvious sock. And if the other socks in the thread have shown anything, it's that the people doing the socking have a tendency to sperg out and post funny things before they hop ship to another one they registered a week or two before the newest in a long, proud line of meltdowns.
Well, moreso anyone even tangentially related to this has a tendency to sperg out and post funny things.

 

[discombobulate]

The autism vortex just keeps going. Good show, guys.