Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Procrastinhater]

https://t.me/realCRP/1701

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Fucking based when it's not happening to me, many such cases.

Ok make that two things Coach was right about, Augusto Pinochet (Aww-gus-to, not Ah-gus-to) and Krauts pretentious fake accent.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Well here is CRP's telegram.

https://t.co/M0wE0Mz3lk

Apparently looking at the comments, his latest post has about over 10,000 comments and ongoing discussion about his whereabouts.

https://t.me/realCRP/4342

The previous post had 120 comments.

 

[Laughing Muttley]

[H]e specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen [...], that was his final wish.
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His final wish.com.

 

[Cat Attack]

Please don't be dead senpai Red Pill. I'm not crying I just have something in my eye, not that I even care about you baka. UwU

 

[Trogdess the Burninator]

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Please don't be dead senpai Red Pill. I'm not crying I just have something in my eye, not that I even care about you baka. UwU

Noooo, who will teach me poisonous adaptations of basic social interactions!?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Please don't be dead senpai Red Pill. I'm not crying I just have something in my eye, not that I even care about you baka. UwU

I think it's becoming more and more obvious Coach is dead.
About the best you can hope for is it was quick, some random artillery shell, and not some fucking horrific Cartel style execution.

 

[Tropico 2: Port Snort]

The State Department for Mariupol's provisional government, on behalf of Azov, has sent me this urn containing Coach's remains. It is unknown why he specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen instead of his wife and children, but that was his final wish.

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Did you say you were moving to China just to set up this joke? How deep does the KF deep state go...?

 

[JustStopDude]

So like Elvis, are we going to have reports of Coach Red Pill spottings?

 

[supremeautismo]

I think it's becoming more and more obvious Coach is dead.
About the best you can hope for is it was quick, some random artillery shell, and not some fucking horrific Cartel style execution.

Quite a few people are throwing around the idea that he was assassinated, but honestly, that's fanfiction that Gonzalo would be r.etarded enough in death to think is more honorable and super cool. He had his head up his ass walking around the hotel with absolutely no recognition of the danger in front of him. He got shelled and is now face down in a shallow grave; not even important enough for Reddit updoots to out his location.

 

[Mikoyan]

So like Elvis, are we going to have reports of Coach Red Pill spottings?

Already had one. People are going to see him in random background shots of Slavic countries foreeeever.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Quite a few people are throwing around the idea that he was assassinated, but honestly, that's fanfiction that Gonzalo would be r.etarded enough in death to think it's more honorable and super cool. He had his head up his ass walking around the hotel with absolutely no recognition of the danger in front of him. He got shelled and is now face down in a shallow grave; not even important enough for Reddit updoots to out his location.

I think this is the most likely scenario.
I hope for Coach's sake (if he's not alive) that's the case.
A lot of people may think being assassinated "for muh principles" is a noble way to go out, and i guess it is, if its a single shot, Day of the Jackal style, tortured to death, no so much.
Coach was an asshole but I'd hate for his illusions to come to a screaming end around about the time the roided out Ukrainian Death Commando pushes his face through the spinning back wheel of a motorbike...

 

[Generic Retard]

The State Department for Mariupol's provisional government, on behalf of Azov, has sent me this urn containing Coach's remains. It is unknown why he specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen instead of his wife and children, but that was his final wish.

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You need to get better with the perspective/transformation tool. I can tell by teh pixels.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You need to get better with the perspective/transformation tool. I can tell by teh pixels.

You mean names on Urns can be faked, and it's worthless as a way of proving death?
Preposterous.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

If all this is true and he's kidnapped or killed I feel like this should be a lesson on the dangers of moving to a country to use your money to take advantage of the local women and then when that country is invaded, speaking out against the corrupt government.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

CoachSpotting.

At the BBC?

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

If all this is true and he's kidnapped or killed I feel like this should be a lesson on the dangers of moving to a country to use your money to take advantage of the local women and then when that country is invaded, speaking out against the corrupt government. talking mad shit about the country and gassing up the invading nation.

 

[rhinoplasty]

What most of those tards don't realize is that prisoner exchanges only happen for valuable prisoners. If you have value to the enemy that increases the odds that they'll bid for your release, and if you have value to the captors (information, etc.) that increases the "price" they can charge.

Coach Red Smear has no value to Russia or Ukraine at all, so if the SBU had actually captured him, they'd just execute him over trying to do an exchange.

People going "buuuuuh he's Chilean (American, actually), they can't do that" -- yes they can. He willingly inserted himself into the situation, was not abducted or forced to take a position. He wasn't there at the behest of a government. The local embassy and ambassadors don't have a lot of obligation to get him out. At most they can do is sue for restitution, if they can even figure out how he died. At this point it's easy to chalk it up to the fog of war.

If he's "American actually" Ukrainians might definitely see some potential use for him; the US is by far the biggest target of their propaganda effort around the war. Taking a Russian sympathizing American captive to show how humanitarian and Not the Literal Nazis they are is a plausible move.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

@3holeDonkeyPunch you could have just added your part without crossing out my part.

Both are true homie.

 

[Generic Retard]

You mean names on Urns can be faked, and it's worthless as a way of proving death?
Preposterous.

No, just that the text doesn't fit the curvature of the urn.
These are obviously his remains, you are just being cynical.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

If he's "American actually" Ukrainians might definitely see some potential use for him; the US is by far the biggest target of their propaganda effort around the war. Taking a Russian sympathizing American captive to show how humanitarian and Not the Literal Nazis they are is a plausible move.

That would be the smart thing to do, yes, but the hohol gestapo probably already decapitated him and dumped him in a shallow grave.