Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 182 41.2%

  • Total voters
    442
I think Nick streams too much. He does what 2 6-8 hour streams a day these days?
He's trying to cater to two different audiences:
1. Daystream for the audience that joined during the Rittenhouse streams aka the "LawTube" audience.
2. Nightstream for his regular audience.
 
He's trying to cater to two different audiences:
1. Daystream for the audience that joined during the Rittenhouse streams aka the "LawTube" audience.
2. Nightstream for his regular audience.
I think he should focus on one as he gets older. He's always complaining about being tired and such. He also homeschools on some days so that has to add to the stress. Nothing good comes from burning the candle at both ends IMHO.
 
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I think he should focus on one as he gets older. He's always complaining about being tired and such. He also homeschools on some days so that has to add to the stress. Nothing good comes from burning the candle at both ends IMHO.

I think he puts his money where his mouth is. He's working hard for his wife and five kids.

He does work long hours, but its time he enjoys even when it wipes him out, as it has to no matter how fun. Plus, for him, most of his money comes from the hours he spends (superchats), so every hour he doesn't work he's losing money, unlike other creative jobs where you can work in bursts and then sit back and profit. I'm sure his money from views pales in comparison to superchats.

In past generations he would have been in a coal mine instead of sitting in front of a computer with camera, mic, and booze. I'm sure the miners worked the booze in, but maybe not on the job.

I have immense respect for his work ethic, though I agree with you that he does risk burnout.

Edit: At the risk of sounding redundant, I want to stress that I think Nick considers this "job" a huge bit of luck, and it's his duty - as a father and provider - to squeeze every last drop of benefit he can from it.
 
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Lead Attorney: "Who is Jack Murphy?"

Poor guy is too pure for Nick's show lmao.

"I don't know who this Jack Murphy is... I'm black." :story:

EDIT: They explain the cuck article to LA
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Lead Attorney needs to be put on a stream with Drexel STAT. The more Black people Nick has on the better the stream. This Polish Nigga managed to have a legendary stream with MBA (or whatever the fuck he calls himself now) and Drexel back in the day. Shit was fire
I think Nick streams too much. He does what 2 6-8 hour streams a day these days?

That said, I wonder if he will cover the "take yer swang" / Dumpster Bros. trial....
Nah. Nick doesn't stream hardly enough. He only streams at most 12 hours a day. He could easily stream another 8 to 10 hours a day.
 
Lead Attorney needs to be put on a stream with Drexel STAT. The more Black people Nick has on the better the stream. This Polish Nigga managed to have a legendary stream with MBA (or whatever the fuck he calls himself now) and Drexel back in the day. Shit was fire

Nah. Nick doesn't stream hardly enough. He only streams at most 12 hours a day. He could easily stream another 8 to 10 hours a day.
Hard disagree. That one prosecutor is fucking obnoxious. And also an ex-prosecutor. Scum.
 
I can't stand him, partially due to some of his shit takes on the justice system, partially cause I'm prejudiced against prosecutors AND west coast guys, partially because he doesn't know when a joke is dead.
He's from NYC but I understand your point.
 
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Does Nick have a humiliation fetish?

Why else would he continue to entertain that balls or no balls autist. He's rejected requests before when he said he wasn't going to do 'daddy nooo' anymore. That was the end of it and I doubt hardly anyone even remembers or cares by now. I don't think you let it go on this long if you weren't getting some satisfaction from it. Even if he were 100% committed to reading every superchat, he doesn't have to stop the show to metaphorically whip out his dick and start jerking it on camera.
 
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