Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Desktop User2]

I only know about Nick´s adventures tangentially but did he abandon his political UwUvement and conformed on being internet famous? If not, it wouldn´t be very wise to enter a shit flinging contest while wearing a suit...

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I know Nick and Baked are both probably being ironic, but I bet Ethan Ralph actually believed it.

 

[Snigger]

Kengle tried to start a Facebook group years ago involving Chris and several other cows of the time that tried to do something similar to create a hugbox from those damn dirty trolls and eebul Kiwifarmers. It's amazing, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

I also vaguely remember something called the autistic legion of doom from a long time ago

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Lol, just like how your girlfriend's cat constantly tries to get out the back door until it finally manages it, then it lasts about as long as it takes for it to get hungry before it's back meowing and acting pitiful.

The lolcows would rise up just long enough to realize the farmers are the only people who give a fuck that they exist and they'd be back like "KiwiFwams, wook at me Iwm awcting wike a stupid fwaggot, Iwm so stoopid, pwease tawk abowt me again pwease "

 

[NicoFountaine]

They are absolutely seething.

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LMFAO He is larping really hard the CHRIST IS KANG shit now. It's so disgusting.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

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God shut up Flamenco. Dick has said that he watches all of Daddy Jim streams like all people in this sektur hes a total addict for drama and there is no one better at it then his best pal Ralph.

This is just Fagmenco trying to memory hole that he stayed with Ralph trough 80% of the horrible stuff he did. You knew what he was up to as was Dick.

Just like Ralph, Flamenco has to turn every win into a loss.

He's just going to bat for Dick, blaming Warski of guilt by association for saying that Dick said this?

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at this point flam just needs to fuck off. this isn't his fight.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hmm...lolsuits incoming? Or will this just be a bunch of dumb shitposting about how the farms sucks?

this is the beginning of the animal farm and 1984. soon we wont be able to call people faggots but rather dumpster pumpers, gay orgies masses, etc

They are absolutely seething.

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ppp fucking called it when he said theyd be forced to stop ignoring the kc and trying not to name it lol, also i know ralph and co meant this to come off as a shitpost but i honestly do believe they all really think this because they let the kc effect them whereas they could give af about little white kids being shot or hungry or sick.

 

[Table Country]

This has crossed the event horizon of funny into just despairing, how can such disgusting piles of distilled idiocy, narcissism and evil even exist and still have hundreds of sycophants?

You must not pay attention to politics.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

this is the beginning of the animal farm and 1984. soon we wont be able to call people faggots but rather dumpster pumpers, gay orgies masses, etc

ppp fucking called it when he said theyd be forced to stop ignoring the kc and trying not to name it lol, also i know ralph and co meant this to come off as a shitpost but i honestly do believe they all really think this because they let the kc effect them whereas they could give af about little white kids being shot or hungry or sick.

All of AF are terrified of Kino Casino. (I think) PPP was one of the first ones to treat AF like the joke they are when they were desperately trying to be taken seriously. I don't think Jim wants help making fun of this "debate" but I hope he picks up some talking points from PPP to make them rage.

 

[Watamelon]

Baked Alaska spent too much time with the Gunt.

That's your brain on Ralphium lads. Be very careful.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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Ralph is visibly hurt by the realization he hangs around a bunch of self identified LOLCOWS.

He takes himself so seriously he believes he should be beyond being made fun of. One day he will spergout about this. Specially if his new guntguart is not useful to him as a laughtershield or to bring in more paypiggies.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Wow this is a really imporant moovement

 

[Pomniman]

The ram ranch rebellion.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’m not sure what the point of this thread is, besides these guys really really want our attention and Jersh granted their wish. But Baked and Nick better get to producing some lols because Ralph is the only cow deserving of any attention.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cco4p5TX0UQ

The year was 2022, 'tis worth remembering
The men who lived through 55 days at Cozy!
T'was called the Lolcow Insurrection! A rowdy white-trash war
Against all nations of the Kino Casino's core!
The flags of Null and Ashton,
How they fluttered in the breeze
of Gator's and Warski's-
and the flag of Jim's Sweeties!
Then came the sound of bugles
And the rolling drums of coom!
And the streets of Cozy were as empty as a tomb...

The Catboy of all Cozy gave the signal to begin
Let the kiwi devils be driven from Cozy!
They stormed the Felted Tables,
They attacked with shrieks and spergs,
And they came in cheap merch t-shirts-
Screaming "I'LL FLAG YOU!" as they fell!

The keyboards have long been muffled
The bugles cease to ring
But through the ages, you can hear them echoing...

 

[Ethereal Eye]

Its fucking hilarious how this happens not too long after we get word on Andy Serkis' Animal Farm. Fucking kino.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is visibly hurt by the realization he hangs around a bunch of self identified LOLCOWS.

He takes himself so seriously he believes he should be beyond being made fun of. One day he will spergout about this. Specially if his new guntguart is not useful to him as a laughtershield or to bring in more paypiggies.

lol should have seen his face when fuentes called him a white nigger with nothing in life, he had to sit there and take it like the little dad fucking incesutous bitch he is.

All of AF are terrified of Kino Casino. (I think) PPP was one of the first ones to treat AF like the joke they are when they were desperately trying to be taken seriously. I don't think Jim wants help making fun of this "debate" but I hope he picks up some talking points from PPP to make them rage.

oh yeah they are, theyve been flagging ppp and iirc even bragging about it via goons for years back when he had shit all views.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

God shut up Flamenco.

Seriously, @Flamenco. FOAD. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about here. I know you and Dax are both into degenerate kinky shit but even you should know better than to casually align with this POS. Do your fucking homework before running your fag mouth.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh wow, Null officially declared it a Lolcow Uprising


DO YOU HEAR THE LOLCOWS SHART,
BRAPPING THE SHART OF GUNTY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEDOS
WHO WILL KNOCK UP SKANKS AGAIN
WHEN THE BRAPPING OF YOUR SHART
ECHOS THE GAMING OF THE GATE
THERES A STREAM ABOUT TO START
WHEN THE ALOGS TROLL!

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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Nicky and the Pussycats