Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Getchur corn, getchur corn here!

 

[Chris Chad]

is baked suppose to be getting railed by a black cock in Jail right now? Or did he already serve time?

Can you queers stop your insatiable need to talk about african penises whenever someone goes to jail or has charges against them?

 

[HarveySperg41]

I managed to find footage of the moment the cows escaped their range. Which one of you faggots left the gate open?
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Sorry, my bad

 

[Not A. Yankee]

You have to admit, CRP revealing he is alive and well on the Incel First v. Jim livestream would be pretty amazing.

M. Night Shyamalan couldn't come up with a twist that good.

 

[Punished Brent]

we love our gunts our law enforcement

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Two words: tard rage.

Also I said it before and I'll say it again - this is basically a re-thread of the Sargon arc, with the Groypers being the new Sargonites.
-I bet you don't even own a bowling trophy, Medicare!!

I think they’ve fucked themselves up a lot more than Carl did.

 

[LillWeeb]

Is the lolcow /Kiwi farms cinematic universe about to have it first major avengers style cross over if so cool, but I felt starting phase 3 of the KFCU with Chris raping his mom was a bit much though.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Is the lolcow /Kiwi farms cinematic universe about to have it first major avengers style cross over if so cool, but I felt starting phase 3 of the KFCU with Chris raping his mom was a bit much though.

Okay, son, back in the box.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Why does the Ent scene from LOTR come to mind, but instead of ents its retards. The retards are going to war! Lol Ralph is going to cause Nick’s whole movement to fall apart.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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God shut up Flamenco. Dick has said that he watches all of Daddy Jim streams like all people in this sektur hes a total addict for drama and there is no one better at it then his best pal Ralph.

This is just Fagmenco trying to memory hole that he stayed with Ralph trough 80% of the horrible stuff he did. You knew what he was up to as was Dick.

Seconded. @Flamenco please shut the fuck up.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

When the fuck does this start!??

 

[AltisticRight]

Catboi Feds
Federal Bureau of Catbois
Baked Catbois
Rage Against the Manlet
Manlet Rage
Catboi Bowlers
Content Feds

Song titles:
How I Won My Own Trophy
I Kissed a Catboi (And I Liked It)
Content Spray
Quadruple Titted Monstrosity
It's Not Even Hawt Outside
Wrestling is Real
My Daddy Hurt Me
Thumb'd
Mexicans Are White
Nolo Contendere (No Contest)

#4ever5'1''

 

[MeltyTW]

I managed to find footage of the moment the cows escaped their range. Which one of you faggots left the gate open?
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We love our cops, our cow enforcement. We love our kiwis they're important.
When I suck a man, when I suck a man.
When I got the runs, when I got the runs.
All I got to say is kiwi won.

Anyway, Jim will take it easily...

IF
he actually goes into this with a combat mindset and doesn't hold back. So far, he's pulled punches.

you can play whatever on cozy no? esp if nick approves it, i think jim should force nick to watch the gunt tape and have him approve it as trad cath and based and redpilled. that should be the challenge and the threshold he has to pass

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Holy moly. I’m away from KF for 24 hours, turn on the computer, and a shitload of corn just comes tumbling out of the monitor like a granary. The Merge is real, the war is on, and the harvest will be plentiful, inshallah.

It‘s a great day for shuckin’.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

LOLCOW UPRISING LETS GOOO!

Shame OPL didn't get on the Killstream, we could've had the Four Lolcows of the Apocalypse

 

[Wormy]

We love our cops, our cow enforcement. We love our kiwis they're important.
When I suck a man, when I suck a man.
When I got the runs, when I got the runs.
All I got to say is kiwi won.

you can play whatever on cozy no? esp if nick approves it, i think jim should force nick to watch the gunt tape and have him approve it as trad cath and based and redpilled. that should be the challenge and the threshold he has to pass

Oh if he's got it in him to do THAT, this is going to end up the lolcow equivalent of Nagashino.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Nick really does try to rewrite history all the time. He now pretends that he always thought Jim was cringe and unfunny and besides the fact that he had him on his show in 2019, one thing most people probably don't know is that when covid first started, Nick was all onboard that it was a serious issue and all for lockdowns and masks and at that time he would often say that Metokur was a great source of information and a twitter account that everybody should follow to keep up with covid.
He did the same thing with Casey, once Casey was purged, he never liked him and accused him of fucking up the groyper war by going to ask Charlie Kirk a question and said he was disappointed at the time that Casey had gone to the event. However when you look at Nick's stream of the event, when Casey comes up he greats really excited and enthusiastically salutes while calling Casey the leader.

 

[Concho Pete]

Corn on the Cob?

With Grilled Burgers...a Fresh Salad and some made from Scratch Milkshakes?

Sounds like the perfect idea for when the winter weather finally breaks and we have some fine spring days.

5 Star Spring days

 

[SandyCat]

When the fuck does this start!??

Very bottom of the original post has the info

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Mind you this all started because Jim made some tweets
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Some of the best fucking autism ever to grace the farms started because of a joke my friend.

•2 children were spawned.
•A sex tape was posted.
•We had to sit through what amounts to hours of a drunk fat southern wigger scream about dear leader’s penis.
•A man sold out his mentally ill daughter for attention online.
•Ethan has talked himself into what will amount to tens of thousands of dollars in child support out of spite (????).
•Premium gunt footage.
•We know now what it sounds like when a obese middle aged man huffs shit out of a mentally disturbed teenager’s ass.

All for the

Keep making those innocuous and very slightly off color jokes my kiwis bros, stop with the weening and gay ops and you’ll see a thousand percent better turn out in milk than you ever thought possible.