Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

I've always assumed that Mama Hapney was sick of having her obese retard around all of the time. I know I would be after over three decades. That, and maybe there was a slight glimmer of hope - quickly snuffed out, of course - that Cherie being "on her own" would motivate her to become more independent.

My mother doesn't think of me as retarded (because I am not as she says so) and like I've told you before I used to be very thin and as skinny as she is when I first moved out nine years ago. There aren't any pictures of me from then though. And I was 28 when I moved out. BUT I was always wanting to move out since I turned 18 and I made a declaration of this to her and quite often. But she wouldn't let me move out because I guess she was overprotective of me and lovesick at the same time that she wanted us to always live together. I moved out thanks to a cousin who is three years younger than me who had moved out when he was 18 and it was who helped my mother sell our old home and found me my apartment to move into. And I try and want to live independantly. It's just for one thing I must have got so used to being provided for her with certain things over those almost three decades that it's just a habit hard to break.

Unless Mommy or Auntie manages to guilt trip one of Cherie's little cousins into taking care of her, I think the assumption is a group home/ward of the state saga. Cherie's tardbux aren't anywhere near enough to sustain her lifestyle (not even counting the money she throws away on woggleshit), and without a payee or something, she'd just get scammed out of them.

I am sure that a group home won't be in my future if I can help it. None of my relatives would ever do that to me if it was against my will especially.

We're Cherie's best friends, and the only social interaction she doesn't have to pay for.

No, you are not my best friends. I have real best friends online though. And I pretty much just keep coming here to let you know I am never going to give up on anything. As well as to let you know when you are wrong.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I guess she was overprotective of me and lovesick at the same time that she wanted us to always live together. I moved out thanks to a cousin who is three years younger than me who had moved out when he was 18 and it was who helped my mother sell our old home and found me my apartment to move into. And I try and want to live independantly. It's just for one thing I must have got so used to being provided for her with certain things over those almost three decades that it's just a habit hard to break.

Cherie, don’t use the term ‘lovesick’ in reference to your family members unless you’re having an incestuous lesbian relationship with your mother. ‘Lovesick’ is used in reference to one’s lover.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lovesick

Also no, you’re being lazy and relying on your mother instead of doing adult responsibilities. I hate to break it to you, but after your mum dies your relatives wishes (and yours) won’t matter for shit when Adult Protective Services sees you’re incapable of the most basic of responsibilities (taking out the garbage, getting groceries, etc.). Your younger relatives have lives and families of their own, so even if they pay your rent, you’re going to have to learn to be self sufficient, because your younger cousins are NOT going bring you food on the daily, let alone clean up after you. The state will put you in a group home if you don’t learn to help yourself.

You’re not retarded? Then prove it, because a downie can do what you’re capable of as far as household management is concerned.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Tons of the stuff she's produced is weirdly, creepily sexual. Here's an example. I personally think that she's either too retarded to know why it makes her feel tingly and excited, or she thinks that no one will notice when she slips her fap fantasies into her works.

Woggy fucking the air and having an orgasm while sweeping is even worse but I don't think she's doing it consciously. If she was as sex-obsessed as Chris I don't think she would be able contain it and we would hear much more about it, both in her works and in her posts.

So how can she be counted on to effectively write about Woggie and Froggie being gay for each other and Woggie's marriage to the Beetle Princess be anything other than a political marriage?

I don't think it's a political marriage to be honest - Wogglebug is an advisor to a king, not a king so no political union can be formed by such marriage.
I believe it's Woggy trying to repress his homosexuality for whatever reason.

And I pretty much just keep coming here to let you know I am never going to give up on anything.

But we want you to continue! For as long as possible.
Hell, I watched every single movie you made.

 

[maguyver16]

My mother doesn't think of me as retarded (because I am not as she says so) and like I've told you before I used to be very thin and as skinny as she is when I first moved out nine years ago. There aren't any pictures of me from then though. And I was 28 when I moved out. BUT I was always wanting to move out since I turned 18 and I made a declaration of this to her and quite often. But she wouldn't let me move out because I guess she was overprotective of me and lovesick at the same time that she wanted us to always live together. I moved out thanks to a cousin who is three years younger than me who had moved out when he was 18 and it was who helped my mother sell our old home and found me my apartment to move into. And I try and want to live independantly. It's just for one thing I must have got so used to being provided for her with certain things over those almost three decades that it's just a habit hard to break.


I am sure that a group home won't be in my future if I can help it. None of my relatives would ever do that to me if it was against my will especially.


No, you are not my best friends. I have real best friends online though. And I pretty much just keep coming here to let you know I am never going to give up on anything. As well as to let you know when you are wrong.

Cherie, the last thing anyone wants you to do is quit, you keep chasing your fucking dreams no matter the cost or the detractors. Your work has something that some movies studios have attempted to capture on multiple occasions, but never achieve, because they simply just don't get it.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Your work has something that some movies studios have attempted to capture on multiple occasions, but never achieve, because they simply just don't get it.

This came pretty close...

 

[The Last Stand]

My mother doesn't think of me as retarded (because I am not as she says so) and like I've told you before

"I'm not retarded! My mommy says so!"

"I live on my own. Mommy pays my bills!"

"I want feedback. *offers legitimate feedback* FUCK YOU!"



I'm convinced you're mentally deficient or just stubborn as hell.

 

[Miss Misery]

My mother doesn't think of me as retarded (because I am not as she says so) and like I've told you before I used to be very thin and as skinny as she is when I first moved out nine years ago. There aren't any pictures of me from then though. And I was 28 when I moved out. BUT I was always wanting to move out since I turned 18 and I made a declaration of this to her and quite often. But she wouldn't let me move out because I guess she was overprotective of me and lovesick at the same time that she wanted us to always live together. I moved out thanks to a cousin who is three years younger than me who had moved out when he was 18 and it was who helped my mother sell our old home and found me my apartment to move into. And I try and want to live independantly. It's just for one thing I must have got so used to being provided for her with certain things over those almost three decades that it's just a habit hard to break.


I am sure that a group home won't be in my future if I can help it. None of my relatives would ever do that to me if it was against my will especially.


No, you are not my best friends. I have real best friends online though. And I pretty much just keep coming here to let you know I am never going to give up on anything. As well as to let you know when you are wrong.

We've seen your pics Cherie, you were never thin and skinny. You were average at best. And if the government is giving you money (that your mother uses to pay your bills because you're too stupid to figure out how to do it on your own) it means you're a retard and too useless to ever work a real job.

Sorry about it.

 

[FramerGirl420]

No, you are not my best friends. I have real best friends online though.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

We've seen your pics Cherie, you were never thin and skinny. You were average at best. And if the government is giving you money (that your mother uses to pay your bills because you're too stupid to figure out how to do it on your own) it means you're a retard and too useless to ever work a real job.

Sorry about it.

EXCUSE ME, making shitty animations and collecting benefits is hard work. Cherie grinds everyday, all day, following her dreams and making mad cash. Too bad you are too retarded to understand that.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Why does your work have no background music?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Why does your work have no background music?

Cause that costs money and it means some effort to put it in.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's just for one thing I must have got so used to being provided for her with certain things over those almost three decades that it's just a habit hard to break.

Bullshit. If you wanted to do these things you'd tell your mother that you want to live independently and do these things for yourself. The reason you still let your mother do all these things for you is because you're so used to it and you don't have to think about it.

The more you try to argue your case, the deeper the hole you dig for yourself is.

My mother doesn't think of me as retarded (because I am not as she says so)

That's the equivalent of this:

Your mom is never going to call you a retard because that's not what a mother would do. We'll do it though because we're not your mother. I mean did she ever call you things like "special"? It's just that that's a code word for retard. You know those kids in the "special" class at school weren't retards, they were "special". Did you by chance go to school riding the short bus?

Why does your work have no background music?

For the same reason her characters just stand there like statues when talking. She's too retarded to animate them or have them act like real people.

 

[Loona]

@WogglebugLover , do you want Wogglebug to trust his enormous barbed cock into you? Fill you with his stinky cockroach cum? Come on, tell me. We are all friends here. Personally, I like the idea of being raw fucked by Woggie and carriing his eggs. We will have glorious human-cockroach hybrid babies. Hope they are big enough to wield UZIs...

[Wogglebug voice] Cynthia is fat and I would not have sex with her. Teeheehee!

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

She went around to the other side of the fence and took hold of the Scarecrow, wrapping her arms around his thin waist from behind him. She pulled and tugged as hard as she could, moaning in concentration. Then quite suddenly he just popped off of the beanpole and she and him both fell to the ground with a hard thud.
Dorothy moaned as she delicately rubbed her backside. Then she noticed the Scarecrow was upside down on the road with his feet waving in the air. He was trying to put himself right but couldn't seem to.
"Oh, here! Let me help you!" she exclaimed.
She came up to him and grabbed his butt and set his lower half down onto the road. Then she gently took his upper half and sat him upright.
"Thank you," he said very gratefully.
He stood up slowly and then tried to move about.
"I think I'm a little stiff!" he said.
Jeezaloo...

Cherie wants to peg Wogglebug confirmed.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

For the same reason her characters just stand there like statues when talking. She's too retarded to animate them or have them act like real people.

She actually made few scenes where characters are simultaneously walking and talking. They break rules of reality - look how Woggy and Knowitall walk over a hedge like it was a flat surface:



...or clip through solid objects:


...but she learned to make them walk, talk and "emote" (look how joyful Woggy and Froggy are) at the same time.

 

[Picklechu]

Your mom is never going to call you a retard because that's not what a mother would do. We'll do it though because we're not your mother. I mean did she ever call you things like "special"? It's just that that's a code word for retard. You know those kids in the "special" class at school weren't retards, they were "special". Did you by chance go to school riding the short bus?

Cherie was in special ed, and IIRC has claimed in the past that part of the reason she dropped out of school was because she didn't like the other retarded kids.

I do kind of wonder why Cherie thinks that she was in special ed...?

 

[Lasagna Cat]

So, anyway, the frog and roach are happily gay and dating, right?

 

[WogglebugLover]

So, anyway, the frog and roach are happily gay and dating, right?

No, they are not gay and dating at all. If it looked like that in any way in any scene in the third movie, I fully intend to correct those mistakes with new tools I'll have to next month. I'll also be able to correct any errors in the other two movies.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'll also be able to correct any errors in the other two movies.

I hope Woggy's sweep\dance routine stays?

 

[WogglebugLover]

I hope Woggy's sweep\dance routine stays?

It will.