Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Good lord, can't we go one day without someone proclaiming a jihad against us

show me your enemies and I will show you what kind of person they are.

The Social Media Addicted Grifters hate our guts, we can't really be all that bad.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

So Ralph, Nick, and Alaska are doing a "take back the night" rally against cyberbullying? That's some funny shit right there.

 

[HarveySperg41]

@Bunny Tracks

We found the person who left the Pig Gate open!

Edit : OH SHIT...If the Pig is Rising up, does that mean this is Attack on KIWI?

Listen to stop the rage pig uprising all you have to do is take away his step stool. He can’t rise up if he can’t even get on your level.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Listen to stop the rage pig uprising all you have to do is take away his step stool. He can’t rise up if he can’t even get on your level.

As if a Step Stool could handle his weight.

 

[Meat Target]

We'll get other LOTR parallels when Null and PPP reconcile their differences and face the catboy guido hordes.

PPP: I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a janny.
Null: How about side by side with a fren?

We found the person who left the Pig Gate open!

Edit : OH SHIT...If the Pig is Rising up, does that mean this is Attack on KIWI?

(The scene: at the Pig Gate of Corndor)

"A day may come when the milk of lolcows dries up, when we forsake our shitposting and break all bonds of frenship. But it is not this day."

"An hour of gunts and catboys, when the Age of Kiwis comes crashing down, but it is not this day!"

"This day we fight!"

"By all that you hold dear on this good internet, I bid you stand, Kiwis of the Farms!"

"...for Jersh...."

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Saying "Kill all farmers" is great optics.

I didn’t know Ethan Ralph hated the agricultural industry that much

 

[Exceptional individualist]

My Lord Null, the lolcows are revolting

 

[Lomax]

The Great Patriotic E-War

I cant wait for the upcoming video game adaptation of this shitshow: 'Metal Queer Solid 4: The Gunts of the Patriots'

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

In 2022, a cracked out autismo unit was sent to touch grass by an internet forum for the content they provided. These ""men"" promptly escaped from a maximum security special-ed class to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the Farmers they survive as tards of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire the Kill-Stream.

Spoiler: Mandatory Kill-Stream Theme Song

 

[Snickerdoodle]

Listening to the catboy stream with flamenco and Nick from last night

Nick and even flamenco both really don’t get it. This is about more than technicalities. This is about the ethos of the movement. Back in 2018 everyone seemed to get it. We aren’t faggots. We can take a joke. We aren’t censors.

That’s mundane matt. That’s zoey Quinn. That’s them. Not us. We’re not soyboy faggots. We’re the cool people who have a sense of humor. We’re not Saturday night live or Anita sarkeesian.

The problem is the completely fraudulence and betrayal of the ethos. That’s something much deeper than the technicalities of any individual instance.

To the wider audience, if you betray the ethos you are worthless. And if you prance around flaming to be the leader of all of us and the one true voice of the ethos, while openly betraying it, you deserve to die.

And most importantly, the notion that this flagging from Ralph and AF is about slander is fucking retarded. It’s because they’re butthurt that they’re being made fun of, and it hurts their feelings. Yeah it hurts everyone’s feelings to be made fun of. That’s how Matt felt. But you’re better than that right? You don’t resort to flaggotry like Anita Sarkeesian because you’re the epic leader of the white race

 

[LeChampion1992]

My predictions of the lowcow war we will see Richard Spencer get exposed as a faggot, Nick Fuentes troons out, based Alaska arrests Ethan Ralph as he reveals to everyone he is actually an FBI agent.

 

[catmasterj]

Rise retards rise

 

[Smarty Pants]

I hope this turns into a lolcow world war

We need Vee, Kraut and Sargon to come in and rep Europe in this.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Did this idiot forget that he was streaming the arrest of CWC
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You think nick told him to post that?

lolcows being hypocrites, whats new?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

*rubs envelope on forehead* mecca lecca hi *rubs envelope on forehead* mecca hiney ho *opens envelope* let's see how this war is going to go

it says a bunch of faggots will post cringe shit online and nothing will happen. and the world turns

youe'r mom

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

OH SHIT...If the Pig is Rising up, does that mean this is Attack on KIWI?

I had some spare time and made this edit, just for you.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I had some spare time and made this edit, just for you.
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"WHUTZ IN UR BASEMENT JERSH!"

 

[Balr0g]

I had some spare time and made this edit, just for you.
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Now we take the first line of the 1st season intro song and rewrite it like this

"Sie sind die Lolcows und wir sind die Farmer!"

 

[NoddingOut]

I hope this turns into a lolcow world war

This is what the gunt wants. More infamy means more money for makers. Ethan is a great cow but it still irritates me that people send him money. He will always have gunt loyalists but they number so few I'm sure hate watchers are half of his income now.

 

[oramge cat]

at this point , anybody in America Fags could be a fed or something of the likes .
i thought Baked was a a fed , and maybe even Gunt could be some sort of asset to any 3 letter agency.
what is the general public idea of this? am i to off the ball park to think this?

If Ethan Ralph is a fed I will eat my work shoes on livestream. I know the feds are retarded but surely they're not so retarded that they would hire a guy who literally wears a shirt around that says FED on it every day. Ralph isn't a potential asset, he's the mentally ill weirdo that gets groomed into buying a bomb from a honeypot. I could see him being a snitch but not an undercover asset.