Snakes Reads A Terrible Book: Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin - An utter waste of everyone’s time inspired by the Tranny Sideshows thread and its new favorite author

[luigismanslave]

Or drop the PDF at Lipstick alley and Ovarit and see what happens.

god if I had an invite, I would. ovarit would go fucking nurs.

 

[Niggaplease]

It definitely works. You can even force a dead body to ejaculate using exactly that method. It's been used successfully to gather sperm for (very) recently-widowed women to conceive with their dead husbands.

Imagine doing homework enough to know a small fraction of a mans balls can produce estrogen, but not enought to make a story about women oppressing's troons actually sympathetic.

god if I had an invite, I would. ovarit would go fucking nurs.

I am pretty sure they already know about this book

https://ovarit.com/o/ItsAFetish/76595/pornsick-tim-writes-manhunt-a-violent-gory-horror-fantasy-where-tims-fuck-and-mu

 

[Great Monkey King]

that's such a weird-ass metaphor. Spider-Man-on-the-Train-in-Spider-man-2? Are we supposed to be Doc Ock setting the train full throttle? Or are we the train?

Yet another problem with Micah's writing style. (Every time I see GFM I think "go fund me" and have a moment of confusion. Micah is easier.) Writings that lean heavily on pop culture (like using 2001: A Space Odyssey to describe the goat's pupils) can not only alienate audiences but they also very quickly date themselves.

And I even just realized that he didn't even use 2001 directly, he just said "Kubrick’s monolith" so he's really just writing to big nerds that know what that would be. How many people is that truly? There's always been a small, nerdy minority that would know those things but if you write only to those people, you limit your market. Not that your market for trans rape fantasy would be that big anyway....

 

[luigismanslave]

I am pretty sure they already know about this book

https://ovarit.com/o/ItsAFetish/76595/pornsick-tim-writes-manhunt-a-violent-gory-horror-fantasy-where-tims-fuck-and-mu

Yeah, but theyxdeserve the full PDF

 

[Bunny Tracks]

It's because they never want to be big burly macho men - the "soft boi" aesthetic is what an overwhelming majority of TIFs are aiming for, i.e. the type of boy a teenage girl would fantasise over. Hence all the Aiden, Elliot, Noah, Kai, Finn etc., the sort of trendy names you'd expect to hear on some boy band member.

See, that just seems like a big waste to me. Why settle for all that weak shit when you could have the coolest name ever like Flint Ironfist, or something? Yeah, I know they're never actually gonna live up to it, but still.

I just don't get the appeal of all that "soft boi" shit. If you're gonna go for that then why even change at all? Just become a butch lesbian. Is this really what teenage girls are into nowadays? Because when I was growing up, I remember them being into the strong, silent types, and not this faggoty shit. The only girls into that stuff were elementary school students and preteens.

 

[AnOminous]

edit: It also may increase the risk of prostate cancer. Apparently, there are negative health effects to giving your body hormones it's not meant to take. Groundbreaking.

Cut off your balls to become a "woman" and then die of the most male disease imaginable.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

There is. That's what a vasectomy is, blocking the tube (the vas deferens) that delivers the sperm cells to where they're ultimately mixed with the fluid that makes up the bulk of semen. Block that, the rest of the fluid is still made, just sterile.

I knew that, but wasn't sure if that was still the case with a complete removal of the testicles or not.

Fun fact! It is possible for a vasectomy to fail. I personally know of a family that had an oops baby about fifteen years later. There definitely wasn't any outside interference going on (and mom was a deathfat back in the 80s/90s). It's rare, but it can happen unless they remove part of the tubes. Same with tubal ligations.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

See, that just seems like a big waste to me. Why settle for all that weak shit when you could have the coolest name ever like Flint Ironfist, or something? Yeah, I know they're never actually gonna live up to it, but still.

I just don't get the appeal of all that "soft boi" shit. If you're gonna go for that then why even change at all? Just become a butch lesbian. Is this really what teenage girls are into nowadays? Because when I was growing up, I remember them being into the strong, silent types, and not this faggoty shit. The only girls into that stuff were elementary school students and preteens.

I think you answered the question. A lot of these people are immature and are actively avoiding growing up (for lack of a better phrase).

 

[Echo_Ender]

Why the fuck would you willingly pick "Gretchen" as a new name? It conjures up images of hilariously un-feminine, hulking, manly, unibrow-faced German women.

Also, good to see this author is actively following this thread because it's pretty much the only place talking about this god-awful book.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Also, good to see this author is actively following this thread because it's pretty much the only place talking about this god-awful book.

Well, if that Ovarit link is anything to go by, people ARE talking about it... just pretty much exclusively the kind of people who will enjoy it for very different reasons than Micah intended. I think you'd have to actively WORK to make a better portrayal of trans women as unhinged, sex-pest, psychopathic rape machines.

Seriously, @Apotheosis of the Liver did a magnificent job with Last Night At The Troonicorn Ranch and even that, explicitly written as a joke about people we already know are nuts, had the characters come across as more likeable, interesting, and well-developed than the characters of this book.
Ironically enough the only one so far who's in any way tolerable is the Aiden, and that's on the begrudging basis that they're the only one who doesnt come across as eager to stick their girldick in a corpse (granted, maybe because she doesn't HAVE one, but there hasnt been any creepy rape impulses from her SO FAR).

 

[Niggaplease]

Heres a stab of fanfiction for this book

T-day: the road to tranch

Spoiler: Chapter 1 Of monsters and Of men

Wei Ling, stood there in the hall way, blood streamed her body, brown eyes staring into the distance. Time stood still, as it took awhile to sink in, hands trembling on the knife she used, hyperventilating she dared not look at the crumpled frame in the door way, neither would she look at figure behind it.
These corpses were her parents, Wei ling was on her way home from school when she found her dad, viciously raping her mom in a dress. Her mothers screamed echoed in her ears still, she could smell the blood in the air, she had to do something, but her mother screamed for her to run.
When she caught them it was in the kitchen door, her father looked like a monster with red eyes, skin straining and cracking blood leaking from the seams. At first she tried dragging her father off her mother, but then his ire and attention toward her.
There was blood and lust in his eyes, as he lunged, she crashed into the counter, cutlery and pots fell on the floor. Wei ling tried pulling herself up but her own father was pinning her down, struggling Wei ling tried to think her eyes were wandering for anything to get her out of this situation, then she spot a kitchen knife, her own father was tearing her clothe off.
As if in a a dream, Wei ling couldn't believe this was happening, she shouldn't, this day started off so normally, with breakfast in the kitchen. school, hanging out with friends at the new cafe near her home, she though she was going to go home and her mom and dad would be there with dinner and a smile.
Her mother and father were happily married in china, they immigrated to the us in the 90s, they operated one the most acclaimed Peking duck restaurants in china town she was on her last day in high school, when this happened, her 18th birthday was in may.
Fingertips reached the knife, her father was hurting her, his fingertips scratching the skin. She grabbed the knife, and went for the neck, stabbing deep, tears in her eyes, she didn't want to hurt her own parents, but she had no choice.
"I am sorry." she breathed through sobs, tears welling up in her eyes, but little did she knew her mother despite her condition grabbed a cleaver and with the last of her strength she stabbed in his skull.
This finally dispatched her father, Wei ling threw her father off of her, and went towards he mother, the last word she spoke was "run." before finally perishing.
In the distance she could hear a woman screaming, with trepidation, she left the apartment but the reality of moment finally hit her. She froze, she didn't want to look at her dead parents. Yet she had little time to think as a guttural scream emerged from the stair well. Not wanting to risk encountering what was below she went up the next flight of stairs the screams, were following her, she didn't want to think about the similiar scenes playing out behind the closed doors of the apartments she passed. The guttural scream getting louder, she ran another flight of steps, her breath was getting ragged.
She was running for her life she knew it, it was only three more flights to atleast the roof, if she should get to the roof she can the see the situation outside, maybe call for help from a passing by police man.
The she heard the sound of glass crashing, and a scream, some one must of jumped from one of their apartments. She had no time to think the guttural screaming was following her. She ran up the next flight for dear life. She dared glanced around and saw red eyes, and black hair. Then she noticed a familiar jacket. She called out, "Hong LI?" A guttural scream replied, and the foot steps quickened, immediately Wei Ling ran further up. Until finally reaching the door she ran out to the roof. Hongli at this point was 3 steps behind her. there was a pipe on the ground next to the door, so she shoved it between the door handles, she already had to kill her dad, and watch her mom die, she didn't have the heart to dispatch Hong Li her crush.
Then finally the reality hit her, this seemed like the end, of what she didn't knew, but the end of something. A helicopter whizzed up in the air above her, she looked intently at it and noticed it was swerving, then it crashed into a apartment building a few blocks away from her apartment block.
She glanced down on the streets, a crowd of women and children were being pursued, by what appeared to be men, their forms indicated men, but their skin was either red or purple, cracked, with blood seeping between the seems of cracks. A few of the men managed to grab a few women straggling behind the group. She closed her eyes, and covered her ears, not wanting to see or hear what would happen to them next.
This was the day when the world as we know it ends.

Noticed something Gretchen? I kept the gore and rape references to a minimum, focused on the perspective of Wei ling, and her current state of panic. Horror works best when the details are kept to a minimum, readers get spooked in their own mind. its rough but I have to say my into to a main character is better and starts at beginning of the zombie pandemic, and not after.

 

[AMHOLIO]

the problem isn't women in power don't kill willy nilly because they can, they have probably a good reason to, like a grudge or to maintain power, its more emotionally charged than a man doing it.

Additionally, women kill conservatively because they understand the importance of having a closer frienemy and using them for your own gain. They might hate that bastard, but that bastard has connections or something else that is useful.

god if I had an invite, I would. ovarit would go fucking nurs.

If any of you fine friends have an account on Ovarit, Lipstick Alley, lolcow.co, or any feminine leaning site, kindly think of sending the PDF or Audiobook on Youtube to our fellow XX Crusaders. I think Gretchen needs more free promotion as she likes to call it.

Why the fuck would you willingly pick "Gretchen" as a new name? It conjures up images of hilariously un-feminine, hulking, manly, unibrow-faced German women.

Also, good to see this author is actively following this thread because it's pretty much the only place talking about this god-awful book.

I don't know exactly why but I'm pretty sure it is because he's a fan of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and took his name from the monster form of one of the main girls considering his line of work. Gretchen sounds like Wretched so I don't mind using his troon name.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Where did “Felker” come from? “Gretchen Felker” kind of evokes the word “Felcher.”

 

[umami's milk]

Where did “Felker” come from? “Gretchen Felker” kind of evokes the word “Felcher.”

Mother's maiden name, it's a hyphenated part of the surname. Have to show solidarity with the only real woman that would love him, of course.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Why the fuck would you willingly pick "Gretchen" as a new name? It conjures up images of hilariously un-feminine, hulking, manly, unibrow-faced German women.

Also, good to see this author is actively following this thread because it's pretty much the only place talking about this god-awful book.

This is just my own hypothesis, but maybe he has German family and is trying to skinwalk a long-dead family member whose grainy black-and-white picture he saw in his grandparents' photo album? Usually their "chosen" name is stolen from someone or something, often a female relative or friend they were exposed to during their horny teens.

 

[Firewater]

Mother's maiden name, it's a hyphenated part of the surname. Have to show solidarity with the only real woman that would love him, of course.

Skinwalking his own mother? Good grief, troons truly have no decency.

Edit: @Peaches Demure semi ninja'd me.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

This is just my own hypothesis, but maybe he has German family and is trying to skinwalk a long-dead family member whose grainy black-and-white picture he saw in his grandparents' photo album? Usually their "chosen" name is stolen from someone or something, often a female relative or friend they were exposed to during their horny teens.

Gretchen isn't really a popular name in Germany. Around here it is a variant of Margarete/Grete, with Gretchen being more a term of endearment, not an actual name. Using Gretchen as an official name is more of an US thing for some reason.

I would never call an adult Gretchen, thats a name for a child as in "little Grete". Very creepy choice of name there, Micah.

 

[umami's milk]

Well until the new chapter review comes out, here's another Micah update.
UK news outlets are catching onto this filth. Maybe TERFMOTHER herself will catch wind of it and concentrate her transphobic powers into the ultimate attack: a tweet.

Spoiler: original photos

who the fuck is this gayden on the right? it's pinned to the screen and shows up in both screenshots.
also lyft. lmfao fatty.

He starts to backpedal and try to make it seem less bad than it is, but that tweet contains spoilers, so here:

Spoiler

Whenever a tranny tries to clear the air, they end up making themselves look even worse. Why is this a thing.

He's also retweeted the KiwiFarms patreon begging post as least three times since it's been posted. He can't handle the heat.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Gretchen isn't really a popular name in Germany. Around here it is a variant of Margarete/Grete, with Gretchen being more of term of endearment, not an actual name. Using Gretchen as an official name is more of an US thing for some reason.

I would never call an adult Gretchen, thats a name for a child as in "little Grete". Very creepy choice of name there, Micah.

OK thanks for clearing that up. So it's basically the same as "Annette" being a diminutive (little Anne) of "Anne" in France as opposed to an actual given name. Gotcha.

I think it's been established that Grootchen doesn't think of himself as a "woman", but a "girl", which he repeatedly and ostensibly projects onto the narrative. How old is Micah, BTW? Anyone know? Mid-thirties at least, right? His only claim to "girlhood" is consoomer shit no actual females past middle school age cares about.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

It's funny how his book got nothing but good publicity until he decided to pick a Twitter fight with Jesse Singal.