Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

GrouchiCorn said:
Her posing next to the Whole Hog sign is perfect
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Avatar, anyone?

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So, is next week going to be local tours...like "Anna Does Austin?"

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HamFan said:
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Is her next major project a collaboration on cowboy boots for extra, super, massively wide, fluid-filled calves?! 🤞
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I was going to make a joke about cowboy boots for cows, but unlike Anna, cattle generally have slim, bony legs.
 
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HamFan said:
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Is her next major project a collaboration on cowboy boots for extra, super, massively wide, fluid-filled calves?! 🤞
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I was wondering why she was looking at them, they'd never fit her calves. Even non-infinifat women with wider calves can find it hard to find boots that fit. I would think she'd have to have hers custom made or stretched within inches of their lives.
 
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HamFan said:
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Is her next major project a collaboration on cowboy boots for extra, super, massively wide, fluid-filled calves?! 🤞
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I'm reminded of Tess Holliday, who, 100+lbs or so ago, wore a pair of Western boots when she married Nick Holliday in Las Vegas. But they were shorties, with a shaft that only came a little above her ankles, and even then her lower legs were almost too fat for them.

If you're a woman with big calves, finding tall Western boots with a wide enough shaft is even harder than finding wide-calf dress boots that fit, and if you do, chances are they'll be utilitarian working boots, not fancy ones.

Anna is never going to get her layg into that boot she's holding; she'd have to go custom to fit into anything with a shaft that tall. If she can't even get into shorties—oh, well; that's fat consequence for you. There are lots of cute Western-style ankle boots, but they're a fashion shoe, not a working boot, and most have a higher heel—plus pointy toes.

She's also going to need a round, or even square, toe, given the state of her feet, and a low, thick heel, and in a size 12 or 13 (can't recall what she wears, but it's huge)? Her feet are going to look like cinderblocks.

I'm all for it.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
I'm reminded of Tess Holliday, who, 100+lbs or so ago, wore a pair of Western boots when she married Nick Holliday in Las Vegas. But they were shorties, with a shaft that only came a little above her ankles, and even then her lower legs were almost too fat for them.

If you're a woman with big calves, finding tall Western boots with a wide enough shaft is even harder than finding wide-calf dress boots that fit, and if you do, chances are they'll be utilitarian working boots, not fancy ones.

Anna is never going to get her layg into that boot she's holding; she'd have to go custom to fit into anything with a shaft that tall. If she can't even get into shorties—oh, well; that's fat consequence for you. There are lots of cute Western-style ankle boots, but they're a fashion shoe, not a working boot, and most have a higher heel—plus pointy toes.

She's also going to need a round, or even square, toe, given the state of her feet, and a low, thick heel, and in a size 12 or 13 (can't recall what she wears, but it's huge)? Her feet are going to look like cinderblocks.

I'm all for it.
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Quality made items that actually fit are Anna's enemies.

Bras
Trousers
Hair-extensions
Shoes

Wearing well-fitting, custom-made versions of these items will probably burn her giant EGO just like the sun is burning the skin on her chest.

Her taste is all nouveau riche basic bitch trailer trash with a side serving of delusion and megalomania.
 
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Barbarella said:
I think she’s confusing Americans with Asians. Pick up a violin at 3 and you are stuck with it forever and you better learn the thing, you have to work towards being a doctor or lawyer. happiness is not the goal, success is. Tiger moms, and all that.

But why is Anna saying this? Surely she was never forced by her family to be anything but alive, and was allowed to pursue whatever she wanted including stuffing her face-she even made up her own degree. If she felt some internal desire to be the best (many kids do) that’s on her, not US culture. And, I think Anna failed at being best.
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She is a spoiled shit, this is a disappointed grandiose fantasy. She expected to be great, famous, and everything in between with little effort simply because she believes she is entitled to it. It's pretty common for these types to sit in extreme envy of others who worked hard to cultivate skills or academic success, because they expected accomplishment, skills, and praise to just be placed on their laps. When they aren't praised for existing or magically a famous artist/scholar/world changer like their fantasy, then they wall up excuses (usually lies) and play depressed. This is the victim mode of a failed narcissist, crying because what was expected to be handed out in life was not handed out. Especially nauseating when she's been handed so much.

Of course her projects fail, its an identical cycle with these people. Declare goal, sit and wait, wail when results didn't materialize.

Also, culture like that isn't universal, family environment defined this far more than some stereotype. Plenty of kids get driven by non internal forces towards extreme perfectionism, just not hedonism Anna. Her claiming the burnout and psych issues from that lifestyle is like her screeching "I'M LIKE THEM" as the marathon runners collapse during the race, despite her just taking a squat by the cleaned out food and drink station.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Can you imagine if you tried to tell your boss can't work Uterus said no.
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Yes. I did. I was told that was fine, I would have to use one of my sick days. I mean, sometimes you gotta, but I also don't call off work every time I get a hang nail, didn't get enough sleep the night before, just feel sad, don't feel perky, feel kinda off, have a headache, have a tummy ache, am struggling with "mah mentuls" or any other bullshit reason that Anna takes off. I would like to have as many PTO days as she seems to think she's entitled to.
 
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I can’t wait to see footage of Anna falling over at Allens fucking Boots. The staff are not exactly accommodating or woke.

If she ever even got around to taking all the embarrassing measurements to order a pair of custom boots, she’d probably outgrow them by the time they arrived, approximately 12 weeks later, and even if be some miracle she still fit, she’s incapable of walking long enough in a single outing to even break them in. And with her diabetes feet, it’s questionable she’d even be able to get in or out. There are tools that actually would make it possible if her only issue was size, but your feet have to work in order to get into and out of boots.

No way is she ever getting a pair of real boots. They might stick her in some Ariat booties that don’t go past the ankles, maybe liberty blacks in a size 12 but no way, no fucking way, is she getting boots and then also wearing them.

She would need to spend a good $3000 to get a pair made properly, if she’s shopping at Allen’s. 800 maybe if it’s not a true custom. The Ariat or other booties I think she’s more likely to go home with won’t top $250.
 
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No Thank You said:
I can’t wait to see footage of Anna falling over at Allens fucking Boots. The staff are not exactly accommodating or woke.

If she ever even got around to taking all the embarrassing measurements to order a pair of custom boots, she’d probably outgrow them by the time they arrived, approximately 12 weeks later, and even if be some miracle she still fit, she’s incapable of walking long enough in a single outing to even break them in. And with her diabetes feet, it’s questionable she’d even be able to get in or out. There are tools that actually would make it possible if her only issue was size, but your feet have to work in order to get into and out of boots.

No way is she ever getting a pair of real boots. They might stick her in some Ariat booties that don’t go past the ankles, maybe liberty blacks in a size 12 but no way, no fucking way, is she getting boots and then also wearing them.

She would need to spend a good $3000 to get a pair made properly, if she’s shopping at Allen’s. 800 maybe if it’s not a true custom. The Ariat or other booties I think she’s more likely to go home with won’t top $250.
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And if she can't feel her feet, would there be an amputation arc when the blisters she couldn't feel on the bottoms and sides of her feet became infected and gangrenous? Breaking in good boots can be a bit uncomfortable the first few wearings. Then they mold to your feet and are heaven, but since she can't feel her diabetes feet, who knows what damage she would do if she ever got them on. I'm not sure that pointed toe booties would even be good for her with the toe spread and lack of sensation and movement her feet seem to have. They wouln't give and splay like her cloth flats that she is so fond of.

ETA - @thejackal - there was a reaction channel that was covering another deathfat that revealed they make special sized pads for deathfats. Some women have even posted on social media showing the size difference when their clueless boyfriend/husband bought the deathfat sized pads because they are massive. Being able to wear a pad also requires you wearing underwear. I don't think we've ever got any proof Anna does. And I prefer not to think about the logistics of her trying to use a tampon.
 
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