Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

after 15 years, jack is retiring his trademark yellow hat and opting for orange

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I’m gonna lose my shit if he keeps the sticker on it hahahaha

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I would think that Jack himself serves as a prime motivator in his son’s weight loss journey. I know I’d be itching to drop some elbees if I was massive like my dad, who was also stricken with the beetus, 2(+) strokes, thyroid illness, motor dysfunction, partial paralysis, and cognitive decline. Jack is a perfect example of everything that one should NOT do/be in the game of life.

Might be even deeper, considering he apparently cut ties with the rest of his family (with good reason, they make some of the biggest assholes I have met look like pleasant people). Looking at a beer gut might be a physical reminder of who his dad is, slimming down helps in disassociating with the Jagoff. Fuck, Jack even motivated me, I have been working a lot and overindulging to compensate. Just the thought of snowballing into a lardball was enough to help me focus on cutting down on these lol!

I always like seeing Garrett do well. I honestly think he's doing well with his life, it's not the life I'd choose but that's ok different strokes and all (yes this is mocking Jack's arm) .

Speaking of hope as a long time pet owner and over 20 cats in my life had one who used to flat FIGHT you . He was my best fur bro. But this cat was insane and first time I ever smacked him was because reaction after drawing blood.

Yeah, I don't have the same tastes as this guy does, but anything is better than becoming Jack Jr. He is easily the most functional one in the family, the one with the least issues at least. Seems to genuinely love his girl and all that, isn't a religious nutcase, all in all he is the Cole Smithey of the Scalfanis minus the weens. Good for him!

 

[Lenzperkins]

Slow Jack

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Jr posted some cringe on his Insta

Spoiler: Huge Picture

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Slow Jack

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Youtube has the feature to watch a video slowed down built in. Jack videos at 50% speed gives you an idea of what he would be like if he drank. Most people seem mentally slower at that speed. For Jack it is suited. Just watch the recent keto bread video at half speed when he is talking to the dog off screen.

 

[Super Hans]

I’m gonna lose my shit if he keeps the sticker on it hahahaha

Of course he will. The only difference between Jack and the element is the color of his skin.

Jr posted some cringe on his Insta
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Spoiler: Huge Picture

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Oh come the fuck on Jr. How are you supposed to make us think you're not a pedophile looking like that? Also, FAT.

 

[Sparklepants]

LOL urban faggot appropriates hick culture by wearing hunter hi-vis caps. This is 100% shit recommended to him by the ads in his TRUTH apps. Carhartt beanie is next.

Nah, Carhartt supported vaccines so it's a no go now for TRUE PATRIOTS. Expect some cheap knockoff Carhartt with an American flag on it.

 

[AnOminous]

Looking at a beer gut might be a physical reminder of who his dad is, slimming down helps in disassociating with the Jagoff.

If he chilled out on the weed, he'd probably be munching and laying around doing nothing less, and would nearly naturally lose weight.

Nah, Carhartt supported vaccines so it's a no go now for TRUE PATRIOTS. Expect some cheap knockoff Carhartt with an American flag on it.

Even in MAGA country, vax rates are high among the people actually in danger from the virus, whatever their politics, i.e. old fatties mainly.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Nice pedo stache, Junior! Still can't hide from the hog jowl.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack is essentially trying to tap into the "Local TN" market with the addition of the new hat. He has a Vols ring, orange hat, only reviews places close to his home (maybe Gatlinburg when Mommywife drives him). His JotG intro now shows the stolen pictures from places that have a foothold in TN (Mission BBQ), or are created in TN.

If anything the new intro is telling us what we are already aware of: NY Pizza Wars ain't happening, and Jack has pretty much settled down reviewing BWW whenever they send him a new menu item notification.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This man has had a cooking show for how many years? Jesus Christ on a cracker.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This man has had a cooking show for how many years? Jesus Christ on a cracker.

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You don't even have to be a chef.
Anyone who's watched the first 10 minutes of Red Dragon learned that "sweetbreads" are a meat-based meal.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

So I saw Chinny tweeting at Burger King about their Nashville hot chicken sandwiches and got to thinking...

Jack, despite living in TN and hosting content about hot chicken, still hasn't reviewed Gus's. This absolute garbage disposal of a human is unironicly reviewing Nashville hot from shit chains when one of the OG hot chicken places is in his state.

He could even avoid most of the melanin enriched people of Memphis and Nashville by going to their Knoxville location. I know he's been there to eat shitty chain BBQ so strokebrain has no excuse.

Instead we'll get another boring BWW review. Sad.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jr posted some cringe on his Insta
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Spoiler: Huge Picture

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Qtard Cali looks like a fucking spaz in that picture. Either that or he and his boyfriend there are going off to get married.

This man has had a cooking show for how many years? Jesus Christ on a cracker.

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This is the same faggot that claims he loves falafel and yet didn't know what tahini is. The fuck can you eat falafel and not know what tahini is? So I'm really not surprised that such a white bread jagoff like Mushbrain wouldn't know what sweetbreads are.

And 30 seconds on Google can give you the answer to these questions. But no, he'd rather stay ignorant than actually have to do the legwork to learn something new.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Tammy must have taken Hope to work with her again, because Jack is schizo posting on Boomerbook like there’s no tomorrow.

 

[salmonellajack]

Imagine 'working in the food industry' for 13 years and not knowing what sweetbreads are

 

[DontEatThat]

Tammy must have taken Hope to work with her again, because Jack is schizo posting on Boomerbook like there’s no tomorrow.

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Jack loves to hate robots and automated calls. Of course its because he cant bitch and argue to a robot and get what he wants. I would love to have him be forced to interact with one and watch how pissed off he becomes.

 

[Aaway]

jack uses twitter to tweet that he wants to use twitter again

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

jack uses twitter to tweet that he wants to use twitter again

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There are literally gazillions of people tweeting the exact same stuff Jack posts on Facebook without getting banned except even worse than Jack. The fuck is this victim BS?

 

[Aunt Carol]

You don't even have to be a chef.
Anyone who's watched the first 10 minutes of Red Dragon learned that "sweetbreads" are a meat-based meal.
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This is Jack's attempt at a big brain move; the Wendigo is trying to throw us off its tracks.

"Guys what are sweetbreads"
"Hey turns out you can eat kidneys, who knew? Not me."
"Wow, did you know that humans are made of meat? Just found that out and never knew that before ever. I've been at home all weekend and definitely didn't drive out to the quarry."