Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Honestly those ribs was one of the worst things he has ever made in my opinion
Recipe:
1. Stab ribs with fork, pour a ton of rub seasoning on ribs, don't rub it
2. Cook at 420
3. Remove from oven, pour a bottle of generic barbecue sauce on it.
4. Pour bacon ranch on it.
5. Back in the oven
6. Prepare eggwash and breading. Eggwash is 11 eggs (dropped one), breading is doritos 3D, cheddar sour cream ruffles, nacho doritos, and flour
7. "Bread" the ribs with the above
8. Top with loads of cheese
9. Back in the oven (420 TWU)

Enjoy!

Also he kept on slurping the remnants of the eggs before he threw them away, and was sucking on his breaded fingers. The sounds he was making were horrifying throughout each video, both the eating sounds and his dying lungs
 
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These are the exact gifs I wanted to create from his latest video.

Is there an easy online tool to create a gif from a toobz? I've tried a couple that come up first on Google but they were severely limited.
You could download the videos and play them in VLC media player then create gifs using VLC. It has that ability.
 
Honestly those ribs was one of the worst things he has ever made in my opinion
Recipe:
1. Stab ribs with fork, pour a ton of rub seasoning on ribs, don't rub it
2. Cook at 420
3. Remove from oven, pour a bottle of generic barbecue sauce on it.
4. Pour bacon ranch on it.
5. Back in the oven
6. Prepare eggwash and breading. Eggwash is 11 eggs (dropped one), breading is doritos 3D, cheddar sour cream ruffles, nacho doritos, and flour
7. "Bread" the ribs with the above
8. Top with loads of cheese
9. Back in the oven (420 TWU)

Enjoy!

Also he kept on slurping the remnants of the eggs before he threw them away, and was sucking on his breaded fingers. The sounds he was making were horrifying throughout each video, both the eating sounds and his dying lungs
I love him stabbing the ribs with the fork to "tenderize" them. That shit just gets me every time. I wish we could get a reason why he thinks that tenderizes meat.
 
Honestly those ribs was one of the worst things he has ever made in my opinion
Recipe:
1. Stab ribs with fork, pour a ton of rub seasoning on ribs, don't rub it
2. Cook at 420
3. Remove from oven, pour a bottle of generic barbecue sauce on it.
4. Pour bacon ranch on it.
5. Back in the oven
6. Prepare eggwash and breading. Eggwash is 11 eggs (dropped one), breading is doritos 3D, cheddar sour cream ruffles, nacho doritos, and flour
7. "Bread" the ribs with the above
8. Top with loads of cheese
9. Back in the oven (420 TWU)

Enjoy!

Simply reading this is making me gag. The one cooking video that I refuse to watch is the “cheasy pasta” when he adds ranch dressing and mayo to the boiling water. But this…seems worse somehow (:_(
 
Honestly those ribs was one of the worst things he has ever made in my opinion
Recipe:
1. Stab ribs with fork, pour a ton of rub seasoning on ribs, don't rub it
2. Cook at 420
3. Remove from oven, pour a bottle of generic barbecue sauce on it.
4. Pour bacon ranch on it.
5. Back in the oven
6. Prepare eggwash and breading. Eggwash is 11 eggs (dropped one), breading is doritos 3D, cheddar sour cream ruffles, nacho doritos, and flour
7. "Bread" the ribs with the above
8. Top with loads of cheese
9. Back in the oven (420 TWU)

Enjoy!

Also he kept on slurping the remnants of the eggs before he threw them away, and was sucking on his breaded fingers. The sounds he was making were horrifying throughout each video, both the eating sounds and his dying lungs
That meat looked undercooked. Tapeworm coming in nicely.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOz4d9T5gf4 Boxing up Shon ... probably sending him strait to a troll... Hostage saga begins?
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If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my son go now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will block you, I will ban you, and I will get you hidden from my channel. Goodbye, trole. poot poot poot pooot
 
I like how he boxed up Shon like he was about to ship him then mentioned he didn't have money to ship Shon, but if you wanted to send him some money to ship Shon that would be cool. Then to further his ebegging he started talking about how he needs money for a new phone too. I think him spilling his last beer might have been instant karma for all this ebegging.

Also Cobes brilliant plan b if no one sends him money isn't to make new wands to sell which is supposed to be his job it's to just sell an old hat for $600-$700 with some tactical soap included.
 
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