Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TurdFondler]

Taking Shon hostage would be massive gayops and faggotry. Sending him a legitimate upgrade cert and getting him to do more skits with shon would be a way better use of time if you absolutely, positively have to involve yourself in a lolcow's life.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Josh mentioned how he even wrote a thank you note to the Company and put it in the box with shon. Making it seem like he thinks the company is a fan of his channel and reached out to him to upgrade Shon. The cheapest certificate for an upgrade seems to cost about 135 dollars plus tax. One of the things with Ventriloquism is that its considered an expensive hobby because of cost of the quality of the materials for dummies, so I have a hard time believing that ThrowThings is willing to do this pro bono.

Josh also said he got the certificate and shipping label sent to him. The website makes it very clear that if you're upgrading your own doll you don't need a certificate. What keeps me from saying that this is a troll is that Josh seems to have a confirmation number. Either his dad saw shon when they were working on the wands and prompted him to buy a upgrade certificate to get Josh back into the hobby. But josh doesn't want to openly keep talking about his dad so he explained it in a very regard way that made it seem like there was a lot of red flags when there isn't any.

Really the only part that makes no sense is him naming the company many times, yet saying he won't say the name of the person doing the upgrade. Would the company have their customers send the dolls to an outside source? It makes it sound like he's dealing with a specific person, which makes me think troll.

Will be interesting either way. Anything is better than the gender relations and the awful cooking and eating streams

 

[January Cyst]

Will be interesting either way. Anything is better than the gender relations and the awful cooking and eating streams

Shon got intercepted by troles, toobs.
It is what it is, fuck sickos.

I'm not sure he'd be too phased at this point, although this might enter a new "shon got stolen" segment into his loops.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Shon got intercepted by troles, toobs.
It is what it is, fuck sickos.

I'm not sure he'd be too phased at this point, although this might enter a new "shon got stolen" segment into his loops.

He would use it as excuse to get drunk. He would fake cry, beg for donations, and then spend the money on booze instead of replacement. Some paypig would buy him another in no time…

 

[Duck Duck No]

"Shon is being passed around by a bunch of my sicko trolls!!! They keep sending me pictures of Shon with cocks near them and it makes me SICK. FUCK TROLLS. FUCK SUICIDE.
[Pause]
It is what it is, Toobs. Life sucks, I need a beer."

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

A lot of weens and stuff get confused and think short term laughs are better than long term. That’s a retarded sentence so let me explain. Calling frosty’s to get him kicked out led to “leave me alone I’m autistic” which of course is very funny BUT now there’s no more frosty’s. All the potential future frosty’s content is gone for a one off meme, funny as it is.

Prank calling Angie and Walt was funny for the Angie freak out but now we will never get anymore weirdo cobra loitering at geriatric people’s homes streams. It seems the wind has forever died down on that one.

Furthermore mentally torturing cobra by tricking him into sending his dummy to you might lead to some laughs BUT we’ll forever lose all Shon potential, which is usually really funny. I mean, the only time he acknowledges his faults is when speaking through Shon. Him sitting there tearing himself apart and demolishing his own ego through the mouth of a ventriloquist dummy is insane and hilarious. I want MORE of that, not less.

People complain all he does is drink and gender rant or react to Terrance popp and then go out of their way to sabotage every other thing he does, thus killing any incentive he has to do anything other than pickle his brain and listen to YouTube grifters.

It’s like people standing over a tortoise and smacking it’s shell with a stick every time it pokes it ahead out and now are sitting there like “fuck this stupid tortoise! This sucks! Why won’t this thing poke its head out anymore what the fuck?!”

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Really the only part that makes no sense is him naming the company many times, yet saying he won't say the name of the person doing the upgrade. Would the company have their customers send the dolls to an outside source? It makes it sound like he's dealing with a specific person, which makes me think troll.

They seem to use a mix of inhouse and outsourced work according to there website, so they might not want to give out a individual name to stop people trying to do a end run around them sending them directly, or there in-house guy might be someone famous for there work and can't always say that he will be the one doing it with 100% certainty so they dont inform you who's going to be doing it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lol got corrected on a stream and he's still salty about it

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

lol got corrected on a stream and he's still salty about it

Somebody wanna give me a recap so I don’t have to filter through a multi-hour shortbus stream?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Somebody wanna give me a recap so I don’t have to filter through a multi-hour shortbus stream?

i didn't see the stream but people said he got corrected some; i guess he's still bitter about it

 

[Jedem Fall]

He would fake cry, beg for donations, and then spend the money on booze instead of replacement.

I'm not so sure it would be fake crying. Shon was given to Josh as a child, it's one of his oldest possessions. It bears repeating that Josh is autistic (as well as other comorbidities) and people with autism have a tendency to personify and develop extreme attachments to objects. Also worth considering Shon is a human form and one that you converse with at that. He customized Shon like he does everything but he also showed all the ways he's mended and tried to repair Shon, in his regarded way over the years. Josh doesn't fix shit and he listed like 8 different regard-riggings he'd done to the thing. I think he cares a great deal more about Shon than most anything else he owns. A pubmed article on the subject. I absolutely agree that any resulting donations would be spent on booze though. A replacement Shon likely wouldn't really mean anything to him though. I hope if it is a troll, it's only a makeover and they send him back. Taunting him with hostage Shon or anything of that ilk would be cruel and entering a-loggery in my book. But who knows, I'm just a spectator, maybe it'll be no skin off his shoes.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Somebody wanna give me a recap so I don’t have to filter through a multi-hour shortbus stream?

It is this stream in question.

There's really not much going on here besides some guy called Roots saying some shit. He convinces Josh that he's a blind man, he calls Courtney "The obligatory white ghetto bitch" and says "Yeah, you've probably been tossed around by a couple of gangbangers" and "You're too ghetto for me, you can fuck all the black dudes." Eventually she spergs out about it.

If there's more here, I didn't see it. Frankly I don't think I can stand another 20 minutes of Courtney so you'll excuse me if I'm tapping out.

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Edit: I guess Josh is live again on that channel.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

If Shon was trollnapped I'm confident a counter-gay-op would occur to get him back.
Does the hacker known as 4chan give a fiddle about M'Lord ?

 

[RollingRock]

It is this stream in question.

There's really not much going on here besides some guy called Roots saying some shit. He convinces Josh that he's a blind man, he calls Courtney "The obligatory white ghetto bitch" and says "Yeah, you've probably been tossed around by a couple of gangbangers" and "You're too ghetto for me, you can fuck all the black dudes." Eventually she spergs out about it.

If there's more here, I didn't see it. Frankly I don't think I can stand another 20 minutes of Courtney so you'll excuse me if I'm tapping out.

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Edit: I guess Josh is live again on that channel.

The fact that Cobes sits in these snooze fest goober groups for hours saying almost nothing instead of making content on his channel in MDNWU

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Josh must really want to smash that Mystic woman.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Josh must really want to smash that Mystic woman.

Nothing wrong with a little bit of bohemian bush once in a blue moon.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Josh must really want to smash that Mystic woman.

I was about to post this very same comment after watching that boring Friday night live stream.(I watched an hour skipping bits and peices)

The only reason I can see Josh doing these kinds of bullshit streams is because in his fucked mentality he thinks he has a chance of possibly getting one of these broads numbers and bringing them back to his boglum dungeon.

Unfortunately, Josh will never get laid with this kind of drunken stupor.

 

[RollingRock]

Josh must really want to smash that Mystic woman.

I get the feeling that listening to the blithering conversation of an of age alive non-related woman* is a siren song to the boglim's pickled lizard brain. As long as he believes he is "talking" to a lady (lurking and nodding his head drink in hand) he is probably happy to be in stasis.

*cystgendered optional

 

[RollingRock]

The host is getting seriously pissed off at the chat it's 100% trolls
Edit: Janny has showed up. The Janny believes the troles are Jesuit agents- the same belief as Crazy Gale

Edit: The host has her house lined with tinfoil and believes she is a targeted individual

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Josh must really want

The host is getting seriously pissed off at the chat it's 100% trolls
Edit: Janny has showed up. The Janny believes the troles are Jesuit agents- the same belief as Crazy Gale
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Edit: The host has her house lined with tinfoil and believes she is a targeted individual

Someone asked in chat if Leslie would sleep with Josh. Lmfaooooo.

I love you kiwis and redditors.

EDIT: You can hear Josh clinking his beers in the background while they're trying to ask him questions. Too funny.

EDIT 2: Leslie and the archon is pure entertainment. She keeps coughing on her Marlboro cigarettes.

EDIT 3: It's a hilarious live stream because everyone here is trolling. It kind of reminds me of old 90s live prank calls where you call in.

EDIT 4: Mystic is a skitzocow. She is entertainment. Holy shit. That's a crazy bitch.

EDIT 5: Someome asked Leslie about Tommy Tooter. Lmfaoooooooo.

EDIT 6: Wings of Redemption trolls in here.

Hilarious.

Edit 7: Sam Hyde trolls on the live call.