Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’m happy he is socialising. I just wish it was not just a lolcow crossover of schizos, tard wranglers, and is a overall snooze fest. Josh doesn’t have many topics to discuss on his own but he just gets drunk and watches here.

I kind wish he had someone decent to just talk to.

SeizureRobot had fun talking to him and is genuinely interested. Someone like him, just shooting the shit and asking questions would do wonders for his content. Instead of recycling shit, Josh would be led into new areas he never would venture into.

“Cobes, Macron or Le Penn?”

“Well, Macron is a uhh.. white male who has ruined germnee. Le Penn has some *clink* great ideas and she doesn’t look that bad either, gnomewhaimean?”
 
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Mystic is full-blown schizo like I've seen in mental hospitals, you hate seeing it.

Josh should think he has a chance with a big titty decent looking woman on the rebound like her... every guy in any group will try getting with her.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Someone asked in chat if Leslie would sleep with Josh. Lmfaooooo.

I love you kiwis and redditors.

EDIT: You can hear Josh clinking his beers in the background while they're trying to ask him questions. Too funny.

EDIT 2: Leslie and the archon is pure entertainment. She keeps coughing on her Marlboro cigarettes.

EDIT 3: It's a hilarious live stream because everyone here is trolling. It kind of reminds me of old 90s live prank calls where you call in.

EDIT 4: Mystic is a skitzocow. She is entertainment. Holy shit. That's a crazy bitch.

EDIT 5: Someome asked Leslie about Tommy Tooter. Lmfaoooooooo.

EDIT 6: Wings of Redemption trolls in here.

Hilarious.

Edit 7: Sam Hyde trolls on the live call.
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I'm new to Cobra...how do I find this Mystic weirdo?
 
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More manufactured shit from Courtney Neidt. Mama pig has to handhold Josh into spending his entire days on this. New fans will salivate on wanting a "saga" out of this and in due time, Courtney and Mystic will butt heads over something really stupid, Josh embarrasses himself like he does alone live, and the boring thing ends. Just like Gothie. The best thing can happen is some collateral like Krystal but she seems like a rarity.

Some of the people in The Boglim sub seem to think Josh is lying about his broken phone. He's returning texts normally.

At least this is as close as one can get to a return to the DTTS era which was phenomenal.
 
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It's the one thing that proves Cyrax is more intelligent than Cobes that he cut off Courtney. At least it provides something different than the typical Popp-and-sloshed streams. Josh's sexy womanizing vocal covers are entertaining with an audience.

Edit: I was wrong! Cyrax is a dum dum. The pig cannot be put out to pasture.
 
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charlesdickens said:
It's the one thing that proves Cyrax is more intelligent than Cobes that he cut off Courtney. At least it provides something different than the typical Popp-and-sloshed streams. Josh's sexy womanizing vocal covers are entertaining with an audience.
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Cyrax was on Courtney's stream a couple days ago. Marty was there too blatantly antagonizing him, and Cyrax played along like always.

That fat bitch has these ugly male lolcows dancing for her.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Cyrax was on Courtney's stream a couple days ago. Marty was there too blatantly antagonizing him, and Cyrax played along like always.

That fat bitch has these ugly male lolcows dancing for her.
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Fuck, well so much for my theory. I don't follow Cyrax and especially can't stand Courtney's streams.

Cobes seems to have caught on this stream. Sobering for how drunk he is. That bottle of Admiral Nelson is pretty low.
 
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Cobes seems to have caught on this stream. Sobering for how drunk he is. That bottle of Admiral Nelson is pretty low.
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Well at least he engaged with everyone before rage quitting. That bottle level is objective at least.

Whenever I hear that specific accent to whoever is playing Clint, I can't help but think it's either Museum or Bitesized.

Did Sam Hyde really call in or was it a good imposter? He used to follow Josh really early on, probably due to trappped before he alienated that relationship. Need a timestamp if anyone waded through this slop.
 
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