Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Generic Retard]

That schizo talking about morgellons lol.
"they look like a bunch of wires, they are different color" (under the microscope)
Bitch just discovered lint.

Edit:
Rough voice tomorrow coming in nicely toobz

Short snippet from the stream attached
He went "blebleblebleble" for like 10 minutes.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This is absolute anarchy.

 

[Generic Retard]

Definitely trying the --live-from-start option with yt-dlp on this

 

[charlesdickens]

I was hoping they were gonna go further on roasting Spooky Girl. Who thought this new age freak would be the new Leann Michelle. Cobes won't even learn a thing, they're just trolls. Liquid Cool Taste is always fun at least, but this guy is pretty weak at it.

Edit: YESSSSS they're going after Courtney.

 

[Mongo0o]

I was hoping they were gonna go further on roasting Spooky Girl. Who thought this new age freak would be the new Leann Michelle. Cobes won't even learn a thing, they're just trolls. Liquid Cool Taste is always fun at least, but this guy is pretty weak at it.

Edit: YESSSSS they're going after Courtney.

Someone asked in chat if Leslie would sleep with Josh. Lmfaooooo.

I love you kiwis and redditors.

EDIT: You can hear Josh clinking his beers in the background while they're trying to ask him questions. Too funny.

EDIT 2: Leslie and the archon is pure entertainment. She keeps coughing on her Marlboro cigarettes.

EDIT 3: It's a hilarious live stream because everyone here is trolling. It kind of reminds me of old 90s live prank calls where you call in.

EDIT 4: Mystic is a skitzocow. She is entertainment. Holy shit. That's a crazy bitch.

EDIT 5: Someome asked Leslie about Tommy Tooter. Lmfaoooooooo.

EDIT 6: Wings of Redemption trolls in here.

Hilarious.

Edit 7: Sam Hyde trolls on the live call.

This stream is a feeding frenzy of lunatics and trolls from different groups. You can't listen in too long or else the brain will turn to mush. Someone needs to clip all the best moments.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Is this shit posted somewhere else besides Youtube or did they do a 24 hour stream that got less than 2,000 views?

 

[Generic Retard]

Is this shit posted somewhere else besides Youtube or did they do a 24 hour stream that got less than 2,000 views?

It had to be a looooong stream, whatever yt-dlp is loading ATM is now over 6GB big

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It had to be a looooong stream, whatever yt-dlp is loading ATM is now over 6GB big

It was 12 hours. I wouldn't bother, it was very boring and hard to follow.

These lolcows don't get lots of views.

 

[SnusBurns]

She was going for like 23 hours before they kept asking about the color of her butthole that she started to not like cobra trolls, as Josh had long left. She was planning on streaming for 2 days with the help from the sun to power her.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

God damn. Trolls are in the livestream. Talking about Clint. Not too sure about this one. It's getting out of hand.

This is why we can't have nice things. Instead of letting the ape get comfortable in his new habitat a bunch of kids are just shooting at him with paintball guns and riling him up and now he's probably going to leave the habitat. After years of not being able to interact with him via DTTS and extensive modding/"safespacing" himself some people were foaming at the mouth to fuck with him.

At least there is evidence that he can still livestream, though. Since some of the people jumping on that stream have the subtlety of stun grenade. Why doesn't someone point out to him that he can also use streamyard to stream if he can't figure out whatever first grader IT problem he is having "without a phone". Of course he won't because his handlers will have to be there to moderate and he doesn't function well when you introduce two new buttons with five letter words on them he has to use to do something.

 

[Generic Retard]

At least there is evidence that he can still livestream, though.

How? Wasn't that some Hangouts call or something?

edit:
Wish me luck toobz

The stream is online as video, so if this fails it isn't the end

edit2:
It worked. I have no idea where to upload for archival, but maybe this can wait until (if) the video gets deleted...

 

[DigitalSoryu]

It was 12 hours. I wouldn't bother, it was very boring and hard to follow.

These lolcows don't get lots of views.

Archive everything, even if it’s feels useless at the time.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

How? Wasn't that some Hangouts call or something?

edit:
Wish me luck toobz
View attachment 3214145
The stream is online as video, so if this fails it isn't the end

edit2:
It worked. I have no idea where to upload for archival, but maybe this can wait until (if) the video gets deleted...

There's something super satisfying about someone named "Generic Retard" being able to obtain said video.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

So, was Josh actually ‘simping’ for 23 hours? I couldn’t be bothered to watch more than a few minutes. When I did, the other panelists were giving him shit about magic and not having a job. Him being drunk it devolved into name calling, and then once out of his cuddle box he left.

It’s good he gets out but this really give reason to not to.

Also, if you edit the fuck out of the video couldn’t you just upload to YouTube? Or even better, point one of those compilation channels towards the original file? Those fucks probably sat there recording for 23 hours though

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

So, was Josh actually ‘simping’ for 23 hours? I couldn’t be bothered to watch more than a few minutes. When I did, the other panelists were giving him shit about magic and not having a job. Him being drunk it devolved into name calling, and then once out of his cuddle box he left.

It’s good he gets out but this really give reason to not to.

Also, if you edit the fuck out of the video couldn’t you just upload to YouTube? Or even better, point one of those compilation channels towards the original file? Those fucks probably sat there recording for 23 hours though

I tried dipping in an out but it was just the same screaching crap over and over again and lasted a few minutes at a time.

I think YT has a limit of upload lengths for certain accounts, i.e. if its your first video your limited to 10 - 15 minutes, but that's likely outdated now.

 

[CerealKilla420]

Thats it thank you.



I wonder if he's got some sort of face blindness thing going on, where like Chris it's the superficial secondary characteristics that pegs people as certain things - Long Hair + Boob's + makeup = woman

I’m pretty autism has that as a trait. They can’t read body language and subtle verbal hints. It’s why their so easy to fuck with

I'm honestly pretty convinced that both Cobes and Chris are more a product of FAS than Austism.

We all know that Cobes had an alcoholic mom, and Barbara Chandler's alcoholism is well documented (although often overlooked for some reason).

Just check out some of the symptoms.

Physical Symptoms: Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose, and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip.

Psychological Symptoms/Signs:

• Poor coordination or balance
• Intellectual disability, learning disorders and delayed development
• Poor memory
• Trouble with attention and with processing information
• Difficulty with reasoning and problem-solving
• Difficulty identifying consequences of choices
• Poor judgment skills
• Jitteriness or hyperactivity
• Rapidly changing moods
• Poor impulse control

I'm not a doctor and obviously we will never know for sure... But I feel like if they were just afflicted with Autism they would be more teachable but idk if it would really make a difference. I for sure knew some kids like this growing up and they more or less turned out the same way...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It wouldn’t surprise me. Cobes def has a lot of the symptoms and does look odd as fuck, even considering how much he let himself go.

I think a lot of these lolcows get diagnosed with autism when it might be FAS. I think it’s easier for the parents to say, “Looks like he was just dealt a bad hand!” Than come out and admit they were pounding booze during a pregnancy, causing their kid to come out all fucked up.

I think CWC is autistic, but Cobes is FAS through and through — along with his other shit caused by it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I'm honestly pretty convinced that both Cobes and Chris are more a product of FAS than Austism.

I honestly disagree, while possible they dont come off as FAS when compared to other FAS people, Chris is likely Schizotypal and Cobes has other issues and got help for them he cant understand and was medicated most of his life but still has abnormal thought patterns exacerbated by alcohol and drug use.

The symptoms you listed are common to a fair few diagnosis's and it often takes a long time personal one on one investigation to diagnose someone, but for my sin's I've been exposed to those diagnostic requirements by people who have administered those tests and been around a few of the people with those problems.

Cobes Biological mum from what we know of her (and he looks a lot like her in the one pic we have) is either a addict or suffering from untreated mental health problems herself, these things run in famillies.

 

[CerealKilla420]

It wouldn’t surprise me. Cobes def has a lot of the symptoms and does look odd as fuck, even considering how much he let himself go.

I think a lot of these lolcows get diagnosed with autism when it might be FAS. I think it’s easier for the parents to say, “Looks like he was just dealt a bad hand!” Than come out and admit they were pounding booze during a pregnancy, causing their kid to come out all fucked up.

I think CWC is autistic, but Cobes is FAS through and through — along with his other shit caused by it.

FAS exists on a spectrum right?

I mean I'm 100% cobes is FAS and it's weird to think that it may have just been FAS from the sCtart and not Autism. It would explain why he has been pretty much impossible to teach. It also makes me more sympathetic to Clint because there really wasn't anything he could do about it.

Chris is a bit more nuanced but I feel like he has a few of the FAS symptoms. Certainly the physical symptoms like the upper lip. Also he was a bit of an unplanned pregnancy, and if you remember Barb and Bob met in a bar... It only takes exposure to alcohol in the first trimester to cause FAS. Still though, Chris is far more intelligent than Cobes, but his inability to learn from past experiences and those dead eyes makes me think he might have a little FAS mixed in there.

 

[CerealKilla420]

I honestly disagree, while possible they dont come off as FAS when compared to other FAS people, Chris is likely Schizotypal and Cobes has other issues and got help for them he cant understand and was medicated most of his life but still has abnormal thought patterns exacerbated by alcohol and drug use.

The symptoms you listed are common to a fair few diagnosis's and it often takes a long time personal one on one investigation to diagnose someone, but for my sin's I've been exposed to those diagnostic requirements by people who have administered those tests and been around a few of the people with those problems.

What medications was Cobes taking back in the day? I know that he was taking stimulant ADHD medication but was he on anything else?