Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PsychoNerd054 said:
Pretty sure he sold a few of his staffs, too, including one with Mrs. Green on it. With the way he's liviing his life, he'd be begging to get that money.
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he did. I wonder what "important" bill came up. I think it maybe electric/internet since he's constantly behind on them and refuses to pay them. I'm sure both of them aren't 800 in total, but I'm sure he will use the rest of that money on beer/pills.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
he did. I wonder what "important" bill came up. I think it maybe electric/internet since he's constantly behind on them and refuses to pay them. I'm sure both of them aren't 800 in total, but I'm sure he will use the rest of that money on beer/pills.
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Maybe he's buying a wheel chair ramp for Wendy the retard that he said she needed. Or was it just a wheelchair....don't care enough to look up.

But hey, $834 is a good deal according to cobra...for a rancid $10 hat. Yeah.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
he did. I wonder what "important" bill came up. I think it maybe electric/internet since he's constantly behind on them and refuses to pay them. I'm sure both of them aren't 800 in total, but I'm sure he will use the rest of that money on beer/pills.
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I thought Clint paid his bills. Does he only pay rent/groceries? Either way I find this hilarious. He would have an easier time of milking the pigs if he just sat down and made an itemized list of wh... lol I can't say that with a straight face. Cobra is doomed. He's in the endgame. This will be his coup de grace.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
I thought Clint paid his bills. Does he only pay rent/groceries? Either way I find this hilarious. He would have an easier time of milking the pigs if he just sat down and made an itemized list of wh... lol I can't say that with a straight face. Cobra is doomed. He's in the endgame. This will be his coup de grace.
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I don't know how much clint pays for, but I know he pays his rent/ electric.
TomBradysVagina said:
Maybe he's buying a wheel chair ramp for Wendy the retard that he said she needed. Or was it just a wheelchair....don't care enough to look up.

But hey, $834 is a good deal according to cobra...for a rancid $10 hat. Yeah.
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this could be, but I really don't know. knowing cobra, if it's for a woman, he would pay any money for a little attention.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
I thought Clint paid his bills. Does he only pay rent/groceries? Either way I find this hilarious. He would have an easier time of milking the pigs if he just sat down and made an itemized list of wh... lol I can't say that with a straight face. Cobra is doomed. He's in the endgame. This will be his coup de grace.
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Most likely case is SSI pays the rent, max of which is around 750 bucks. He's most likely on food stamps if Clint hustled and made the phone calls, so that'd pay for the majority of his regular groceries (doritos, ribs, eggs). Left over SSI probably cover his utilities. Then whatever is left + his intermittent wand crafting gets the booze and smokes etc.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Cobes def has FAS, he's got the classic FAS face, which isn't a small symptom. It's one of the big red flags for the disorder.
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I don't think that precludes him from having autism though either, just that together it'd basically be like trying to raise a brick for Clint.

Chris Chan though... I don't see FAS for what it's worth. He's got a prominent philtrum that isn't smooth at all, and his head is proportioned normally until he starts to fatten up and things spiral during the tomboy saga.
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StoicMoose said:
Cobes def has FAS, he's got the classic FAS face, which isn't a small symptom. It's one of the big red flags for the disorder.
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I don't think that precludes him from having autism though either, just that together it'd basically be like trying to raise a brick for Clint.

Chris Chan though... I don't see FAS for what it's worth. He's got a prominent philtrum that isn't smooth at all, and his head is proportioned normally until he starts to fatten up and things spiral during the tomboy saga.
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Cobies was going for that dirty bog summer. Oh yearrrg Danzig toobz TMDWU.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
I don't know how much clint pays for, but I know he pays his rent/ electric.

this could be, but I really don't know. knowing cobra, if it's for a woman, he would pay any money for a little attention.
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Putting a little more thought into it. He said it's for in a couple months. What are the chances he's planning on traveling outside of Casper for once? Is he even capable of travel?

I guess it doesn't matter, because if he gets $830, there's zero chance he's able to hold onto it for two months and no spend it all on booze.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
Putting a little more thought into it. He said it's for in a couple months. What are the chances he's planning on traveling outside of Casper for once? Is he even capable of travel?

I guess it doesn't matter, because if he gets $830, there's zero chance he's able to hold onto it for two months and no spend it all on booze.
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he said it was urgent, so I wouldn't believe it was for a trip out of state, and the only thing I heard him say about going out of state is when ozzy is touring this year. IMO, it's either his services getting shut off or he's giving it to someone else.
 
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Urgent?

I really think it is a phone. Some female troll has him simping or his ‘management team’ insists he has one. Plus, he’s not exactly known for his patience.

Everything else is paid for by Clint. Daddy would take care of any serious bills. This is something stupid. As said earlier, it’s probably something to do with a woman (or he thinks it is).

That or some random retard shit, like urgently needing Ozzy tickets haha
 
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Which one of you morons are ugly hobo?
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