Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

the sad part is this is actually a good deal for any subredditor considering how few wands he makes nowadays and how much he charges for them now.

he charges about 50 bucks now for wands, so 800 bucks for a nasty hat, a painted stick, a bar of shitty soap, and an autograph from a worthless human is a shitty deal.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

he charges about 50 bucks now for wands, so 800 bucks for a nasty hat, a painted stick, a bar of shitty soap, and an autograph from a worthless human is a shitty deal.

Oh, I assumed he like quadrupled the prices.

 

[charlesdickens]

So, apparently Josh reached out to Mad Mystic.

Where or how did Josh find her?

Oink oink, Courtney Neidt, who else?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

You now can buy the hat and 4 wands!

Some Reddit retard will buy it. Maybe this will start the Yardsale Saga

 

[TurdFondler]

That's a risky fucking gamble. With the power in the hat and FOUR wands, there could be enough latent magic to turn an unsuspecting buyer into a lich.

 

[mars]

He's really desperate to move this fast. Seems nervous. That "expense in two months" has him shook.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Makes you realise how little he actually has in life.

If no one buys that shit hat, he only has a few possessions worth a damn. His computer, lathe, guitar (maybe, I’m not musician type), and maybe Shon — who would sell.

Kinda funny that $200 in two months is a fucking mountain of a expense for him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Makes you realise how little he actually has in life.

If no one buys that shit hat, he only has a few possessions worth a damn. His computer, lathe, guitar (maybe, I’m not musician type), and maybe Shon — who would sell.

Kinda funny that $200 in two months is a fucking mountain of a expense for him.

Does he even have a bike anymore?

 

[mars]

Does he even have a bike anymore?

Yeah it's "broken". It could be fixed by anyone normal in 10 minutes but this is the dude that goes to the bike shop to have his chain put back on after it falls off.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Yeah it's "broken". It could be fixed by anyone normal in 10 minutes but this is the dude that goes to the bike shop to have his chain put back on after it falls off.

Any idea what's wrong with it? Loose handlebar or something?

 

[mars]

Any idea what's wrong with it? Loose handlebar or something?

In one of his "chillin" or "noon video" or "video responce" videos a billion moons ago he mentioned his tire had a flat and he kept trying to ride it and the tube came out and wrapped around the axel. I may not be remembering that exactly right but I specifically remember being flabbergasted at how he could turn a flat tire into something so ridiculous.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

In one of his "chillin" or "noon video" or "video responce" videos a billion moons ago he mentioned his tire had a flat and he kept trying to ride it and the tube came out and wrapped around the axel. I may not be remembering that exactly right but I specifically remember being flabbergasted at how he could turn a flat tire into something so ridiculous.

I saw a guy yesterday driving his car with a flat. I followed him for about 10 minutes and watched him pass 2 mechanics.

Cobes is like that guy

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

wow, he is showing the whole process. must trying to temp people into buying it

 

[G.Rapefruit]

not gonna lie, I would buy shon. poor fella, always being used as cobra's fleshlight. the little guy needs a loving home.

I’ve always imagined a ventriloquist swat team lead by Jeff Dunham fast roping into the apartment in a rescue mission to extract Shon.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I’ve always imagined a ventriloquist swat team lead by Jeff Dunham fast roping into the apartment in a rescue mission to extract Shon.

I always imagine shon coming to life and kill cobra in his sleep lol

 

[Bogliacci]

Just what I want, some stained dowels and a 20 dollar hat encrusted with cum and soap

 

[Duck Duck No]

Disclaimer: Reddit is cancer etc buuuuuut
Someone on there did suggest that maybe Cobes owes some taxes this year, and it may be plausible. Internet/phone would have been cut off before 800+ bucks was owed, I'd imagine, so I don't think it's that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Disclaimer: Reddit is cancer etc buuuuuut
Someone on there did suggest that maybe Cobes owes some taxes this year, and it may be plausible. Internet/phone would have been cut off before 800+ bucks was owed, I'd imagine, so I don't think it's that.

Could be but unless someone is reporting him to ssa/ira, this wouldn’t be the issue.

 

[Duck Duck No]

With the mount of glass-tappers out there, they probably pointed out his Etsy store + videos to the govt, wouldn't surprise me.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

With the mount of glass-tappers out there, they probably pointed out his Etsy store + videos to the govt, wouldn't surprise me.

Could be but the irs would be on him asap over that. I’m not 100% sold on it. I have another theory. He could just be lying about the urgency. Cobra is a pathological liar. He lies about everything. Also, the fact that he just slapped the “urgent” part at the end of it seems like it really wasn’t that important of a matter.

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