Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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StoicMoose said:
Subscribe to my patreon while I give no content except a few videos that last only a dozen seconds that are mostly ebegging
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I kind of wish he wasn't so fuckin' stupid because I would love to see what he does on onlyfans. lol playing the guitar naked in front of shon. maybe he starts doing gay porn or some shit..
"y....yo.....you LIKE MY FOOKIN' huge cooooock? ma' cobra!" * warlord pops in* ".......w...warlord, w...what are you doing here?" *gay shit starts*
no homo
 
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I guess it was for bills
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StoicMoose said:
Maybe he hasnt been paying and has to pay it off or something like electric or internet gets cut off
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That is what I was thinking. Electric won’t turn your power off during the winter, and knowing cobra, he would have just let his bill keep growing until they gave him a final notice. Can’t wait for the powerless saga.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
That is what I was thinking. Electric won’t turn your power off during the winter, and knowing cobra, he would have just let his bill keep growing until they gave him a final notice. Can’t wait for the powerless saga.
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It would explain how he's been able to booze it up so often aside from ebegging without making barely any wands this winter too
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
That is what I was thinking. Electric won’t turn your power off during the winter, and knowing cobra, he would have just let his bill keep growing until they gave him a final notice. Can’t wait for the powerless saga.
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Wyoming has some COVID assistance package if you cannot pay bills like utilities. I have no clue if Cobes is eligible, seeing how he already lives in HUD house (I think he does). Being a tard, I imagine it would be pretty difficult to corner him into paying utility bills out of his own pocket.

Can you spend money on Chatubate or any porn sites he frequents? I know that motherfucker is capable of spending cash on some e-whore, trying to win her affections.

He hasn’t gone to Clint, so that may be an indicator… that or daddy refused.
 
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I'm also thinking it's utilities related. Timing lines up. Is he conniving enough to say it's for bills but actually get a phone? I know he will spend the money on booze once he gets it, but I don't think there's any planning or foresight involved.
 
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crying and shidding said:
he mentioned the lathe was 'stuck' so do we have an official count on how long the lathe lasted until he broke it?
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StoicMoose said:
Maybe we'll see the return of classic wands if the regard's lathe is broken
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I want to know what's he's done to it, Wood Lathes are incredibly simple mechanically a Spindle, Belt and Motor. It's likely something incredibly simple and easy to fix but he's just saying it's broke without doing any investigation.

It's likely a stuck belt. where it's jumped over the spindle cone or something very simmilar he could fix in seconds.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Wyoming has some COVID assistance package if you cannot pay bills like utilities. I have no clue if Cobes is eligible, seeing how he already lives in HUD house (I think he does). Being a tard, I imagine it would be pretty difficult to corner him into paying utility bills out of his own pocket.

Can you spend money on Chatubate or any porn sites he frequents? I know that motherfucker is capable of spending cash on some e-whore, trying to win her affections.

He hasn’t gone to Clint, so that may be an indicator… that or daddy refused.
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Wyoming is a red state aka almost no public assistance. The programs are more likely gone and cobra wouldn’t known/wanted them anyway. He was just happy drinking piss beer and let the bills pile up.
 
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His "handler(s)" need to get together with his "management team" and figure out how much he needs and then use their collective seven brain cells to come up with a way to crowdfund the amount. Can we get a poll going of running guesses on why he needs $834? All the fan theories are wild; The writers must be working overtime for the episodes leading up to the season finale.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
His "handler(s)" need to get together with his "management team" and figure out how much he needs and then use their collective seven brain cells to come up with a way to crowdfund the amount. Can we get a poll going of running guesses on why he needs $834? All the fan theories are wild; The writers must be working overtime for the episodes leading up to the season finale.
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My money is on scamming to get a phone.
 
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