Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Frosty_Glass said:
well, some reddit pay piggie came to the rescue. god, making a video for this. he must really need the money
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Yo someone buy my sticks. They are hand-painted and don't look like ass.
DISCLAIMER: I don't actually paint sticks and sell them.

Seriously who is buying this shit? Anyone wanna wager on the over/under on how long it takes them to ship? I say longer than a week.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:

God damn the trolls ripped Josh a new one the other night. Hahahahaha.

EDIT: That's too funny. Hahahahhaa.

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Troll: When? When?

Josh: My dick.


Never change you retard.
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Mystic: Oh no BangBang what happened?
BangBang: So the carpenters...



Cobra: 🎶A̵̤̫̣͇͓̳̱̪̹͓͕̗͎̲̒̎̌̉͌̐̓͋͊̆̑̿̚̕͜N̶̡̢͓̺̤̞̹͖̲̈̿̕͝ͅD̸̢̢̟̗͓̋̎̔͒́̋́ ̸̡̤̦̱̬̪̘̘̙̺̣̝̳̬͉͆͐T̸̛̯̦̱̩̪̘̯͕͚͉̝̗̈́͗̓̌̊̍̋̂͑͜͜H̵̡̯̩̙͔̤̥͉̥̜̮͌̀͑͘͜Ḙ̵͒͗̅̓̇͘̕ ̷̣̟̣̪̍̏̐̈̒̌̍̀͠S̴͓̐͒̄̄̉̀ͅO̶̧̡̤̳̫̦̼̼͈̿͆͑̀̊̏̓̾͋̄͗̉̚̕͜͝ͅU̶͉̦͙͚̙͑N̶̡̨̻̳̱̥̘̜̞̝̺̱̤͗̀D̶̨̖͓͈͇̤͚̝̻̑̎͂̀͜͝͝ͅ ̴̧̺̳̖͎͔͈̙̹̼̠͔̅͛̀̋H̸̢̛̰̭̻̭͈͕͔͎̪̪͂͌̽̓́̈́̔̈́͒̈́́͗̇ͅȨ̷̼͎͔̮̟͎̭̮̩̲̺̝̲̓̿͒͛́͜M̸̢͕̼̣͚͔̦̐̀͋ͅE̷̢͚͚̱̪̥͉̮̤͓͉̽̋̈́͌͜͜͜͝Ņ̷̜̺̰̲̭̭̮̽A̸͚̾̃ ̶̢̱͓̫͈̟̻̲̺͙̮̦͖͋̽͒̏̈́̊̅͛͋̒͑͜B̴̡̛̼̀̉̾̅̌̇̌́͆̓̉̽͝Ȅ̵̡̛͍̖̰̞̺̖̦̤̿͂̒͆̋́̿̾̎̂͠͝L̶͚͓̯͕͓̘̳̆̉̽̔̉̍̈͌̽͐ͅH̶͕̄Ḩ̸̥͍̥̜͚̫̗͊͆̓̉̎̎̂̽͋̓͝🎵



Dawg learn to read the room, maybe? This isn't your stream, and people are speaking. He just belts out ear chaos over people and then calls THEM the assholes lmao
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Dawg learn to read the room, maybe? This isn't your stream, and people are speaking. He just belts out ear chaos over people and then calls THEM the assholes lmao
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Josh and Cyrax both do this. Even when they're not sperging in these "panels", they need to make everything about themselves and never shut up. I guess that's why they're the ugly autist lolcows.
 
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A̵̤̫̣͇͓̳̱̪̹͓͕̗͎̲̒̎̌̉͌̐̓͋͊̆̑̿̚̕͜N̶̡̢͓̺̤̞̹͖̲̈̿̕͝ͅD̸̢̢̟̗͓̋̎̔͒́̋́ ̸̡̤̦̱̬̪̘̘̙̺̣̝̳̬͉͆͐T̸̛̯̦̱̩̪̘̯͕͚͉̝̗̈́͗̓̌̊̍̋̂͑͜͜H̵̡̯̩̙͔̤̥͉̥̜̮͌̀͑͘͜Ḙ̵͒͗̅̓̇͘̕ ̷̣̟̣̪̍̏̐̈̒̌̍̀͠S̴͓̐͒̄̄̉̀ͅO̶̧̡̤̳̫̦̼̼͈̿͆͑̀̊̏̓̾͋̄͗̉̚̕͜͝ͅU̶͉̦͙͚̙͑N̶̡̨̻̳̱̥̘̜̞̝̺̱̤͗̀D̶̨̖͓͈͇̤͚̝̻̑̎͂̀͜͝͝ͅ ̴̧̺̳̖͎͔͈̙̹̼̠͔̅͛̀̋H̸̢̛̰̭̻̭͈͕͔͎̪̪͂͌̽̓́̈́̔̈́͒̈́́͗̇ͅȨ̷̼͎͔̮̟͎̭̮̩̲̺̝̲̓̿͒͛́͜M̸̢͕̼̣͚͔̦̐̀͋ͅE̷̢͚͚̱̪̥͉̮̤͓͉̽̋̈́͌͜͜͜͝Ņ̷̜̺̰̲̭̭̮̽A̸͚̾̃ ̶̢̱͓̫͈̟̻̲̺͙̮̦͖͋̽͒̏̈́̊̅͛͋̒͑͜B̴̡̛̼̀̉̾̅̌̇̌́͆̓̉̽͝Ȅ̵̡̛͍̖̰̞̺̖̦̤̿͂̒͆̋́̿̾̎̂͠͝L̶͚͓̯͕͓̘̳̆̉̽̔̉̍̈͌̽͐ͅH̶͕̄Ḩ̸̥͍̥̜͚̫̗͊͆̓̉̎̎̂̽͋̓͝
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What is that font/ effect you used, I see it often its badass.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Throw your text into the ol' Zalgo Translator and it'll fuck it right up for ya!
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So "KingCobraJFS" is in Gothie's YouTube Live atm begging for wrench, calling her baby, and plugging his actual links. Sad if it's him, more sad if it isn't. Grabbing screencaps just in case.

EDIT: LOL just plugged BogChron and claimed to live in a swamp. Is it really that easy to trick these people? Like do they lack object permanence to the point you can hide under a sheet and say you disappeared? She even said 5 minutes before modding him "she's not going to fall for that one again"
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Seriously who is buying this shit?
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Some shithead on the subreddit posted a pic of all his Boglim merch. It was multiple wands, shirts, cassettes, the comic — all sorts of shit.

Faggot was probably excited to post that pic.

I do find it interesting when he interacts beyond his cuddle cave. Most people coddle him if specifivally interviewing him but the random panels bring some wildcards. He seems volatile as fuck when criticise. I wonder if he is the same IRL without the internet between someone
 
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So "KingCobraJFS" is in Gothie's YouTube Live atm begging for wrench, calling her baby, and plugging his actual links. Sad if it's him, more sad if it isn't. Grabbing screencaps just in case.

EDIT: LOL just plugged BogChron and claimed to live in a swamp. Is it really that easy to trick these people? Like do they lack object permanence to the point you can hide under a sheet and say you disappeared? She even said 5 minutes before mo
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TWU. Trolls are here.
 
VeronicaDunham said:
So "KingCobraJFS" is in Gothie's YouTube Live atm begging for wrench, calling her baby, and plugging his actual links. Sad if it's him, more sad if it isn't. Grabbing screencaps just in case.

EDIT: LOL just plugged BogChron and claimed to live in a swamp. Is it really that easy to trick these people? Like do they lack object permanence to the point you can hide under a sheet and say you disappeared? She even said 5 minutes before modding him "she's not going to fall for that one again"
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The guy isn't even using Josh's avatar, come on.
 
SnusBurns said:
What was the second guy's avatar?
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I don't know I left after I saw the second get modded and unmodded. For all I know the fact that you're getting strangely confrontational about it could mean it was some lazy gayops from your end.
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