Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't know I left after I saw the second get modded and unmodded. For all I know the fact that you're getting strangely confrontational about it could mean it was some lazy gayops from your end.
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I'm not "strangely confrontational", you are just wrong about it being Josh's avatar. I saw the cobra guy and downloaded his avatar and moved on.

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I get a laugh outta his veiled cries for a free phone from Clint.

I don't like Clint, as I think he is a weak parent and caused all this shit, but I sometimes feel bad for the fucker. Cobes makes sure it's known he is a legal adult -- except when he needs Daddy Nips to pay for something. I can only imagine how much time and money he has spent tending this tard.
 
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Cobra sure has come a long way from his humble beginnings streaming from his bedroom at Clint’s house to now an alcoholic mess streaming from a disgusting hovel. It’s a shame he really is killing himself with the booze but absolutely refuses to admit he has a problem. Any attempt is seen as trolls attacking him and there is a significant portion of his viewers that want nothing more than to see him drink himself to death. I guess it will eventually happen one day and all his enablers will have won. There’s some truely awful people out there…we should be treating our pet Boglim better than this.
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
Cobra sure has come a long way from his humble beginnings streaming from his bedroom at Clint’s house to now an alcoholic mess streaming from a disgusting hovel. It’s a shame he really is killing himself with the booze but absolutely refuses to admit he has a problem. Any attempt is seen as trolls attacking him and there is a significant portion of his viewers that want nothing more than to see him drink himself to death. I guess it will eventually happen one day and all his enablers will have won. There’s some truely awful people out there…we should be treating our pet Boglim better than this.
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He admitted that he’s an alcoholic but he doesn’t care. With all the drugs, fast food, and booze, he won’t make it to 40.
 
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Nihil Jung said:
Looking forward to an annual Ozzy Death Day cry stream, like his 9/11 ones but slightly more sincere.
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Talking about how a girl in 1st grade was his true love, selling his merch, and fake crying. God, that was a wonderful stream.
StoicMoose said:
He says he wants to die, that he's fine with dying, but also fuck suicide. My dear boglim, what do you think you're doing with the booze? Committing slow suicide.
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That why I hate him. People off themselves everyday and no one cares, but the Reddit faggots come in to give him fake compliments to make him happy. I remember when he shown two shot gun shells and she he was going to end his life with them. No one called the cops and the Reddit gave him compliments. Don’t take death lightly you boglin.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
He admitted that he’s an alcoholic but he doesn’t care. With all the drugs, fast food, and booze, he won’t make it to 40.
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I think he’s willing to say it to appease others. I don’t think he believes it. He still thinks he’s 100% in control and could stop anytime. At this point if he stops he’s going to have to do it medically assisted or risk a life ending seizure.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
Well, ozzy isn’t doing so well. I guess the “ozzy is dead” stream is coming sooner or later. Can’t wait to see how cobra will react to it.
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Off topic, but this makes me so sad. His song "Ordinary Man" with Elton John hits me every time I listen to it.

I do look forward to Josh's reaction, though.
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
I think he’s willing to say it to appease others. I don’t think he believes it. He still thinks he’s 100% in control and could stop anytime. At this point if he stops he’s going to have to do it medically assisted or risk a life ending seizure.
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Most likely. He always say shit like “I’m a functional alcoholic”. God he’s a boglin
 
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He’s a lot more conniving than people give credit.

He says and does a lot of shit because he either feels he should (9/11) or that it benefits him (trying to make people give the sad retard money). I believe it’s the same with his suicide hints — which really are attempts to get sympathy, or more likely money.

He’s like a little kid crying or playing sad for attention, in this case though he wants cash or puss.

I do think he will actually be devastated when Ozzy dies. Those streams may be drink till turn blue types…
 
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