Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Clint's Burden said:
It's why some of the older guard just stopped watching. Most of the time, it's not funny anymore. It's just sad.
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Been following Cobes since 2014-2015 and I can't watch the new stuff because of this exact reason. Cobra used to have a likable charm to him. He was a complete retard but he was a dorky lovable one. Stuff like him completely seriously trying to conjure thunder storms and failing to play the national anthem for years on end was gold. Around the time he was forced to move out of his old apartment in 2020 he started to binge drink daily and he became a different person almost. He can barely string together sentences and he seems legitimately brain damaged from years of spice and booze abuse. His gender relation rants and delusions of grandeur range from painfully dull to just irritating. I can't laugh at a guy who was once one of the best lolcows around slowly killing himself.
 
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Tophgrass2000 is reissuing his King Cobra comic, if anybody is interested.

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Clint's Burden said:

This is where Josh originally got Shon. You can send your un-upgraded one and have it upgraded for a cost. He's been talking about doing it for years but he's just never done it.
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You just know that his is some technicians nightmare. All the muck just from sitting around in Cobras room :|
Just like coffee makers that get sent in after 10 years of service with like 2 cleanings its whole life...

(inb4 he rubs Shon down with Bond Tactical Soap™)
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
It's pretty unbelivable to go back and watch him in those days because we all thought he just as bad then as he is now, but having the ability to step back and really look. It's so much worse now.
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I didn't watch Josh for at least a couple years and he's noticeably worse. But, it's understandable. He's going to die alone, and the most value and probably any people that care about him in his life again are as a lolcow e-celebrity.
 
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Part 6: ribs cooked into jerky. Enter bad boy wizard stumbling; food caked in his beard "Ah preash ate you all tuning in... to the final results because huh huh dood'' *hiccup* picks up meat slab " you all are fucking dumb" Tries to bite the meat slab *crunching sound* pulling so hard hand hits the plate. Mission failed. Shows meat slab with bite out of bone rotate try again. All toppings fall off, scoop them up, put them back *hiccup* try again. Ok im done trying to have fun transcribing this mess
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
I don't know man. Seeing OnlyUseMeBlade still alive with an oozing diabetic hole in his leg and wearing adult diapers so he could freely piss himself drunk. The human body is a wonderous thing willing to take a lot of abuse.
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Blade is also almost constantly around other people where if he stops breathing in his sleep, someone can call the ambulance relatively soon. Cobes might be livestreaming when he dies in his sleep, but he could easily be dead for an hour before anyone watching realizes he hasn't snorted or flinched in a while and thinks to call in a wellness check.
 
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Would Cobes ever accept a cookbook from one of his many fans? If the recipe turns out bad, it's funny, if it turns out good then its wholesome goth hobo cooking.
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
Would Cobes ever accept a cookbook from on of his many fans? If the recipe turns out bad, it's funny, if it turns out good then its wholesome goth hobo cooking.
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He'd never use it.
All of his dank cooking videos are just things that he happened to have around the house, there is no rhyme or reason to the composition.
Following instructions is not what our sexy gothic badboy does.
 
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The fact that he has some form of two-factor on that blocks him from going live on Chrome is so fucking funny. Of course Boglim locked himself out of his account... for his own good.
 
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