Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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RollingRock said:
I rewatched this and forgot how funny it was. And I know it's been done to death but M'gourds mental decline even compared this early last year is remarkable.
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“Dood it’s not a scam. I’ll get money from people just clicking a link….. OH FUCK THEY GOT MY BANK ACCOUNT INFO!!!!” God, it was great. Lol
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
At 8:20 he opens a penknife like a normal person for a change non of that tricky badboy shit he likes to do.
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Someone should send him a butterfly knife. It’s right with his bad boy image

i used to play with them and was pretty good. Takes a while though and shit load of cuts on your hands. He would probably get cuts, then infections, then no hands and possibly a missing foot by then. Okay, scratch the knife idea.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Someone should send him a butterfly knife. It’s right with his bad boy image

i used to play with them and was pretty good. Takes a while though and shit load of cuts on your hands. He would probably get cuts, then infections, then no hands and possibly a missing foot by then. Okay, scratch the knife idea.
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God with his dexterity I could see the knife somehow ending up embedded in the ceeling and him trying to get it out and just giving up.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
There's interest until people have to write articles, and then they don't. I think there's 2-3 people who've written/edited the majority of articles. It's a lot of work for no real benefit, so I don't really blame people for being disinterested.

Edit: I'm not really attentive with The Cobrapedia these days, I'm preoccupied with other things but if this happens again and you happen to notice it before I do, send me a DM on here and I'll revert it.
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I'll do it.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Bro I've been in it since Apartment 1 lol; I've just been racking my brain trying to figure out that damned receipt.

At first I thought it was Tactical Soap w/ his own affiliate link, then I thought maybe it was PO Box fees until I realized you don't ship a PO box (I am an idiot more than I am not) Working theory atm is something Delta 8 or CBD related.
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I was also mesmerized by the receipt last night and I never thought it could be Delta 8 or some type of CBD product, but that is smart. I was thinking tactical soap, mainly because he got a pretty sizeable discount on whatever he bought and he's been known to order multiple bars at once.
 
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i just took a peek at cobra's sub and i saw this face made with fruits or w/e-- i forgot he fucked a fruit!... what i don't remember is how that became known to everyone: did he say that on stream?

also, i was listening this song i like, but days ago i noticed how the voice sounds kinda like Darfliny...

 
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Stygian Evil said:
i just took a peek at cobra's sub and i saw this face made with fruits or w/e-- i forgot he fucked a fruit!... what i don't remember is how that became known to everyone: did he say that on stream?

also, i was listening this song i like, but days ago i noticed how the voice sounds kinda like Darfliny...

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He said it on the Trapped doc. It’s that scene when he’s walking through the field at night. I was amazed he basically told everyone at job corp even though was never caught. That’s when I realised this guy is like super duper tarded

Oh and he also mentioned it felt cold and slimy — like a dead chick (his words). May be where ‘alive’ part comes from
 
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never seen a man that looks this said while eating a taco
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
This is why I got the feels for Josh. He's a good fucking dood. Sometimes.
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Josh was a good natured fella when he wanted to be, at some point in time. Not so much anymore.

I think somewhere in 2018-2019, after his dry spell extended far beyond what he thought it would, something in him just clicked. He was always a depressed person, but it's like the longer he went without companionship, the more depressed he became until eventually he accepted the idea that he'd never have another girlfriend again. Along the way he just got caught in this feedback loop of gender relations rants and alcoholism to cope with it. Now he's just a miserable asshole who's falling apart at rapid pace, and he's decided it's easier to live in the grandiose delusions he's created for himself, and to only surround himself with people who will blow smoke up his ass, than it is to actually do something about his problems.

It's why some of the older guard just stopped watching. Most of the time, it's not funny anymore. It's just sad.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Josh was a good natured fella when he wanted to be, at some point in time. Not so much anymore.

I think somewhere in 2018-2019, after his dry spell extended far beyond what he thought it would, something in him just clicked. He was always a depressed person, but it's like the longer he went without companionship, the more depressed he became until eventually he accepted the idea that he'd never have another girlfriend again. Along the way he just got caught in this feedback loop of gender relations rants and alcoholism to cope with it. Now he's just a miserable asshole who's falling apart at rapid pace, and he's decided it's easier to live in the grandiose delusions he's created for himself, and to only surround himself with people who will blow smoke up his ass, than it is to actually do something about his problems.

It's why some of the older guard just stopped watching. Most of the time, it's not funny anymore. It's just sad.
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Well said. Josh is the only cow I care about. I'm not laughing anymore , I just feel sad for him.

Fuck. Poor guy.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Well said. Josh is the only cow I care about. I'm not laughing anymore , I just feel sad for him.

Fuck. Poor guy.
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I find it hard to decide whether I feel bad for him or not. How much can you blame on his mental illnesses? Sure, a lot of it can be traced back to him just not understanding how reality works because of how he was born. But, at the same time, I can't really say it's 100% the reason why his life is so shit. His #1 problem by far is that he took any kind of helpful advice from his family and did the exact opposite just so he could be a badass. Imagine if he at some point actually listened to his damn father and went and saw a doctor and counselor. His whole identity is doing the opposite of what he should so he can be a "bad boy". He's 31 and still lives by that.

I can't fault him on the addictive behavior, it's an easy trap to fall into when things suck, but everything else could be fixed if he listened to anyone. CLint should just pay Terrence Pop to brainwash Josh with tactical life advice. I guess I empathize with him, but don't really feel bad for him. He could improve 1000% if he really wanted.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
I find it hard to decide whether I feel bad for him or not. How much can you blame on his mental illnesses? Sure, a lot of it can be traced back to him just not understanding how reality works because of how he was born. But, at the same time, I can't really say it's 100% the reason why his life is so shit. His #1 problem by far is that he took any kind of helpful advice from his family and did the exact opposite just so he could be a badass. Imagine if he at some point actually listened to his damn father and went and saw a doctor and counselor. His whole identity is doing the opposite of what he should so he can be a "bad boy". He's 31 and still lives by that.

I can't fault him on the addictive behavior, it's an easy trap to fall into when things suck, but everything else could be fixed if he listened to anyone. CLint should just pay Terrence Pop to brainwash Josh with tactical life advice. I guess I empathize with him, but don't really feel bad for him. He could improve 1000% if he really wanted.
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Speaking of popp
 
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