Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[I Ride Bike]

He did.

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Schools just pass kids like Josh through so they don't have to deal with them much longer, it happens all the time.

 

[Coochiecritters]

I feel like a "Cobrapedia" is a really good idea but this'll be like the second or third impending deletion threat and I feel like the project is best moved elsewhere. Isn't it not even open for registration? Much like Dramatica proper, nobody will be willing to sign up and work if it could potentially just get shitcanned in general for one reason or another.

How does one go about archiving it?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I feel like a "Cobrapedia" is a really good idea but this'll be like the second or third impending deletion threat and I feel like the project is best moved elsewhere. Isn't it not even open for registration? Much like Dramatica proper, nobody will be willing to sign up and work if it could potentially just get shitcanned in general for one reason or another.

Same. I was going to start one years ago but someone beat me to it. I'd be happy to host and back it if there's enough interest.

 

[NoosJunki]

Clint tried a lot. When he got kicked out of his last place, Clint tried to get him help with his addiction and cobra screamed at him. Hell, one times he suggest cobra getting help for his anger/violence/rape issues and he put the recording on a fuckin’ song. Cobra doesn’t care. He’s a shitty person.

Okay now I'm convinced he's like the Steven Universe Who Laughs or some shit

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Schools just pass kids like Josh through so they don't have to deal with them much longer, it happens all the time.

True, but like I legitimately thought he was kicked out entirely. That yearbook photo was completely new to me.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'd be happy to host and back it if there's enough interest.

There's interest until people have to write articles, and then they don't. I think there's 2-3 people who've written/edited the majority of articles. It's a lot of work for no real benefit, so I don't really blame people for being disinterested.

Edit: I'm not really attentive with The Cobrapedia these days, I'm preoccupied with other things but if this happens again and you happen to notice it before I do, send me a DM on here and I'll revert it.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Why are you sourcing info from The_Boglim when my post is still out there.

The old reign is dead. Long live the new crazier reign.

 

[Ironic3and4]

The old reign is dead. Long live the new crazier reign.

If you are into texting him bullshit everyday that's on you bud.

 

[CerealKilla420]

Do you like Gothic King Cobra JFS? His early work was a little too Christian for my tastes, but when Satan's Bell came out in '22, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh no

 

[RollingRock]

Oh no

I skipped through it. Ramen, liquid smoke, soysauce, hardboiled eggs, canned salmon, canned sardines, cheese, hot sauce. Boglim bowl taste test at 23:42 (timestamped)

 

[VeronicaDunham]

Is that a receipt at 21:49? Did he spend $80 on something dumb again instead of saving / investing in his "business" ? Maybe save it for next time you need to ship wands so you don't have to wait for the funds to clear?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is that a receipt at 21:49? Did he spend $80 on something dumb again instead of saving / investing in his "business" ? Maybe save it for next time you need to ship wands so you don't have to wait for the funds to clear?

You must be new. He doesn’t make good financial decisions.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

You must be new. He doesn’t make good financial decisions.

Bro I've been in it since Apartment 1 lol; I've just been racking my brain trying to figure out that damned receipt.

At first I thought it was Tactical Soap w/ his own affiliate link, then I thought maybe it was PO Box fees until I realized you don't ship a PO box (I am an idiot more than I am not) Working theory atm is something Delta 8 or CBD related.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Oh no

At 8:20 he opens a penknife like a normal person for a change non of that tricky badboy shit he likes to do.

Also -

I'm counting at least 9 empty booze bottles there all of them spirits, at least get rid of your empties Josh.

 

[RollingRock]

I can guarantee someone like Cobes collects different shaped liquor bottles

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

At 8:20 he opens a penknife like a normal person for a change non of that tricky badboy shit he likes to do.

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I'm counting at least 9 empty booze bottles there all of them spirits, at least get rid of your empties Josh.

Maybe he’ll try to get every last drop out of ‘em. Totally not an alcoholic toobz

 

[Clint's Burden]

Banjo Bill has been around for a while but I don't believe he's been on camera. He's not a new name regardless.

For people who don't know, I can do a quick run down.

Banjo Bill used to live in Josh's old apartment complex upstairs. Once in a blue moon, he'd come down and just hand Josh a couple of beers, smokes, cigarillos, shit like that.

At one point, he just woke up one day and stole Josh's smokers pole. He posted a ransom note on the subreddit, it was pretty clear he was just fucking around and he was gunna bring it back downstairs in a couple of days. Subreddit jannies threatened to rat him out to the police for property theft, which it technically was, and he returned it within the hour, ending what was potentially a funny murder-mystery saga in a single day.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

For people who don't know, I can do a quick run down.

Banjo Bill used to live in Josh's old apartment complex upstairs. Once in a blue moon, he'd come down and just hand Josh a couple of beers, smokes, cigarillos, shit like that.

At one point, he just woke up one day and stole Josh's smokers pole. He posted a ransom note on the subreddit, it was pretty clear he was just fucking around and he was gunna bring it back downstairs in a couple of days. Subreddit jannies threatened to rat him out to the police for property theft, which it technically was, and he returned it within the hour, ending what was potentially a funny murder-mystery saga in a single day.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Josh buy that thing so he could have a easy place to source fag ends? Like picking them off the floor wasn't bad enough he tried to use it to harvest fag ends on a industrial scale.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Josh buy that thing so he could have a easy place to source fag ends? Like picking them off the floor wasn't bad enough he tried to use it to harvest fag ends on a industrial scale.

Most likely. He did say he was collecting buds from it since his neighbors were using it