Oh I'm sure somebody would buy it, try to clean it up and flip it but that house will still have the stigma of having been attached to Chris.
In the kind of job a retard would qualify for, a bunch of misdemeanors is barely even a big deal. He'd probably be worse if he'd been prosecuted for shoplifting.
You forgot the exorcist.
Imagine being one of the guys in the crew that ends uo working on the house...opening the door to have those foul odors hit you in the face, and seeing all the holes and dicks all over the walls...
And the infestations, and the probably severely compromised structure. They just need to raze the whole building and replace it with one of those modular houses or someshit. Or just leave it an empty lot.
Most house flippers have seen worse, I'm sure. 14 Branchland is fairly average for the shit they deal with.
And yet at night when the wind goes dead silent and not a star can be seen in the sky, will you ever so faintly hear the soft echoing of one word... Julay. Even people who don't believe in ghosts or the supernatural have said that there are times where faint imprints of a house will always echo from the walls.
You can still hear the Windows XP error noises as well.
You joke but its true. Drug charges, kill a guy? No one cares onces you do your time. Steal a 5 dollar, shitty little trinket? Your fucked pretty much forever, especially because not only do you get the criminal record, you can also be entered into things like APIS which is sorta a database for people who shoplift/steal. I know you can get your record wiped but I think APIS might be permanent.
It's funny, but it was dead serious. Chris's crime, while fucked up, makes him a danger maybe to elderly relatives he has custody over. He still probably wouldn't get a job being alone with any such vulnerable people, but he wouldn't be a menace as a grocery bagger. If you had a practice of hiring speds, you'd probably have employed someone with even worse crimes.
Yeah the ghost of 8 year old Chris and his dog haunt the grounds from what I hear.
I think that's the best ending.
They need to raise it, perform an exorcism on the land itself, and then rebuild.
One would think, but Chris isn't shy in real life, especially when macking on women. His early writings describe many times of him just randomly going up to women and asking them out, or if they wanted a boyfriend, etc... At a job like a bagger, he would have access to anything with a vagina, at any age, unless too fat. Even despite his creepiness, Chris doesn't like to shutup being around people, and would go on and on about whatever. Stocking shelves during the overnight shift would probably be best.
Man I can tell you never lived in the hood or worked in a factory.
Chris would never be able to make it in an industrial setting. He'd probably break euipment or burn the place down lmao. He barely made it as a useless piece of shit.
