Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

My wife said that the Dan-O's seasoning (that Fatass couldn't even spell correctly) is big on TikTok, so that's definitely where he saw it from. Fatass' Instagram account is also private, so the message he got from them to try it out was likely an advertisement.
We got a nice shot of Fatass' meds next to the Profile bottle. It was so nice of the pharmacy to give him a bottle that's not child-safe, so he can open it easily!

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Chiming in here because in our discord, someone said the phone # is associated with a vet’s office. So they are Hope pills. For what I don’t know, because $3500 quality MACKbook editing skills.

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

ASMR:

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The Wendigo was very pleased that night.

 

[Din Djarin]

Tammy must have taken Hope to work with her again, because Jack is schizo posting on Boomerbook like there’s no tomorrow.

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"The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" was a good movie, Jack. Leave Nicolas Cage alone.

 

[DontEatThat]

"The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" was a good movie, Jack. Leave Nicolas Cage alone.

Its a good movie and enjoyable. However "The Unbelievable Weight of Lackluster Talent" staring Jack Scalfani has yet to break even.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Chiming in here because in our discord, someone said the phone # is associated with a vet’s office. So they are Hope pills. For what I don’t know, because $3500 quality MACKbook editing skills.

Must've been some cheap meds since mushbrain was willing to pay for it.

Sorry, make Tammy pay for it.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Jr posted some cringe on his Insta
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Spoiler: Huge Picture

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I thought Junior worked out.

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Jack was way too giddy about that vinegar bottle. He called it his favorite bottle, but says it's just for cleaning. I call bullshit, there's no reason this lazy fuck would be that excited about anything not involving consumption. Furthermore he was way too happy describing Hope going into sneezing fits after "sniffing" the vinegar. That bottle is absolutely for spraying Hope, which in and of itself isn't bad. It's a painless way to discipline a dog, although I'm not sure if spraying vinegar in their face is ok depending on the concentration. What makes me upset is how fucking happy he is about it. He clearly is getting off on pushing that puppy around. What an absolutely vile human.

I don't even care about the recipe in this one. Die Jack, die!

Fucking amateur. All these years, he still leaves the membrane on the ribs. He claimed the membrane helps keep the meat intact. He says he likes to put mustard because you get a hint of the taste. Bullshit. The mustard is used to help bind the rub to the meat. and create a nice bark. Never seen him use mustard before.

 

[desudesu]

And I bet fatty devoured all the meats in that danos bbq video in a single day. I’d be genuinely surprised if he did meal prepping for the week.

 

[Joycondrift]

There's no sense in keeping the membrane on if you don't even cook the meat long enough for the cartilage and connective tissues to break down.

 

[ZipDisk]

You all had a lot of pet advice but didn't realize the dog actually hates jack. It's not playing, it's trying to escape his hold.

As to the handwringing about Tammy, who gives a fuck? Just don't tap the glass. She's a horrible person and I'm sure her coworkers realize it.

Myfitnesspal has never been opened.

Of course he'd use OCR for swiping. He's got a fat coach!

Hat stickers: New Balance are fucking insane about their stickers.

They claim to NEVER replace the stickers, and that they are a sign of quality and sportsmanship. (Not shoplifting)

Slowjack sounds like idiocracy doctor. "Chill scro"

Junior haet trees!

The only way I want Jack doing a month of Julia Child is if it's proctored. And they hit him every time he fucks up. Like he hits his dog.

As for Jack not showing preparation, it's because Tammy has to do it all now.

 

[Aaway]

conspiracy theorist jack is back. also, based mary flack

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Internet tech guru warns against YouTube chefs who steal recipes. WATCH OUT!

 

[DarkShark]

My wife said that the Dan-O's seasoning (that Fatass couldn't even spell correctly) is big on TikTok, so that's definitely where he saw it from. Fatass' Instagram account is also private, so the message he got from them to try it out was likely an advertisement.
We got a nice shot of Fatass' meds next to the Profile bottle. It was so nice of the pharmacy to give him a bottle that's not child-safe, so he can open it easily!

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Dan-O’s has been hitting content creators with affiliate codes HARD lately. I see at least six “sponsored” reels a day, and I only follow one food vlogger. That said, I’m pretty sure I saw the seasoning on special at one of the warehouse clubs (sams maybe?) so it’s no surprise Jack bought it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Never seen him use mustard before.

That's because he never has. In every video he's ever done it's always just the seasoning. He's never used yellow mustard before which is in itself odd as that's a big thing for people who do a lot of smoking. And no. You don't taste it afterwards. So like usual Mushbrain is lying.

 

[desudesu]

Internet tech guru warns against YouTube chefs who steal recipes. WATCH OUT!

This was unexpectedly hilarious. I hope there's more content that parodies/makes fun of Fat Jack.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I went back through Jack's "Smoking/Grilling/BBQing" playlist which as of today has 125 videos. What I found is that other than this most recent video, Jack has never used yellow mustard as a binder for dry rub. To season his meat, Jack usually puts dry seasoning directly on the meat with no binder; sometimes he uses a wet sauce as a marinade with no extra seasoning. I would estimate this breakdown at 90% vs 10% respectively. I think I saw one video where he used BBQ sauce as a binder for dry rub.

Actually he hardly uses yellow mustard in his smoking videos at all. He does use it as a sauce ingredient in the following videos:

• [3-2-1 RIBS - TRAGER SMOKING] Jack makes sauce with yellow mustard for the base, which he also uses as binder for his shitty dry rub.
• [Tennessee Fire BBQ Chicken] Jack includes yellow mustard in the marinade/sauce and doesn't add any dry rub on top.
• [Georgia Gold Chicken] Besides yellow mustard, he uses an unholy amount of molasses in the sauce.

So Mr. "I Like To Use Yellow Mustard On My Ribs" is a liar, but I think we all knew that already.

Bonus content:

Jack on the scooty-puff:


Just look at these beauties

 

[Aaway]

twinpeaksrestaurant twinspeakrestaurant is a chain last i recall so yeah, no shit they won't list their prices online considering they probably vary by location

also, isn't twinpeaksrestaurant one of those places where the waitresses wear revealing tops? like a hooters or tilted kilt type place? i have a hard time believing the scalfattys would eat at a place like that

 

[ZipDisk]

holy shit the one in twine looks like a skinned arm. YAUTJA JACK up in this bitch.

 

[Gnac]

holy shit the one in twine looks like a skinned arm. YAUTJA JACK up in this bitch.

The one on the left is his liver - he won't be needing it for much longer.

 

[Buck Mullet]

twinpeaksrestaurant twinspeakrestaurant is a chain last i recall so yeah, no shit they won't list their prices online considering they probably vary by location

also, isn't twinpeaksrestaurant one of those places where the waitresses wear revealing tops? like a hooters or tilted kilt type place? i have a hard time believing the scalfattys would eat at a place like that

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Just perused the menu, and it's pretty much what you'd expect from a sports bar type place. Why is fatty angy because the prices aren't listed? Common sense would tell you it's because it varies per location, and the grub is so similar to other chains you can easily ballpark what items cost. What, does he need an exact number before ordering? Also, it's hilarious he thinks anyone would need a warning about a restaurant being new, most folks consider that to be part of the fun in trying it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

twinpeaksrestaurant twinspeakrestaurant is a chain last i recall so yeah, no shit they won't list their prices online considering they probably vary by location

also, isn't twinpeaksrestaurant one of those places where the waitresses wear revealing tops? like a hooters or tilted kilt type place? i have a hard time believing the scalfattys would eat at a place like that

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Just an example of Mushbrain being a Mushbrain. If he bothers to use the website he can see the Cool Springs location and all the prices are listed there if he chooses "Pick up". Doesn't mean he has to order it that way but it's easy enough to find.

But what would a good Christian man like Mushbrain be doing doing to a Breasterant like Twin Peaks? Is he trying to pretend like he's not a massive faggot?