Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

Tumbo said:
Can anyone say for certain that he's an alcoholic I definitely suspect he is however I'm not sure how much implicit confirmation he's given and he obviously lies and hides shit so who really knows.
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Check a look at his old vlogs from years ago. There is always a massive bottle of gin or some other beverage on a desk or counter half empty.
 
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Corpun said:
Check a look at his old vlogs from years ago. There is always a massive bottle of gin or some other beverage on a desk or counter half empty.
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Combine it with his DSP tries it where he basically consumes fast food for clicks and you know where it ends. Yes when Panda was living with him his diet improved but the Panda is now gone. And it seems that the Horse isn't cooking as good (and Phil can't cook healthy meals even if his life depends on it) if she even does it at the moment. Maybe Doordash has become their main source of food
 
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Balr0g said:
Combine it with his DSP tries it where he basically consumes fast food for clicks and you know where it ends. Yes when Panda was living with him his diet improved but the Panda is now gone. And it seems that the Horse isn't cooking as good (and Phil can't cook healthy meals even if his life depends on it) if she even does it at the moment. Maybe Doordash has become their main source of food
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I seriously doubt the horse was ever a good cook. Remember she out sour cream on French toast because she couldn't sniff it first. Phil probably hated it and decided they would doordash every day and Lhet agreed because she didn't even have to bother making food for his hooves to jam down his gullet anymore.
 
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Sometimes I forget how even more strange he looks from the side than the front

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Oliveoil said:
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More taxes?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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It seems like his arms are shrinking by the day. Those arms are literally just bones covered with skin.

Not even trying to meme or just rip on phil because I dont like him but I highly doubt he could even curl a 10 lb dumbbell with those arms just one time.
 
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Coke Zero said:
It seems like his arms are shrinking by the day. Those arms are literally just bones covered with skin.

Not even trying to meme or just rip on phil because I dont like him but I highly doubt he could even curl a 10 lb dumbbell with those arms just one time.
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He will want you to believe his is a former bodybuilder though.

Oh wait he retconned that, his dad had a gym membership he used and was jacked.

Oh wait he retconned that too, his dad had gym equipment in the basement he used time to time until his crippling bACK injury and stupid fucking trolls made up the body builder stuff.
 
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Oliveoil said:
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Phil.
You are YELLOW.
How does one man change shades so many times?
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Clearly he's fairly uncertain about what filter he should use to appear differently for his audience, I don't think this an older habit, I think he's recently been toying around with his filter more often ever since he's decided to completely forgo doing his pre stream with the slides and has opted for his shitty webcam, or if he did in the past he was not very vocal about it and only did it a minimal amount so people could hardly notice the changes.

Also the premise of someone like Phil doing this who looks like absolute shit is truly laughable, this is like instagram thot behaviour, scrolling thoroughly through all the different filter options to look more appealing, some days you have Phil almost as white as Casper the ghost and then some days he's almost as yellow like a generic Simpson's character.

Phil buddy if you're insecure about your looks (and no offence here, alotta men are) please just work on your facial hair so it looks more even and centred, not only do you have a stroke mouth sometimes but your goatee looks like it's having one now as well.
 
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Hi Phil, you know you trying to ''flex'' with empty WHITE boxes behind you makes the piss colour filter you put on to be less Ghoulish stand out mate.

Or you could go outside for and hour or two each day. But of course you want to hide your bad health with a press of a button rather than do something about it

Enjoy your $30's for your day off from ranting to a webcam mate. You fkn earned every penny :story:
 
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UncleTusky said:
Adding a few more to your list: If you take Phil at his word he has a back injury, had burns to his face, heartburn/acid reflux, and chronic ear infections. The back injury is a "maybe" because he walks/waddles funny but his explanations of how it happened are mutually incompatible, the burns are obvious BS and the ear infections may be BS because he leaks showed he never saw a doctor for them but heartburn is credible. I suspect he may have vitamin/nutrient deficiencies as well due to his fast-food diet and lack of Vitamin D from being a shutin. He also has weird twitches/tremors in his face, no idea what causes those but a stroke is one possibility. If you want to be petty and twist the knife you could add balding to the list. It's not really an illness but it can be treated by doctors and Phil gets absurdly defensive when people point out his bald spots. Only in the Pigverse could going bald be more of a concern than a possible stroke before age 40.

If we expand the diagnoses to the mental health front he likely has autism, NPD, and paranoia and may have an anxiety disorder. He denies these but has claimed to have depression and to have been put on multiple psych meds in high school because he was stalking a girl.

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Jaundice refers to yellow skin, in the recent unfiltered photo from the main thread he looked pale as a ghost:
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Edit x2: added more sperging.
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Adding in case you missed:
Postnasal drip
Allergies
Frank's Sign
Snoring
Hair loss
Brain damage (undiagnosed)
 
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Meerkat Ink said:
If he's this fucked up I'm starting to think Momma & Poppa Burnell might be related. The shape of his head is the ultimate inbred vibe.
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According to Phil hos mom is/was a chain smoker and smoked when she was pregnant with him.

This is Phil we are talking about though and you should take these stories with a grain of salt, this is the same guy who claims his parents routinely cheated on each other yet never moved to file for divorce.

If his stories are true for all we know Dave and Phil aren't father and son at all.
 
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