Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[AnOminous]

Jim has the advantage of being virtually anonymous while everyone he's fighting with are trying to make a name for themselves. It's a strange dynamic with people chasing this invisible entity only because he has lots of online clout.

And that's Jim after being doxed. That's part of why it was a faildox even despite being correct. It's not unique that a dox doesn't provide new information. What do we know more about Jim than we knew before his doxing? About nothing of any interest. The usual win of a successful doxing is the person in question freaks the fuck out and provides entertainment. Did Jim do that? Of course not.

 

[Reversal]

Ralph should stop being so defensive about eating poop. There is literal video evidence. No way in hell can I be bothered to find it, but I distinctly remember there was one Killstream where Ralph goes on a diatribe about eating ass and all the other cohosts were audibly grossed out. IIRC Gator, Flam, and Bibble were there. It was weird af. The point is he admitted to it before, Is it just because Jim is now laughing at him about it? Be proud of who you are Ralph!

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph should stop being so defensive about eating poop. There is literal video evidence. No way in hell can I be bothered to find it, but I distinctly remember there was one Killstream where Ralph goes on a diatribe about eating ass and all the other cohosts were audibly grossed out. IIRC Gator, Flam, and Bibble were there. It was weird af. The point is he admitted to it before, Is it just because Jim is now laughing at him about it? Be proud of who you are Ralph!

It might be because the nigger sphere (of which Ralph is apart of) is obsessed with eating ass.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I've never seen such a concentrated amount of homosexual mannerisms as Nick Fuentes displays.
It's like he's acting a caricature of a gay man.
He makes Frank N Furter look manly, it's really quite something.
Thing he does where he folds his limp wrists in front of his chest, what the fuck even is that?
Shit like that makes me believe that story about Nick being a plant to make right wingers look like idiots.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Baked Alaska is terrible. He's a big loud retard who had to lumber in and try to get as much attention for himself as possible. If anything the feds should lock him up for ruining my show.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph was the most hilarious though, he came on in and let Jim have it. The Cozy Hitman took no hostages and let us all know that actually no he did not eat shit, but if he did he would tell us it was delicious. Amazin'.

"I did not have metabolic synthesis with that feces." *exhales* hnnrgh

 

[Wormy]

I do feel bad for Nick, I genuinely think he has actually become more immature and far, far less focussed on serious political action as time has gone on due to all the small and large ways the media, social media, and the law have fucked with him. It's caused his world to slowly but steadily shrink leaving him with no chance of a normal life after this and now all his remaining yes men are apparently insane degenerates and a horde of zoomers who just want to be edgy while playing pretend that America First is a viable political reform platform.

There are plenty of people who've been fucked with and didn't deteriorate like this.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Ralph should stop being so defensive about eating poop. There is literal video evidence. No way in hell can I be bothered to find it, but I distinctly remember there was one Killstream where Ralph goes on a diatribe about eating ass and all the other cohosts were audibly grossed out. IIRC Gator, Flam, and Bibble were there. It was weird af. The point is he admitted to it before, Is it just because Jim is now laughing at him about it? Be proud of who you are Ralph!

Everyone remembers where they were when Ralph sunk the thumb and ate the shit, just like how everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened or when JFK got shot.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

And that's Jim after being doxed. That's part of why it was a faildox even despite being correct. It's not unique that a dox doesn't provide new information. What do we know more about Jim than we knew before his doxing? About nothing of any interest. The usual win of a successful doxing is the person in question freaks the fuck out and provides entertainment. Did Jim do that? Of course not.

It even seems like he has dealt with retards going to his house and he just ignores the door. He just doesn't make obvious mistakes like everyone else, and people don't get that. It's what separates the lolcows from the normal terminally online.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph should stop being so defensive about eating poop. There is literal video evidence. No way in hell can I be bothered to find it, but I distinctly remember there was one Killstream where Ralph goes on a diatribe about eating ass and all the other cohosts were audibly grossed out. IIRC Gator, Flam, and Bibble were there. It was weird af. The point is he admitted to it before, Is it just because Jim is now laughing at him about it? Be proud of who you are Ralph!

That's not even what people are talking about.

Just in case everyone isn't aware: The sex tape shows him putting his thumb in Faiths ass. He pulls it out and there appears to be a brown smudge on his thumb. He pulls his hand out of view, you can hear a loud sniff, and when the thumb comes back in view, the smudge is gone.
Ralph licked Faith's shit off his thumb is the logical conclusion.

 

[MeltyTW]

and now all his remaining yes men are apparently insane degenerates and a horde of zoomers who just want to be edgy while playing pretend that America First is a viable political reform platform.

nick purposefully and knowingly created that situation even during his height or before though.

Ralph was the most hilarious though, he came on in and let Jim have it. The Cozy Hitman took no hostages and let us all know that actually no he did not eat shit, but if he did he would tell us it was delicious. Amazin'.

he wont eat the bugs but hell call shit delicious. smh

 

[Burd Turglar]

That was hands down the gayest shit I've put myself through in quite some time. The kid hosting is fucking retarded. Baked is legit dumb, how anyone has ever fell for his grifts is beyond me. Nick is morphing into Ralph with all his hollering and either full on ignoring or avoiding any good point Jim occasionally has. The cancer aids clearly has stunted Jims old cleverness and quickness. And Ralph was just being Ralph. I love watching the dumpster fire that is Ralphs existence but I hate actually listening to him talk, its fucking painful.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

That was hands down the gayest shit I've put myself through in quite some time. The kid hosting is fucking retarded. Baked is legit dumb, how anyone has ever fell for his grifts is beyond me. Nick is morphing into Ralph with all his hollering and either full on ignoring or avoiding any good point Jim occasionally has. The cancer aids clearly has stunted Jims old cleverness and quickness. And Ralph was just being Ralph. I love watching the dumpster fire that is Ralphs existence but I hate actually listening to him talk, its fucking painful.

Nick fagtuents is clearly the chosen one as the next host for Ethan’s gunt, it’s already rotting his brain and making him holler. Soon Ralph will die and his gunt will detach itself and go to Nick where it will take him over fully and perpetuate its existence. Watch soon Nick will start drinking and then he’ll experiment with drugs, then he’ll start banging the most BPD of his gay cat bois to try and impregnate them, he won’t realize it’s too late until the last moment of clarity hits him before he huffs shit off his thumb.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

I am still in absolute fucking shock that Ralph literally joined the stream explicitly to talk about eating poop.

Spoiler: Hog comes in to HOLLA

Your average IQ person would realize that bringing attention to something you're embarrassed about is going to bring more attention to it. It also doesn't help that Ethan cannot lie to save his life. Everything from his inflection to being fake calm just reeks (in this case literally) of dishonesty.

Nick though, absolute trainwreck. He doesn't know how to handle banter AT ALL. He. Will. Not. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I get being excited to debate someone but dear god, he won't let a single joke land or interact with Jim to be funny. The knife bit is my favorite because Nick does everything in his power to try to be funny then Jim makes an ACTUAL JOKE and Nick immediately has to try to deflect it rather than have an actual comeback.

Spoiler: Knife bit

Spoiler: Two knives

Nick after taking Jim's advice

 

[MelloYello]

It even seems like he has dealt with retards going to his house and he just ignores the door.

Ralph has already one tard-slapfight under his belt after showing up at someone's doorstep, drunk and belligerent.
However, unlike Digibro, both Jim and Jade own firearms....
I suppose suicide-by-castle-doctrine would be as good an ending as any to the Gunt's storyline.
That, or contracting brain-parasites from huffing feces.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Has anyone added the "another all time banger from the killstream" clip over Ralph being made fun of for eating shit?

 

[Popper Whiting]

That's not even what people are talking about.

Just in case everyone isn't aware: The sex tape shows him putting his thumb in Faiths ass. He pulls it out and there appears to be a brown smudge on his thumb. He pulls his hand out of view, you can hear a loud sniff, and when the thumb comes back in view, the smudge is gone.
Ralph licked Faith's shit off his thumb is the logical conclusion.

Didn't Adrienne Blair confirm on stream Ralph had a scat/fart fetish and an ass obsession?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Didn't Adrienne Blair confirm on stream Ralph had a scat/fart fetish and an ass obsession?

Whether or not she did is irrelevant when we have all seen the tape of him fingering Faiths asshole and huffing.

 

[Moonfairy]

Something I've noticed when people attack metokur is trying to bring attention to his whole "disaffected funny man" act, and maybe I'm just insane but I feel like there's more to Jim's success than just being detached. Either through dishonesty or just low IQ stopgaps they fail to realize that as fun as it is to just watch someone make fun of crazy people on the internet, the things which make Jim genuinely upset are equally as endearing to his character. Pedos, Zoophiles, Flaggots, etc. that's he's put on blast much harder than anything when he was making fun of some stupid art.

Jim just comes off as a person who enjoys having fun on the Internet, but has a set of rigid principles he abides by. Something none of these people seem capable of understanding, and so all their playground tier insults will just slide off. It's really an amazing display and definitely shows how little they're actually capable of learning.

 

[Stoneheart]

Didn't Adrienne Blair confirm on stream Ralph had a scat/fart fetish and an ass obsession?

like 1/3rd of the population. Scat is a very very common fetish.