The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

“Armed right wing militia on their property killing their livestock.”

The armed right wing militia on their property killing their livestock is coming from inside the house!

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Also, still waiting on even one single bit of photographic proof that any of the things they've said actually happened.

It's astounding that they've been under armed siege and had firefights, yet the same smartphones they use to take photos of their shitty burrito night atrocities don't seem to work when it comes to taking snaps of Earl and His Henchmen.

It is a mystery. It's almost as if it's all either part of their collective delusion, or part of their collective scam. Much like their belief that they are actually women in that regard.

Trans people detransitioning with tons of evidence and first-hand accounts? Never happens!


Massive Right-Wing militia committing constant hate crimes and fuckery on your land with zero evidence? TOTALLY HAPPENED YOU GUIZE

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

The alpaca are better off being processed and the meat given to poor communities before they waste away any further, they're constantly being shuffled around since nobody wants them. They're really a sunk cost animal that's kept for fun and there's not going to be enough places to split the herd, especially these carelessly bred animals that aren't going to have a clear lineage of fiber quality. If they keep waiting until the animals are further starved then good meat will go to total waste, not that these retards care or understand.

 

[Meiwaku]

I gotta say, these incels ruined Alpacas for me. I can never look at one again, buy their fiber for crafts, admire someones hobby farm, without thinking of the Tranch. I wasn't a huge Alpaca fan to begin with, but these faggots single (man)handedly drove me from ever wanting to touch any alpaca paraphernalia in the future.

"I am become Earl, Destroyer of Worlds"

 

[AnOminous]

The green board that was there since the 60s or whenever would have mitigated that problem.

They would literally have done better by whoever ends up owning this heap by just leaving that in place and making some cosmetic cover-ups to make it look better. Instead they did. . .this. Doing nothing would have been better.

It's astounding that they've been under armed siege and had firefights, yet the same smartphones they use to take photos of their shitty burrito night atrocities don't seem to work when it comes to taking snaps of Earl and His Henchmen.

And yet, the community they accuse of being violent bigots forcing them to live under armed siege also, according to the troons, loves them and thinks they're brave and beautiful too.

 

[Richard Cheese]

I gotta say, these incels ruined Alpacas for me. I can never look at one again, buy their fiber for crafts, admire someones hobby farm, without thinking of the Tranch. I wasn't a huge Alpaca fan to begin with, but these faggots single (man)handedly drove me from ever wanting to touch any alpaca paraphernalia in the future.

"I am become Earl, Destroyer of Worlds"

Gaze upon Michael and be healed. Empty head, full heart.

Anyway, Kevin is fat and even his dilators won't have sex with him.

 

[JoshPlz]

The collapse was only ever a question of time. Mental illness and polyamory are not sustainable.

 

[Coccxys]

Phil got a new toy






What a shit heap that room is. Seriously if you're showing off your fancy new purchase for your latest grift why do it on your bed with the room in that state?

Also "came in" meaning they probably bought it rather than get it gifted. They can't even make an honest living (ignoring the quality of their work) without passing it all away on fancy new stuff. I wonder if these jobs are actually breaking even, I get reinvesting money into your business but there needs to be strategy there.

Also tranch getting ready to go full militia

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Like that sander's going to fix their fuck-ups and make pro contractors out of them.
Currently unavailable on amazon.com and amazon.ca, amazon.de lists it at $135 US.

Also tranch getting ready to go full militia

TRANNY WACO TRANNY WACO

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Phil got a new toy

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What a shit heap that room is. Seriously if you're showing off your fancy new purchase for your latest grift why do it on your bed with the room in that state?

Also "came in" meaning they probably bought it rather than get it gifted. They can't even make an honest living (ignoring the quality of their work) without passing it all away on fancy new stuff. I wonder if these jobs are actually breaking even, I get reinvesting money into your business but there needs to be strategy there.

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They should use that sander to buff the crevasses out of Kevin's forehead...

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Sounds like Penny is about to launch another false fag op.

Kevin -- the resident inflation fetishist -- will be tasked with sneaking outside under cover of darkness to overinflate the tires of their vehicles. As everyone knows, overinflated tires are to troons as garlic is to vampires.

Then they can claim Earl is back, bigger and badder than ever! Time for a new GoFundMe!

Ah, who am I kidding. Kevin actually lift a finger to do anything? He hasn't got the spoons.

 

[Bob_]

What violence is he referring to? Is this about the bill or mandate or whatever that Peetz was freaking out about?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I would love to see one shred, one iota of proof that ANYONE trespassed on their property! I might even take back some of the mean things I've said! (I mean I won't but still!)

They accuse us of lying about the ranch, but anything we might get wrong is dwarfed by the whoppers told by their fans.

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What a shit heap that room is. Seriously if you're showing off your fancy new purchase for your latest grift why do it on your bed with the room in that state?

Good Lord, the hoarding. What the hell is Arkham Horror and why do they need five copies of it?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

They accuse us of lying about the ranch, but anything we might get wrong is dwarfed by the whoppers told by their fans.


Good Lord, the hoarding. What the hell is Arkham Horror and why do they need five copies of it?

And the absolute state of that office chair, I've only seen that kind of damage when someone basically lives in the chair 24/7...

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

There's no way the local authorities would be happy with 200 herd animals roaming free over roads.

I wonder if the alpaca could survive on their own in colorado. Surely their chances would be increased from the 0 they are now.

But would it be a "colombia now has 200+ hippos" situation in 10 years from massive amounts of alpaca breeding?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

And here is some recent evidence:
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This was a hilarious read, thank you for compiling. I honestly forgot that they have so many supporters that believe this shit without question.

Phil got a new toy
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This is just fucking horrifying, we almost need a spoiler for that shit. The longer you look at it, the worse it gets. Penny’s face is the first thing my eyes zeroed in on, I don’t need to go into detail with that. You notice that he has a towel wrapped around his head and he is in his pajamas, in his cluttered and filthy bedroom. Bits of trash on the floor and scattered cables behind him, and stuffed animals galore on the wall near a bunch of trading cards hanging on the wall plus other clutter. But nothing can possibly top the Pinkie Pie pictures on the wall.

Also, I kept my notifs on this whole time, so for the past two months, I’d see that they interacted with random trans tweets like this one that was posted half an hour ago. [A]

I feel like this is a threat

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The armed right wing militia on their property killing their livestock is coming from inside the house!

Their starving of numerous animals and the inability to maintain a square foot of land was a false flag in trying to get people to believe Earl and his gang of Neo Nazis Chudcels are besieging the Tranch.

 

[: Required]

Phil got a new toy




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I legitimately lol’ed at this image. I can just imagine him thinking “fuck, I didn’t make any effort to pretend to be a woman today; better wrap a towel around my head for this photo like I’ve seen women do in movies…”

Edit: nevermind, I just noticed he cocked his knee a little bit like a cartoon of a little girl might do. Now he’s totally a beautiful lady.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Still waiting on the autopsy results, you lying fucks.

Aren't we all...

41% is rookie numbers.

 

[Amphitrite]

1. Kevin
2. Penny
3. Jen
4. Boner
5. Sky
6. Alyssa
7. Gash
8. Wedge
9. Neck
10. Jarrod

Should be able to round out the cast with some outside troons, and I feel like I'm forgetting someone major.

Daisy?