Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Next Task said:
Most parents end up with their vocabularies influenced by their children. The most obvious one is when parents call each other Mom and Dad, but there's all sorts of childish words that an adult wouldn't ordinarily use but because they're around kids all the time it just affects how they speak now.

But Rick isn't a parent by any definition except biological. So you'd have to wonder where he's getting 'prezzies' from. The poor black children he grinds up in his basement? The troons having 'the girlhood I should have had' that he lusts after on Reddit? Watching a lot of Australian TV?
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His gay wife
 
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Man who has been unemployed for over a decade is puzzled by the work ethic of others:

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Next Task said:
But Rick isn't a parent by any definition except biological. So you'd have to wonder where he's getting 'prezzies' from. The poor black children he grinds up in his basement? The troons having 'the girlhood I should have had' that he lusts after on Reddit? Watching a lot of Australian TV?
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Too fat to say the ends of words?
 
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Hopefully once Elon buys Twitter this is enough to get him permanently banned


Plaintiff is fat said:
lol at the beast in blue to the left that's occupying two seats

hopefully the old man on the front is a rascal that sat there so his phone microphone picked up the audio real good

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his neck is mesmerizing
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HavenT gained an ounce of weighT, atalker. Imagine being this delusional about your faTness
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
How is leftism the politics of low status individuals? Hollywood, Colleges, Disney, Facebook, etc. seem to imply otherwise.

I'm just wondering how you reached that conclusion.
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"Status" in that context basically means value as a mate. Low status might be an expression of bad genes, low intelligence, poor health, a mental/emotional state incompatible being a good mate and these are conveyed using extremely complex systems of signals to other people in your social group. Low status individuals tend to congregate around power systems that compensate for their inability to signal status. Practically speaking this is why every avowed communist you have ever met likely inspired personal disgust and contempt.
 
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Oh Jesus... #PrayForFilthyPierre

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I don't know how relatable this will be, but if any of you are the creative one in your group of friends/family, you will hopefully get what I mean when I say Pat's elevator pitches for his shitty books always remind me of when someone tries to give you ideas for what you should write/draw and they are always universally horrible and cringe, but you don't wanna hurt their feelings so you have to smile and say 'haha yeah, maybe...'

Fortunately Pat is a prick so I have no problem letting him know his ideas are horrible and cringe and wouldn't even have been clever 10 years ago when shit like 'Pride & Prejudice & Zombies' was somehow marketable.
 
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I can’t believe he’s calling his fanfic “A Christmas Carnage.” What a hack.

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Man who has been unemployed for over a decade is puzzled by the work ethic of others:

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As if Mr. Thomas would behave differently if he had power. He only wrote that tweet because he doesn’t agree with Hatch. A politician favored by the ham would be considered a good and faithful servant, no doubt.

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Even superior as lunch meat? I don’t believe Pat would say that! This looks like a shoop, fellas.
 
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"Republicans believe everyone is straight and cis" - Man who masturbates to trannies.

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"Waaaah! People are calling me fat online and the FBI wont do anything!"

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More stalker oinking:

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Doublepost, but someone sent Pat's pathetic birthday tweet to comedian Jim Florentine, who roasted it on his podcast. Even Florentine's son got in on the roast, brutal.

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I feel like there's an evolutionary benefit to bring your kid in to mock a man like Fatrick. For your son it's "don't be like this fat retard" and for your daughter it's "don't date fat retards like this man."

Fat is more important than he realizes tbh.
 
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CoolSixtyNiner said:
lmao Fatrick just noticed his 1488 Ted Talk has been posted 8 minutes ago. So, he drank himself to sleep in his Detroit hotel room, woke up, is on his KF page at 730am, and oinking on plebbit by 7:34am. What a fucking life this slob has.
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"That seems far fetched...." lmao
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They fake racism, childs!
 
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Kind of a lame troll, TBH. Fake twitter account of an off the charts SJW author, soon to be removed I assume. But I guess a lame troll works when the group you're targeting goes through life shrieking?
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Also retarded in that I'm guessing nobody would have noticed this if it wasn't brought to their attention by Fatty McGuire. (Who TBF is no longer quite as elaphantine as she used to be.) I sure as hell wouldn't have notice this.
 
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Terrifying Organisms said:
Those horrible Redditors aren't being very nice to our friend here.

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Body shaming assholes.
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He says in the comments he’s a size 34 waist. That’s so fucking ridiculous it’s beyond all comprehension. 34 waist is quite fat, don’t get me wrong - but it’s orders of magnitude less fat than he is.

Why would you lie about something so egregiously? I don’t understand.
 
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birdwater said:
"Status" in that context basically means value as a mate. Low status might be an expression of bad genes, low intelligence, poor health, a mental/emotional state incompatible being a good mate and these are conveyed using extremely complex systems of signals to other people in your social group.
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Well, Fatrick had no trouble mating and passing on his genes.
Of course, he doesn't want to talk to the product of those genes, but she's still out there.
 
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