Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Saint Agustin]

Without a doubt when he cried at Mario Maker and yelled out "I JUST. WANNA BE GOOD. AT. SOME. THING." and then died again.

It was a poetic moment that spoke volumes about him as a person.

Do anyone here has a clip of that gem? I never saw that and really wish to laugh at Adam self depreciation.

 

[Vtuber Enjoyer]

Do anyone here has a clip of that gem? I never saw that and really wish to laugh at Adam self depreciation.

 

[Monsense]

I've finally caught up, man that was a wild ride, so much shit happened that just escalated because Chibi decided to make it a big deal which it ended up becoming and allowed people to step in and talk about what a shitty person he is. I don't think he'll go trans, there is no way, he is too lazy, and at most will just say he is "non binary" so he can dye his hair weird colors and wear dresses, but its gonna be as real as him being bi.

I think the best bet for him (realistically) is to just go the v-tuber route, at this point there's so many cheap resources to become a vtuber that anyone can do it even with a shitty webcam and with some generic anime avatar, although of course, its not gonna stand out as much as the expensive ones people pay to have jiggle physics and what not, and knowing Chibi, he would 100% look for who is the artist of the most famous vtubers and pay them lots of money just to get an anime banana giant princess or whatever gimmick he decides to choose. Why I think its the best bet for him is because V-tubers are (mostly) anonymous, until someone doxxes them, its the only way he can start with a clean slate, forget everything about his past, never have to show himself on camera ever again, and still get to play videogames to an audience on twitch. The only issue I see is him not wanting to let go of his current Twitch account because its partnered or whatever the fuck its called, and I can imagine him being retarded enough to do his vtubing clean slate under the same twitch account, which would backfire. But it would be funny to see him have a short lived v-tuber arc after spending a lot of money on the latest vtubing techonology and paying high end artists for it.

 

[Snakebottom]

His brother is going to Haiti, assuming that is what he means by Haati

He also said we're off, assuming that is what he means by were off, so it's very probable the other person/s are Cheebs and their mum.

Voodoo arc incoming.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

With the current silence even thought its like 90% guarenteed to end in under a few months, I am wonder what a no internet life would be like for Chibi. Would he pull himself up by his boostraps, became the worlds best AT&T salesman, find a cute lazy eyed goth 18 year old to bear his chibi seed and make him a chibi dad. 20 years from now when his retarded chibi sons are going off to online game dev uni will he sit down, open up twitter and come back, only to get caught in another schandle for messaging a 16 year old weeb girl and then cancelling himself a few days later when no one notices

 

[BadBunnyBurnell]

What was everyone's favorite Chibi/Aquana moment? (Hard Mode: "I would really prefer if you would be quiet" not allowed.)

I think one of my favorite was when he got a massive """"""Panic attack""""" over Among Us. He really wanted that attention shifted to him.

Mine is when his mom got called to ask about why chibi sent pictures of his penis to a minor. Idk if its still up

It is:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=769-A-efpEE

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

His brother is going to Haiti, assuming that is what he means by Haati

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He also said we're off, assuming that is what he means by were off, so it's very probable the other person/s are Cheebs and their mum.

Voodoo arc incoming.

>live in detroit
>vacation to haiti
would rather be dead tbqh

 

[don acrobat]

To all the tards who come in after every incident and give their dissertation about what Chibi has to do to become a functioning adult:

 

[Depths of Homolust]

>live in detroit
>vacation to haiti

Feels like we've gone... nowhere at all!
Nowhere at all!
Nowhere at all!

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Oh come on Adam, you are good at something.
Making milk for us to enjoy.

 

[Peko]

Top Chibi moment for me I think is sadly lost to time.
It's during a Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories race where Chibi starts getting some shitty RNG luck, and in a desperate attempt to get some pity from his fellow competitors, pretends to faint on stream multiple times. When he gets ignored he starts speaking like he's the hero of generic anime #128 "I can do this!" "Gotta keep going somehow...."
IIRC he eventually just quits the first moment someone throws him a bone and asks if he's still good to go.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Top Chibi moment for me I think is sadly lost to time.
It's during a Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden Memories race where Chibi starts getting some shitty RNG luck, and in a desperate attempt to get some pity from his fellow competitors, pretends to faint on stream multiple times. When he gets ignored he starts speaking like he's the hero of generic anime #128 "I can do this!" "Gotta keep going somehow...."
IIRC he eventually just quits the first moment someone throws him a bone and asks if he's still good to go.

I’d call you a liar if it was anyone other than Chibi.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

His brother is going to Haiti, assuming that is what he means by Haati

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He also said we're off, assuming that is what he means by were off, so it's very probable the other person/s are Cheebs and their mum.

Voodoo arc incoming.

He's probably going to fish for a Haitan gold digger that will take advantage of him

 

[moocow]

Chibi is a tier 4 idiot, so I wouldn't be surprised if he pleads Not Guilty.
...
See? He is a fucking idiot!

Christ. Glad I didn't promise to eat a hat!

God damn, Chibi, do you just lurk in the thread here, absorb the advice or "if he weren't stupid, he'd <blah>" recommendations and just do the exact opposite to spite us or something? Don't get me wrong, that's great of you to do for our entertainment, but damn.

 

[Revolved]

For some reason I can't find it on YT, but his reaction to the Banjo Smash Bros reveal is one of the most cringe-inducing, humiliating things I've ever seen. He's clearly acting out hoping to be put in a compilation video, it's fucking terrible. Putting aside the fact that he doesn't even play the game AFAIK, a grown man exclaiming "I am living!" and "my babies!" while making what can only be described as blabbering noises over video games is just some weirdo shit.

The other isn't really a moment; it's the fact that he allows chunks of his mustache to grow down over his lips like a hobo. It says so much about him and annoys me more than it should. It's basic grooming 101 and he just has no clue about it.

Also he preferred to jack off while wearing women's underwear instead of using his ex's vagina. I really think this is overlooked far too often.

 

[blinkber385]

>live in detroit
>vacation to haiti
would rather be dead tbqh

Jesus christ its like the plot to a gabriel knight game

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

He's probably going to fish for a Haitan gold digger that will take advantage of him

Plausible theory, given his known proclivities:

 

[TheSCREECHER]

It is on his own youtube channel. I linked to it a few pages back.

It's on Page 395 but Chibi closed his Youtube account. I hope it's not lost forever.

 

[Tingle]

The upbeat, energetic music really helps bring out his whiny manchild voice.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Here ya go