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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Sounds like Penny is about to launch another false fag op.
I am confused as to why they have not done it sooner, even as to why they let it die down in the first place.
like this one that was posted half an hour ago.
The trans community WILL go back in the closet
They WILL Back down the moment a riot cop splits a troon's Osteoporotic skull open with a baton.
They WILL be erased from history.
They WILL lose that fight
Indeed no quarter will be given, by the Chuds.
Chud Bigotry and Violence WILL Silence you.
Dilate.

I suspect that all the new Anti-troon bills will play into their next grift, could be a Trans-Lifeline style arrangement but instead of a phoneline with one operator, it is the original tranch pitch of a Troon Commune, but with a new coat of paint. I could also see the addition of a Militaristic spin, potentially Phil putting his military training to use training troons and aidens how to poorly shoot rifles.
 
New poll.
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Keeping this. :story:
 
Holy shit somebody needs to gift them a vacuum because that carpet is fucking disgusting.
Also that office bedroom thing is markedly pathetic. I was expecting bad, but not that bad. Jesus Christ.
It's where Kevin's consoomer hoard lives. And where Kevin AND Jen AND Penny sleep. Together. In the same queen size bed.
 
It's a board game of some sort that has had expansions released. I hope that's what the extra copies are, but I'm not really familiar with it beyond knowing it exists.
Arkham Horror is a board game based on the Cthulhu Mythos. The publisher, Fantasy Flight, is known for taking big-box Ameritrash games and going whole hog on them. They took a humble, no-budget 1987 original and filled it out with so many different decks, pieces, chits, dice, multiple boards, beautiful printing--and so many expansions. People have bought a specific IKEA table because it is known to fit all of the Arkham Horror expansion boards at once (for now).

All those different expansions come in different-sized boxes, though. What's on the shelf here are boxes of the Core Set for Arkham Horror: the Card Game. For more than two players, you need more than one Core Set.

This is probably Grognard Jen's stuff.
 
I gotta say, these incels ruined Alpacas for me. I can never look at one again, buy their fiber for crafts, admire someones hobby farm, without thinking of the Tranch. I wasn't a huge Alpaca fan to begin with, but these faggots single (man)handedly drove me from ever wanting to touch any alpaca paraphernalia in the future.

"I am become Earl, Destroyer of Worlds"
Don't hate the victims of these deranged troons, the alpacas never choosed to live with them and suffer the hooflodomor they are being put through
 
Penny said he was taking it down when he got ill, and would replace it with a monthly one.
I suspect it will just quietly be dropped if nobody makes a fuss, and then they can keep the balance.
Just keeping track here in case anyone from Oglala Lakota Nation (or the FBI) takes an interest.

Penny has un-pinned (and I think deleted) his Lakota fundraiser message which claimed to be “running all year”. It’s been replaced with one begging for equipment for their drywalling business instead.

Below is where the fundraiser ended up, and a couple of remaining tweets.


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Narrator voice: they did not, in fact, kick it off.
 
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Larger for anyone who wants to see the horror...

I don't even know where to begin with this fucking mess and them showing it off while claiming that they're starting a drywall finishing business is fucking ludicrous.
I've seen people with zero experience with drywall do a better job with their less-than-perfect efforts.

Granted, even as a homeowner I don’t know shit about drywall, but should it be flush where the pieces meet?

What's with all the weird cut pieces screwed in all over the place???
Others have already answered about the importance of drywall being as flush as possible. People such as the tranchers lack the time, patience, and focus to do a job right because of the time required to do it properly. TL; DR - It takes too long in their minds and it's too much like (hard) work. In today's era of instant gratification, the Tranchers would rather play with their toys than take time to properly put up drywall or make the Tranch any sort of legitimately successful venture.

If the whole Tranch dynamic hasn't totally imploded yet, I have a feeling it's coming sooner than later.

:popcorn:
 
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