Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[BitterPill]

Well she isn't performing femininity anymore and that seems to be worlimg really well. Apparently basic grooming, skincare etc are just patriacal tool to oppress women

Well her bathroom is pretty fat phobic so….

 

[LonesomeDud]

is her hair greying? Not shaming grey hairs. But it really is shocking to see her like this compared to her glam days on YouTube when she uploaded content. She just looks like a regular ol’ fattie Walmart shopper now.
Not fancy fat babe influencer.
She looks like she sits on the front porch of her house smoking new ports lmao

Lazy and preparing for a "depression arc" when she abandons J.

I'm a pretty socially oblivious person, and I can see the writing on the wall.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

She's more than $100k in debt and she's spending $40 on little kids' teeth?

I guess she doesn't go to the hairstylist or aesthetician anymore but still needs a completely frivolous way to blow through her money, lol.

She will always be in significant debt. The thing that continues to amaze me is that she somehow got that mortgage.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I am very close to printing out a picture of Corissa's face and taping it to my sunscreen bottle so I remember to use it more often. Best anti-aging product money can buy and a lot cheaper than expensive treatments!

 

[Angry New Ager]

Is she collecting baby teeth to harvest for stem cells? That’s the only way it makes financial sense

Giving all the little kids she knows $20-40 per tooth they bring her is a great way to get all of those kids to think she's wonderful, and make her one of their favorite adults.

If I was a parent, I'd find that really inappropriate behavior, and put a stop to it (at least as far as my own kids were concerned). In Corissa's case, I don't believe there's any pedophilic intent, but it is a form of grooming—of building trust and loyalty toward a non-related adult. I'm going to bet that many of those kids, when they hit their teens, will seek out "Aunt Coco" for confidential advice. She is absolutely not somebody you want your kid to turn to, but she would love that role, and probably looks forward to it.

And because I can't seem to not mention Cluster B shit, I'll just point out that cultivating the favor of other people's kids, and becoming their "friend," is a common Narc tactic. The Narc gets an ego boost from kids' adoration of them, but because they're kids, they don't pose a threat to the Narc's ego—as an adult, they always get to be smarter, more experienced, and somebody to look up to.

Narcissist parents will often do this at the expense of their own children—doling out money and special favors to other people's kids instead of their own—so it's just as well Corissa will never have kids.

It's some pretty sick, manipulative shit, when you think about it.

 

[FarmVille]

It's some pretty sick, manipulative shit, when you think about it.

Yea, I think maybe you need to go outside and think a little less about this. Even for a KF post that was some dizzying projection.

 

[CorteXY]

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Jesus her skin is fucked.

Who wore it better?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

when they hit their teens

C’mon, will they? I’d agree she thinks they will, but what kind of advice this can give? How to act around boys? Best skincare for teen acne? How to keep ED at bay?
Little kids can be too straightforward for our wound-nursing gal, and nervous hormonal teenagers may find cool and easy to talk to single women/men as someone to seek advice from, but Corissa — may long she stay alive — is anything but.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

C’mon, will they? I’d agree she thinks they will, but what kind of advice this can give? How to act around boys? Best skincare for teen acne? How to keep ED at bay?
Little kids can be too straightforward for our wound-nursing gal, and nervous hormonal teenagers may find cool and easy to talk to single women/men as someone to seek advice from, but Corissa — may long she stay alive — is anything but.

I do think she will force herself onto her niece and nephew to be the "cool aunt." She used to brag about sitting in a piss-filled kiddie pool with them during the summer, so needy for cred and attention from literal toddlers, lmao. She's desperate to be liked by kids for whatever reason and does seem groomer-adjacent. A narcissistic compulsion behind these interactions makes a lot of sense to me.

 

[No Thank You]

I feel particularly particular pointing this out, but Coco's shirt is a ripoff of Halsey's You Should Be Sad, directed by Colin Tilley.

Spoiler: I like music videos

I am a fan of Colin Tilley's videos, which is mostly unimportant, but I have seen the image on Coco's shirt before. I know it's a Lady Godiva thing, but we all know that, which is why this one is a rip-off.

And the Lady, herself:


And if you want to get worked up before bedtime, that's your own business:

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

"I think I've still got it."

The ability to put on makeup like an 85 year old grandmother? Yup, you sure do.

And UGH I did not need to see her flat pancake titty through her shirt gap! Gonna go drink now.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Yeah, she's still "got it" - if you mean the dirt that doesn't look like it washed off before she applied the warpaint. *Shudder*.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

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Coco is well on her way to a solid case of W.C. Fields nose: Rhinophema

 

[BitterPill]

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She forgot to sand her face first.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

She will always be in significant debt. The thing that continues to amaze me is that she somehow got that mortgage.

I wonder what her interest rate is. Probably on the moon somewhere. I'm guessing she will likely sell the house after she breaks up with J and moves back to a city apartment where there are far more dashers willing to deliver from more restaurants. No more home maintenance or pretending to garden. I don't know where they live exactly. Has her house appreciated in value much since she bought it? I know it is in the areas less affected by the insane explosion in housing prices, but sorta curious.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Yea, I think maybe you need to go outside and think a little less about this. Even for a KF post that was some dizzying projection.

After seeing this comment yesterday, I decided to back away and think about it, and reconsider what I'd written. Because yeah, sometimes I can get seriously spergy, and take things too far.

Having done that, I stand by everything I've said.

Corissa's behavior is creepy and inappropriate, and even if it's close family (nieces/nephews), it oversteps a boundary that should exist between an adult and kids who are not their own.

And I don't care if the parents are going along with it—parents go along with far worse shit these days, and the kinds of people who would have no trouble with Corissa (and Juliana) having an influence on their children don't exactly have the best judgment.

I don't believe there is anything remotely sexual about it, but it is manipulative, and her motives for doing it are questionable. So again, I stand by what I said.

I do think she will force herself onto her niece and nephew to be the "cool aunt." She used to brag about sitting in a piss-filled kiddie pool with them during the summer, so needy for cred and attention from literal toddlers, lmao. She's desperate to be liked by kids for whatever reason and does seem groomer-adjacent. A narcissistic compulsion behind these interactions makes a lot of sense to me.

She can't have kids of her own (and frankly, she'd resent and neglectthem Kelly Lenza-style if she did), so she co-opts other people's children. She thus gets to enjoy all the fun parts of being around kids, while assuming none of the responsibility for them.

And yeah, wanting to be the "cool auntie" who kids turn to as confessor and advisor, who gets to be the sympathetic, understanding adult kids can trust when they don't think they can talk to their parents, is a role I can see her embracing. Given the right "auntie," who knows she's an intermediary between child and parent, it can be a healthy relationship. But, given Corissa's Narcissism, she's never going to be the right "auntie."

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Oh, good lord. Corissa, honey, other than finding some joint compound Pete left behind, there is nothing you can do about those pores. That horse left the barn years (and countless garbage calories) ago.

 

[FarmVille]

After seeing this comment yesterday, I decided to back away and think about it, and reconsider what I'd written. Because yeah, sometimes I can get seriously spergy, and take things too far.

Having done that, I stand by everything I've said.

Corissa's behavior is creepy and inappropriate, and even if it's close family (nieces/nephews), it oversteps a boundary that should exist between an adult and kids who are not their own.

And I don't care if the parents are going along with it—parents go along with far worse shit these days, and the kinds of people who would have no trouble with Corissa (and Juliana) having an influence on their children don't exactly have the best judgment.

I don't believe there is anything remotely sexual about it, but it is manipulative, and her motives for doing it are questionable. So again, I stand by what I said.


She can't have kids of her own (and frankly, she'd resent and neglectthem Kelly Lenza-style if she did), so she co-opts other people's children. She thus gets to enjoy all the fun parts of being around kids, while assuming none of the responsibility for them.

And yeah, wanting to be the "cool auntie" who kids turn to as confessor and advisor, who gets to be the sympathetic, understanding adult kids can trust when they don't think they can talk to their parents, is a role I can see her embracing. Given the right "auntie," who knows she's an intermediary between child and parent, it can be a healthy relationship. But, given Corissa's Narcissism, she's never going to be the right "auntie."


Oh, good lord. Corissa, honey, other than finding some joint compound Pete left behind, there is nothing you can do about those pores. That horse left the barn years (and countless garbage calories) ago.

I don’t care if it’s an unpopular opinion, it’s weird to create a theory of decades long manipulation based on one Instagram post about tooth fairy money.

The contradiction between posts describing the same person as unwashed, uncaring, completely void of concern about their public person, and trying to worm themselves inappropriately into the lives of future teenagers with $20 is bizarre. She’s barely posted anything about children and seems to have little interaction with any.

But I swear a lot of posters here think any interaction with children is inappropriate and see pedophiles and abusers lurking under every rock. Stranger danger to the most extreme level possible.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I don’t care if it’s an unpopular opinion, it’s weird to create a theory of decades long manipulation based on one Instagram post about tooth fairy money.

The contradiction between posts describing the same person as unwashed, uncaring, completely void of concern about their public person, and trying to worm themselves inappropriately into the lives of future teenagers with $20 is bizarre. She’s barely posted anything about children and seems to have little interaction with any.

But I swear a lot of posters here think any interaction with children is inappropriate and see pedophiles and abusers lurking under every rock. Stranger danger to the most extreme level possible.

Most lolcows are inappropriate and dangerous around children, whether it's emotionally, psychologically, or physically. I can only speak for myself, but I don't think all people irl are inherent creeps or predators unless/until they start exhibiting creepy and predatory behavior, lmao. (Sometimes there's a gut feeling, too.)

Corissa has piss-poor boundaries, an excessive need for attention, and also spouts off on the current-day "don't judge anyone's sexuality"/"Noble Faggot" trope nonsense while J retweets woke scourges and perverted MAP-defenders like Alok Vaid all of the fucking time! Further, Corissa is an entitled exhibitionist who barely washes her filthy face and body. Her neighbors can be friendly to her in passing, of course, but they're terribly naive and sort of retarded if they're really letting their kids frequently interact with her or form relationships with her.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Just my 2 cents, but a lot of narcissists I've met (and unfortunatly I've known a few!) were surprisingly free with their money or gifts, making a big show of being generous. Some of them also would have given Corissa a run for her money in terms of turnip-face, lol. But while some of them were definitely doing it as long-con manipulation where they would use all their generosity against you if you ever called them out on crappy behavior, I think just as many might not realize they're being manipulative. Some people just have that dating-sim mentality where they think they can buy affection, others only think as far as "giving money makes me a good person, right? RIGHT?!!"

Alternatively Corissa could be luring the children into liking her because it will make it easier to fatten them up and eat them.