🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 31 42.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 11.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 34 46.6%

  • Total voters
    73
I care so much about my son! As god as my witness I will never stop posting to twitter about him. I don't care if I have to post about him once every 3 months. Hell, every 2 months! That's a sacrifice I will gladly make to see him. I will do literally everything in my power, as long as I don't have to leave my house and it doesn't take too much time to do.
 
i always get a latte fuck the haters #ralphamale

(or a flat white)

(my coffee is 90% milk which is why it tastes good)
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lactose intolerant niggers be hating
 
Is he retarded? All piggy said is he's part of a gay killstream debate in the morning.
From the little I know about Styx, he's very pro alternative platform. While it is Ralph just being a self aggrandizing sperg, Styx probably won't like being namedropped in a private message now being used to threaten the CEO of odysee.
 
Ralph really named his daughter to honor nick? A guy who thinks white girls should die because they'll end up blacked.
Not only that but Ralph named Reroll in honor of a man who says that not only does he not believe women, even his own mother and sister, when they say that they have been raped but also says women deserve to be raped because they are all evil and pedophiles. Just wow. Nice one Ralph. Sure when your daughter gets older she won't be ashamed and disgusted by that. Then again I am sure Pantsu will raise her to be a self hating internalized misogynist just like her so you won't have anything to worry about on that front.
 
Poor kid, already has a “Please kill me” look. That poor young brain is already traumatized and has seen horrors beyond our comprehension
Well, between that and Ralph sperging on Twitter about he thinks the court system is ruining him while not taking responsibilities for his actions, that baby’s little mind is already planning ways on how to get out of this trap
 
Talks of a deal != a deal. But in typical retard ralph fashion the narrative is changed, now he never had a contract but he just wanted everyone to know he had the option. Get fucked retard why are you such an idiot.
Ralph would be the worst texas hold 'em player in the world
that's why the degenerate sticks to betting on Botswana Badminton matches, instead playing a game that's not entirely rigged by the house where you actually can make good money if you're not a retard.
 
"You know what the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want some credit for some shit they suppose to do. For some shit they just supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like: I take care of my kids. You’re supposed to you dumb motherfucker!” - Chris Rock.
 
Ralph would be the worst texas hold 'em player in the world
“Wow I have such good cards, actually, I’d think carefully about calling, honestly, if I were you. You think I don’t have five aces but that’s honestly fab fiction. In fact, if I had to guess it’s probably you that’s bluffing.”

-Ralph to the video poker machine
 
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