🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Neil]

>Ralph trying to jab at Jim for meeting Jade on the internet
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Every woman Ralph's been with in his entire lifetime are either barely-legal highschool girls he groomed online (Nora, Faith) or women involved with e-drama/content (Ade, that one random gamergate girl, Alice, LoveisAFourLetterWord, etc)

Ralph's done what Jim did once a billion times over, only difference is Jim struck gold once and didn't need to keep cheating on low quality e-girl after low quality e-girl to be satisfied (oh yeah, and Jade wasn't a crackwhore straight out of high school).

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Continuously violating the restraining orders that the Vickers have against him will surely help him in family court. Ralph, dude, if the Vickers don't want you to see Xander then you won't. You have basically no chance to win this with your criminal record and your racist podcast and your history with Faith. The only thing you could hope for is the Vickers agreeing to let you see him, which they won't if you continue to snap back at them. You put yourself into a position where you have to take Vickers dick up your ass and accept it, or you never get to see Xander.

Ralph's brain has to be pure swiss cheese at this point if he thinks a family court will ever allow him to see Xander after pleading no contest to the charges of posting revenge pornography of his mother. Ralph's constantly been making good arguments for why he shouldn't be in his son's life every second he's on camera threatening people (women especially), getting drunk and high to the point of incoherence, and being otherwise aggressive and hostile to other people.

It's depressing to me how Xander and Rosy (not Rozy, you piece of shit) are going to have to live with the stench of Ralph. They're going to have to "carry that gunt". Lowtax at least had his kids when he was in better health and got to know each one of them for a decent portion of their childhoods before he an-heroed. Ralph's going to burn out like a star at the rate he's going, but at least that means he'll burn out early enough to where he can't hurt these kids in their early years.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Eating shit out of a groomed 18 year old girl's asshole and posting it online while she's in a psych ward is perfectly fine though, isn't it Styx?

Styx is a retarded lolbertarian so he probably does think it's perfectly fine. It's just funny to see Ralph latch on to AF and immediately bring nothing but negative attention.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Cannibal Ralph confirmed. He's gonna get Mad Pigs Disease

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Eating shit out of a groomed 18 year old girl's asshole and posting it online while she's in a psych ward is perfectly fine though, isn't it Styx?

I think it’d be even funnier if Styx didn’t bother to know anything about the gunt and just gets blind sided with guntlore while trying to disavow Nick’s flaggotry.

 

[The Big Dream]

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Cannibal Ralph confirmed. He's gonna get Mad Pigs Disease

JFC there's enough meat for twice the amount of people in their household. And that's if Meigh even eats.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

JFC there's enough meat for twice the amount of people in their household. And that's if Meigh even eats.

that's a week and a half's worth of food for myself, and ralph will eat it in one sitting. it's baffling why he has pig tits

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

that's a week and a half's worth of food for myself, and ralph will eat it in one sitting. it's baffling why he has pig tits

Maybe Ralph or May are having friends over? Surely the attractive, charming and well balanced young couple are positively swarming with visitors from all of their friends and family congratulating them on their new baby!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Maybe Harry ‘show feet’ Morris got off his ass and finally came to visit the crack shack and they’re serving him the finest processed meats Food Lion has to offer?

 

[MeltyTW]

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Lmfao how much do you fucking eat piggy? What's bad is that probably isn't even all of it what is that like 3 hamburgers and two fucking hotdogs for gunt?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade, talked about his cancer etc.

Jim initially took it easy on him, all of these insults get fired at Ralph because of what he says to others first.

The rape allegations aren't false Ralph. You raped Alice, everyone knows it. You continue to lie about sex offenses, quite a pattern.

 

[GuntPunt]

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Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade, talked about his cancer etc.

Jim initially took it easy on him, all of these insults get fired at Ralph because of what he says to others first.

The rape allegations aren't false Ralph. You raped Alice, everyone knows it. You continue to lie about sex offenses, quite a pattern.

...So who's writing the vs. Styx thread?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Lmfao how much do you fucking eat piggy? What's bad is that probably isn't even all of it what is that like 3 hamburgers and two fucking hotdogs for gunt?

Mantsu is probably bullimic so Gunt will eat pretty much all of it.

 

[veri]

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post the screenshot i’m blocked

 

[An automatic clown]

post the screenshot i’m blocked

 

[Hüftpriester]

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Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade, talked about his cancer etc.

Jim initially took it easy on him, all of these insults get fired at Ralph because of what he says to others first.

The rape allegations aren't false Ralph. You raped Alice, everyone knows it. You continue to lie about sex offenses, quite a pattern.

Imagine just enjoying a BBQ on a Sunday afternoon and not sperging out on twitter

Not possible for the RAGE PIG.

 

[veri]

better cook than mantsu i guess

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade

It's worse than that. Ralph forgot that Ralph was the one who brought up Jim's dead father first "the name your daddy gave yeauh!"

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

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Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade, talked about his cancer etc.

Jim initially took it easy on him, all of these insults get fired at Ralph because of what he says to others first.

The rape allegations aren't false Ralph. You raped Alice, everyone knows it. You continue to lie about sex offenses, quite a pattern.

Jfc, Ethan is so Brianna Wu, except Bri probably took estrogen on purpose. The Cushings-addled quadra-titted rage pig just makes it himself. Imagine being ok with sounding like such a little bitch.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

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Ralph is so fucking drunk all the time he seems to forget that Jim mentioned Ronnie only after Ralph insulted Jade, talked about his cancer etc.

Jim initially took it easy on him, all of these insults get fired at Ralph because of what he says to others first.

The rape allegations aren't false Ralph. You raped Alice, everyone knows it. You continue to lie about sex offenses, quite a pattern.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

YER GREASY KOREAN WHORE DOG IMMA GONNA RAPE HER BITCH.
"NOT MY DADDY NOT MY RONNIE"
FUCK YOU METOKUR WHY DID YOU BRING UP MUH DADDY.....