Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Aidan]

Saw no US markings. Also believe the Ukes have captured their share of Russian munitions.

The portable massive depots Russia brought along?
Not to be rude but this is another flavor of cope that happens when Russians make any gains.

Do you guys think they will try to capture Odessa and Kharkov or will they just stick to the south and the donbass? I imagine Russia and Germany want this over asap and are eager to start pushing through new gas deals.

Kharkhov for sure but right now I don't think they want to go for Odessa, especially if Russia is trying to wrap this up by May 9th, which as far as I know is unsourced but I can buy it.
I think The Donbas is the main priority.

Russians, who don't have toilets, nutella, fuel, oil, rockets and other ammo, discovered for the first time in their lives olive oil and they thought it was white wine:

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https://twitter.com/vanessa_p_831/status/1518274632591319042/

https://archive.ph/wip/7Y9RR

How kind of the Russians to set their glasses right by the bottle on the counter.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Ben Shapiro?

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Not Slavic enough.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Kinda sad. Having those islands become a joint-run special economic zone could have been very lucrative for both countries.

Yeah, except they aren't Russian. It's not even really an open question, or even one of historical issues. The Kurils are as Russian as the Hawaiian.

The only major Island up for debate in that area is Sakhalin, and Japan does concede that one, even though technically they don't have too.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

bro, come on lmao

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Kharkhov for sure but right now I don't think they want to go for Odessa, especially if Russia is trying to wrap this up by May 9th, which as far as I know is unsourced but I can buy it.
I think The Donbas is the main priority.

Probably, in terms of Odessa, even though I don't think May 9th objective is a actual thing, I buy them not actually wanting Odessa, to even think about Odessa they need to capture and secure Mykolaiv first, which is a similar size to Mariupol, plus that whole front has been much more of a stalemate, with some claims of very minor Ukrainian counterattack gains, Odessa is over twice the size of Mariupol and the Catacombs will also likely prove a significant issue for the Russians.

Even if Russia has the capture of Odessa as a significant objective, taking it at this point would probably take this thing into July at best.

 

[Rezza]

So Macron won the election. Who was it that said Le Pen will win this time? LMAO
If this war didn't happen, she probably would have won. But alas the Monke Tsar is too much of an idiot...

Jokes aside, now Macron has one less obstacle in giving more support for Kyiv. Things would be good...

 

[kuuu]

bro, come on lmao

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5D chess. Dude doesn't want to be meat on the grinder and is trying to get a disability discharge.

 

[White_N]

Easter in Mariupol to the sound of cannonades

The service took place in the church of Alexander Nevsky, which stands in the courtyard of the Intercession Cathedral, the largest temple in the city of Mariupol.

The service was conducted by the rector of the Holy Intercession Cathedral, Archpriest Gabriel Agabekov.

The room smelled of incense and smoke from the parishioners. Through the prayer chants, the dull thuds of distant explosions were occasionally heard. The calls of the choir and the rector to the Lord in this setting sounded as heartfelt as ever.

 

[NynchLiggers]

So Macron won the election. Who was it that said Le Pen will win this time? LMAO
If this war didn't happen, she probably would have won. But alas the Monke Tsar is too much of an idiot...

Jokes aside, now Macron has one less obstacle in giving more support for Kyiv. Things would be good...

Even if she won, support for the keef regime would continue, since the crusade against Moskals now is way bigger than any cold war sentiments.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

LOL Russians take a joke picture of a bottle of olive oil and shot glasses as if it's spirits (very obvious russian internet humor pic btw)... but here come the online cretins - "SUBHUMAN DONT EVEN KNOW WAT OLIVE OIL IS WOW SO DUMB AND BAD"

This is what the internet does to people. This is what the internet does to you

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Easter in Mariupol to the sound of cannonades

The service took place in the church of Alexander Nevsky, which stands in the courtyard of the Intercession Cathedral, the largest temple in the city of Mariupol.

The service was conducted by the rector of the Holy Intercession Cathedral, Archpriest Gabriel Agabekov.

The room smelled of incense and smoke from the parishioners. Through the prayer chants, the dull thuds of distant explosions were occasionally heard. The calls of the choir and the rector to the Lord in this setting sounded as heartfelt as ever.

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The inspiration for this, I'm sure.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Don't hold USD

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bro, come on lmao

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Arent 16 year olds supposed to be in school?

 

[mr.moon1488]

LOL Russians take a joke picture of a bottle of olive oil and shot glasses as if it's spirits (very obvious russian internet humor pic btw)... but here come the online cretins - "SUBHUMAN DONT EVEN KNOW WAT OLIVE OIL IS WOW SO DUMB AND BAD"

This is what the internet does to people. This is what the internet does to you

Wait is this a meme in Russia?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Arent 16 year olds supposed to be in school?

To the last Ukrainian, so no. Expect the baby brigade.

 

[Ponzo]

Arent 16 year olds supposed to be in school?

Schools or mines in the congo.

I think many ukranians stick to homeschooling nowadays

 

[White_N]

More information about the action in Manhattan in support of Azov

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

Schools or mines in the congo.

I think many ukranians stick to homeschooling nowadays

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Why is the ukrainian flag reversed?
Also based home schooling doing a better job than the government once again

 

[RX-78]

LOL Russians take a joke picture of a bottle of olive oil and shot glasses as if it's spirits (very obvious russian internet humor pic btw)... but here come the online cretins - "SUBHUMAN DONT EVEN KNOW WAT OLIVE OIL IS WOW SO DUMB AND BAD"

This is what the internet does to people. This is what the internet does to you

Well, you know what they say about autistic people lacking a theory of mind.

 

[RX-78]

More information about the action in Manhattan in support of Azov

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>Cuck glasses
>Awkward body language
>Leaning on Japan for argument leverage
Why is it that everyone who simps for the mossad-sponsored nazis looks like he stepped right out of 2015's /pol/ board?

 

[KonradCruise]

>Cuck glasses
>Awkward body language
>Leaning on Japan for argument leverage
Why is it that everyone who simps for the mossad-sponsored nazis looks like he stepped right out of 2015's /pol/ board?

These are not /pol/acks these are Manhattan liberals bending over for what they supposedly had zero tolerance for domestically five minutes ago.