When Tom kicks the bucket - And when to confirm it.

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

.... And nothing of value will be lost.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I hope the local police won't be lonely without Tom checking up on them every 45 minutes.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

He'd probably going to be a decayed mentally disabled cockroach only capable of farting. But he will be living for over 1 million years.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Keep wallpapering your broken brains, Tom's bitches.

You delusional delinquent dipshits don't see it because you're too busy concocting your congenitally stupid fantasies about Tom, but he's a respected figure in the hemp and the hippie art culture movement who has tens of thousands of fans all over the world. As a member of the elder hippie council he gets messages from hundreds of trans children seeking guidance every day.

See, Tom has had a tough go of it because he is gender non-conforming forced into the wrong body at birth due to botched genital surgery that has left him with life long complications. He also, uh...[checks notes] is a hebrew isrealite tribesman who has faced discrimination for his entire life due to his gender identity as a feminine presenting queer transwoman? I think that sounds right.

So keep projecting your criminally conspiratorial crap and sexually deviant daydreams on to Tom, fascist fuckwads. You'll be the ones on the wrong side of history and one of these days you'll face prosecution for your toxic bullshit.

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But if we're facist fuckwads and the system is fascist then wouldn't the legal system agree with us and congratulate us for our criminally conspiratorial crap? And consider us on the right side of history?

Like I've said before Tom, you're going to have to choose between society being evil and thus on our side, or society condemning us thus making society righteous.


See, look, we don't even need Tom around to argue with him. Once he dies just have Josh give us access to his account and we can take turns puppeting it around and insulting the other users, and it'll perfectly replicate the normal experience for as long as we want! Tom's so useless you don't even need Tom to argue with him.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Keep wallpapering your broken brains, Tom's bitches.

You delusional delinquent dipshits don't see it because you're too busy concocting your congenitally stupid fantasies about Tom, but he's a respected figure in the hemp and the hippie art culture movement who has tens of thousands of fans all over the world. As a member of the elder hippie council he gets messages from hundreds of trans children seeking guidance every day.

See, Tom has had a tough go of it because he is gender non-conforming forced into the wrong body at birth due to botched genital surgery that has left him with life long complications. He also, uh...[checks notes] is a hebrew isrealite tribesman who has faced discrimination for his entire life due to his gender identity as a feminine presenting queer transwoman? I think that sounds right.

So keep projecting your criminally conspiratorial crap and sexually deviant daydreams on to Tom, fascist fuckwads. You'll be the ones on the wrong side of history and one of these days you'll face prosecution for your toxic bullshit.

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But if we're facist fuckwads and the system is fascist then wouldn't the legal system agree with us and congratulate us for our criminally conspiratorial crap? And consider us on the right side of history?

Like I've said before Tom, you're going to have to choose between society being evil and thus on our side, or society condemning us thus making society righteous.


See, look, we don't even need Tom around to argue with him. Once he dies just have Josh give us access to his account and we can take turns puppeting it around and insulting the other users, and it'll perfectly replicate the normal experience for as long as we want! Tom's so useless you don't even need Tom to argue with him.

I like it, Weekend at Bernie's Tommy's. He's basically a corpse-like puppet already.

 

[ñññ]

Keep wallpapering your broken brains, Tom's bitches.

You delusional delinquent dipshits don't see it because you're too busy concocting your congenitally stupid fantasies about Tom, but he's a respected figure in the hemp and the hippie art culture movement who has tens of thousands of fans all over the world. As a member of the elder hippie council he gets messages from hundreds of trans children seeking guidance every day.

See, Tom has had a tough go of it because he is gender non-conforming forced into the wrong body at birth due to botched genital surgery that has left him with life long complications. He also, uh...[checks notes] is a hebrew isrealite tribesman who has faced discrimination for his entire life due to his gender identity as a feminine presenting queer transwoman? I think that sounds right.

So keep projecting your criminally conspiratorial crap and sexually deviant daydreams on to Tom, fascist fuckwads. You'll be the ones on the wrong side of history and one of these days you'll face prosecution for your toxic bullshit.

Shut the fuck up Thomas, you vile dogfucking pedophile.

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Damn, it does work!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Someone would have to actually write and submit an obituary.
You’d possibly find a news report of a homeless man found dead in a ditch and they’re trying to identify the body though.

I'll preemptively do it...

Thomas Jay Wasserburg has passed away. Thomas was a pillar of the community, being the COO of an international gem mining conglomerate. Some people knew him as "Auntie Tommie", some just knew him as "There's that guy going through our trash cans again". Many in the area are saddened by the passing, especially in the police department as many officers had a pool going on when Thomas would die. Sadly, only one person is able to claim the prize money. Thomas was a child at heart, he loved children. He loved them so much that he devoted much of his life to studying Instagram posts of kids and he even tried unsuccessfully to learn to play the toy instrument, "the recorder". Thomas is survived by no one. He has no kids, no spouse, and not a single family member wants to claim relation to him. There will be a brief memorial service at one of Thomas' favorite spots, the city dump. In lieu of flowers, please send fake rocks.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

We will know when Tom dies about a month or 2 after he finally croaks. Tucson will have to be mass evacuated due to an unknown contamination. People will think its a new variant of Covid and Arizona will be shut down. Then authorities along with news crews will venture into South Tucson to the heart of the disease and they will find Tom, on a chair covered with his own diarrhea and the computer on so they can show the world Tom died with him arguing with himself on amb

 

[MediocreMilt]

Perhaps a limited run commemorative coin could be made and sold. Don't suppose there is anyone here who might have some sort of experience with that somehow, is there?

Maybe Null should sell garbage gravel when Tom dies.

 

[TurdFondler]

My choice for memento would be a tiny commemorative hobo bindle full of landscaping gravel.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What about this on a shirt with a tie dye background?

 

[The Crow]

When Tom dies, I'm probably just going to log out of here, unless some other clown who's just as funny, gullible, and morally disgusting takes his place.

 

[Boom Boss]

When Tom dies, I'm going to miss his retarded ramblings.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

The Tuscon PD and the feds will be popping champagne over Toms shart filled grave. The poor bastard that walks into his apartment/landfill to clean it out however is the biggest loser in this scenario

 

[RazorBackBacon]

If NFTs are still a thing when Tom croaks, I'll put together a series in honor of Tom. We'll call them Gross Apes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If NFTs are still a thing when Tom croaks, I'll put together a series in honor of Tom. We'll call them Gross Apes.

Make sure the NFTs can only be bought and sold with worthless gravel. To honor his life's work

 

[Glowie]

Make sure the NFTs can only be bought and sold with worthless gravel. To honor his life's work

Getting big enough slush fund to buy out whatever he has in his apartment and check his hard drive for CP stash and whatever else he has stored, so kiwis would have one last laugh at his expense and immortalize the biggest sped on the farm and a failure at life.
He isn't important enough to warrant a documentary, because no-one gives a shit a scamming genetic dead end pedophile.

Anyone outside Encyclopediadramatica sphere and farms. No-one cares or would remember him.

Tom has end of life depression and had a realization "My life amounted to THIS?"
God willing Tom's dead in current year.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

There’s always the possibility that he’ll stop posting because he’s in prison for molesting dogs and/or raping kids. Or that he’s in a psych hospital for being dangerously deranged.

I wonder if we can convince him to move to VA so we could hopefully get the ultimate cow crossover where Chris is housed with Tommy.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

There’s always the possibility that he’ll stop posting because he’s in prison for molesting dogs and/or raping kids. Or that he’s in a psych hospital for being dangerously deranged.

I wonder if we can convince him to move to VA so we could hopefully get the ultimate cow crossover where Chris is housed with Tommy.

Which one will be the girlfriend though?

 

[MasterDisaster]

When Tom dies we just move our crosshairs to the next target; David Price.