The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[mr.moon1488]

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[Trout P]

Seriously someone please tell me wtf that is. It's freaking me out

Isn't it gingivitis?

If you look in the upper right corner of that maw you'll see one of the teeth looks fractured and packed with decay that looks like the lightning bolt found on Harry Potter's forehead.

I've never seen a contractor carrying a firearm while they worked on my house or anywhere else. Why would you carry extra weight while working? If you need to defend yourself you've got fucking power tools and other dangerous things.

Because

 

[mr.moon1488]

If you look in the upper right corner of that maw you'll see one of the teeth looks fractured and packed with decay that looks like the lightning bolt found on Harry Potter's forehead.


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Joked about it being scurvy, but I kind of suspect its meth mouth. Seems like I recall somewhere in the thread a couple of them having a history of drug use.

 

[Bob_]

I've never seen a contractor carrying a firearm while they worked on my house or anywhere else. Why would you carry extra weight while working? If you need to defend yourself you've got fucking power tools and other dangerous things.

The Elusive Earl is always watching, always waiting...

Zooming in on the 2nd photo to the one on the left where he's busy bashing it in with a hammer in the 3rd photo he has most definitely marked the wood. Quality work there Phil.

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I assume architraves will be installed over this bodge job. Maybe. Who knows with these cheap cunts and their cheap clients.

Joked about it being scurvy, but I kind of suspect its meth mouth. Seems like I recall somewhere in the thread a couple of them having a history of drug use.

Nah, it's just poor dental hygiene, and irregular dentists visits. Very common amongst the poor everywhere in the world.

Oh for fuck's sake he's installing the header INSIDE the studs instead of on top. Anyone who hires these morons deserves what they get.

Looks fine to me? The studs are pretty far apart so I assume it isn't load bearing. Looks like a walk in wardrobe

edit: I love the building spreging component of this thread. You can learn about the horrors of gender dysphoria, and how not to install plasterboard!

 

[mr.moon1488]

The Elusive Earl is always watching, always waiting...


I assume architraves will be installed over this bodge job. Maybe. Who knows with these cheap cunts and their cheap clients.


Nah, it's just poor dental hygiene, and irregular dentists visits. Very common amongst the poor everywhere in the world.

Lol maybe, but I wouldn't bet on it. Seems like a lot of cows end up getting drug arcs.

 

[Arch Zealot]

Is one of the why they eats such bad food, that they all have rotten teeth so all they taste anyway is rot?

Never had or really known anyone with as bad teeth as the tranchers, so genuine question, does all just taste right with Them toofs? And isn’t it agony?

 

[LanceHaver]

Is one of the why they eats such bad food, that they all have rotten teeth so all they taste anyway is rot?

Never had or really known anyone with as bad teeth as the tranchers, so genuine question, does all just taste right with Them toofs? And isn’t it agony?

They probably chew with their tongue and eat soft foods, and take drugs and drink. A lot of those bad tastes aren't even sensed by the person because you build up a tolerance to your own filth

 

[Oxyjen]

I thought about this too but realized it would never work.
Say you are a successful man who trooned out, why the fuck would you want to live in a shoe box with shit internet, spotty power and worst of all, Kevin

You are right - I didn’t mean without other drastic changes. You’d have to make the place nice to live. That’s never going to happen under the current administration.

 

[SofondaCox]

Seriously someone please tell me wtf that is. It's freaking me out

Its possibly a long neglected dental appliance? A denture has little individual teeth that can fall off, crack, stain. I've seen elderly people super glue them back on the appliance and it can look quite wonky and unwholesome.

Rate me optimistic but I really really hope that Boner blows the lid on the whole Earl / white supremacist situation and exposes it for the bullshit we all know it is

As much as these people document every mundane thing that goes on in their lives, that not ONE video exists showing Earl presence is all the proof you need to know it's a farce

Earl himself would have filmed it. Someone would have filmed it. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody has a smartphone nearby, it didn't happen.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Reenactment of what will happen once The Ranch closes

https://youtu.be/8VM_2GesqSo

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Rate me optimistic but I really really hope that Boner blows the lid on the whole Earl / white supremacist situation and exposes it for the bullshit we all know it is

As much as these people document every mundane thing that goes on in their lives, that not ONE video exists showing Earl presence is all the proof you need to know it's a farce

How can you say Earl isn't real when he has his own dedicated thread!!!

 

[AprilRains]

Lol maybe, but I wouldn't bet on it. Seems like a lot of cows end up getting drug arcs.

I don't know about methamphetamine, but I know that these people prioritize having large amounts of narcan on hand. Possibly they're using opioids to treat the pain of poor dental hygiene.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Oh for fuck's sake he's installing the header INSIDE the studs instead of on top. Anyone who hires these morons deserves what they get.

"Be careful under there, that's loadbearing air"

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

They're back at the fixing shit up grift

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Let's see what we have here

Lining up a door frame eh?
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Wait the top piece isn't lined up with the side, need to readjust those...
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Ah fuck it just bash it in with a hammer, no way that damaged anything
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Nevermind why he's open carrying a gun while doing remodeling, what's with the stupid fucking holster?

 

[Oxyjen]

"Be careful under there, that's loadbearing air"

Ahh, loadbearing drywall. Groverhaus, gone but not forgotten.

 

[Bob_]

Nevermind why he's open carrying a gun while doing remodeling, what's with the stupid fucking holster?

In these precarious and violent times, no trans is safe.
Especially while they are installing plasterboard.

 

[AGPinochet]

what's with the stupid fucking holster?

That is a drop-leg, it was the hottest shit in 2004.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Phil thinks he's safe with his sidearm to hand while he's busy fucking up drywall more than anyone has ever fucked up drywall in history.

Meanwhile Earl is outside, overinflating the tires on Phil's truck with impunity and loudly humming Boom Bye-Bye by Buju Banton. But Phil can't hear it over the sound of his new, totally feminine, toolgirl sander. A sander which actually identifies as a drywall fucker-upper, using the pronouns of Ohshit / Goodenough / Whatev.

Boy, will Phil be in for a surprise when he gets into the truck at the end of the day. Damn you, Earl! Trans Tires Matter!

Moral: Earl is everywhere, and will fuck your shit up. You can run but you can't hide.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Not only is the holster slung way to low and loose it also looks like a soft universal holster. One slipped up tacticool quick draw drill and Phil will have a bullet tear through his leg(s). To top it off he bought one in Multicam Black .

 

[NotFatChild]

Bonnie maybe confirming end of the Tranch
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ive clearly missed a lot in my absence. besides paul chasing bpd princess, who left the tranch? im reading the thread backwards and all ive found so far is someone named tempest that id never heard of to begin with.